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@alphafox Ummm. Got scissors? 🤨

Is this really the best way to open a pallet of lumber? 🤔

@Simi_2210_ 3

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@MAGAVoice The video is real. From 2015.

HOLY CRAP Trump just posted this stunning video of him playing TENNIS with Serena Williams. WOW Mainstream Media does NOT want you seeing this EVERYBODY loves Trump ❤️

@NFL_DovKleiman I don’t even know why I followed you. That was probably a legit question but he did NOT refuse to answer the question. He *just* got drafted. He can answer football and “how do you feel” questions. Anything else will have to wait till he’s no longer in shock and better prepared.

Yikes: New Giants rookie LB Arvell Reese REFUSED to answer how he will make an impact on the disabled veteran and children community in the NFL. "I don't know how to answer that right now." 😬😬😬

@mariana057 Unless he’s using the provided instructions.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

@LILTAVlS @CodifyBaseball Josh Nayler hits a 2 out, walk-off single in the bottom of the 9th. M’s win!

@CodifyBaseball What happened next

Nick Kurtz ties it up in the 9th with a homer!

@MortgageReport @UcheMaryOkoli I applaud the chicken wings. But, it’s still the Easter season, thru Pentecost. 😊 🐣

@UcheMaryOkoli I almost did tonight and then I remembered that it was ordinary time; I ordered chicken wings

Throwback to lenten Friday when we could not eat meat 😆. To be honest, I miss Lent really badly. But are there Catholics who still observe the tradition of not eating meat on Fridays?

@Acyn Someone needs to tell this newly minted Catholic that’s exactly what the Pope is doing. Unnecessary war killing tens of thousands people? Morality. Dehumanizing people as you lock them up? Morality. Depicting yourself as Jesus? A whole lotta things. Probably includes morality.

Vance: I certainly think that in some cases it would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality, to stick to matters of what going on in the Catholic Church and let the President to dictating American public policy

@m113enjoyer @poperespecter1 @catholicpat No good deed goes unpunished.

@poperespecter1 @catholicpat I once fixed my priest's printer only for him to use it to print out the longest, most boring homily I have ever heard the following sunday.

🚨🇻🇦 BREAKING: Pope Leo XVI declares Catholics CANNOT pray the rosary during Mass Exceptions when: • The homily is too long (8 min+) • The prayers of the faithful goes over 5 • The CCD kids do a little song or something

@poperespecter1 @catholicpat Sometimes I start counting the ceiling tiles. It’s a kind of meditation. 🧘🏼

@catholicpat 😂 There have been some cringe long homilies where I have definitely started knocking out a decade.

@shannondrayer Wondering why Young isn’t getting moved up a couple slots in the lineup. He’s earned it, and there are a couple of other guys who maybe could be dropped a couple?

Mariners lineup vs Rangers: Refsnyder 9, Raleigh DH, Rodriguez 8, Arozarena 7, Donovan 5, Garver 2, Crawford 6, Joe 3, Young 4.

@DecodingFoxNews First, there’s the whole Octave of Easter thing which, of course, is why there’s Easter Monday. Then, there’s the Easter Season which goes through Pentecost. Don’t mess with Catholics on how long the seasons are. We gotcha covered.

Someone just tried to tell me “Easter Monday” was not a thing. Ask a Catholic.

@mjfree @vancemurphy @Christo12919382 Must be including the primaries.

@vancemurphy @Christo12919382 6?

I’m a 6 time Trump voter. I have devoted thousands of hours to defending him and helping him get elected… That being said: Invoke the 25th and let’s try to salvage anything we can from this disaster. America first.

@mjfree @grok That ballroom’s not going to build itself now, is it?

Wait — the world‘s most religious Christian skipped Easter services today? @grok HOW COULD HE?!!!!!

@Jeremyakee @johnkloess Congratulations! I assume you went thru OCIA. Did you discuss it during your classes and with your sponsor? I receive in my hands. Aside from the sanitary aspects, which are not minor, I do not feel the need to be fed, literally. I receive the Body of Christ and feed myself.

@johnkloess Not engagement bait at all. I am coming into the Church tonight and am genuinely curious.

Catholic friends - Do any of you receive on the tongue? I suspect a few of you do, but am not sure how common it is.

@johnkloess @Jeremyakee How can it be a minority form, but be quite common? 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Jeremyakee Then good luck to you, and God bless. Receive in whatever way you prefer. Communion in the hand is a minority form of reception, but quite common.

@lapesadademoda This is a great site for these kinds of questions. And other resources. bustedhalo.com/ministry-resou…

¿Por qué tapan los santos en las iglesias? O sea, yo sé que es Viernes Santo y crucifican a Jesús, pero por qué tapan a los santos.

@GetRich809 @FeelLikeMafe A once in a lifetime opportunity to meet Trump and have him make *their* accomplishment all about *him*? It used to be special. It used to have meaning. Not anymore. At least, not now.

@FeelLikeMafe Once in a lifetime opportunity and they decline as a seahawks fan im truly disappointed in this organization glad they are selling it hopefully the right person will buy it and not be a dipshit

BREAKING 🚨: The Seattle Seahawks have declined the White House invitation, per sources.

@dianaberrent @cvspharmacy There is. At Walgreens. I don’t know why CVS doesn’t have it. But every Walgreens pharmacy I’ve gone into, has one right at the pharmacy counter.

How are we supposed to dispose of medication? Putting it in the garbage seems like a bad idea as it could get into the water system etc. My @cvspharmacy won’t accept them. So I have an entire nightstand drawers filled with unused Rx’s. Shouldn’t there just be a dropbox at every pharmacy counter?

@murderof4Crows @JamesMartinSJ Somewhere between 2015 and now, maybe 2016, your brains all broke. Your hearts crystallized and shattered. And your souls… Your souls spasmed into a cramp that never ends causing such pain that no good information can get through. That is the *only* explanation for this post.

@JamesMartinSJ well, I do believe *you are judging. This was a simple statement not a celebration. sad the way you jump to judgement.

God help us. This is disgraceful language coming from a Christian, or anyone with a soul. It was just as wrong to celebrate the death of Charlie Kirk as it is to celebrate that of Robert Mueller. May they rest in peace. And may we never forget that Jesus's message is about mercy.