Brick Johnson

@LukeSlabaugh That had me cracking up. Chip's response... 😆

Mark Sweeney: "Yeah, show off your chest lettuce." Chip Caray: "... Excuse me? What?" #stlcards

@StL_Clayton @Cardinals I think im at the wrong Strip Club 😳

Bad day to be a shirt! Oli invited the Tarp Crew down to meet the team!

@fkeriufkeriu @Crazymoments01 Its actually neither.. at least not the 35

@Crazymoments01 It turns out the airplane's outer shell is made of iron; I always thought it was aluminum.

I Bought a DEAD $80M Fighter Jet from a Junkyard!

@Crazymoments01 Hahahaha those aren't made of metal friend

@AugieNash I was there! One of my favorites that I attended

@MattPauleyOnAir This dude drives me nuts. He obviously makes these trades on videogames and since the game makes it work out he thinks it'll work in real life. He's a moron. Every other day the sky is falling. Jeebus dude. Get a woman. Any woman. Pay if you have to

This is a message for whoever needs to hear it: It’s ok to have fun and enjoy things. #STLCards #SmileMore

@MLBaseball_Live As usual... you're a Moron. Take a valium and watch something else you can handle.

Anyone who thinks Winn is a long term answer at SS is kidding themselves. He's terrible Fuck we need a RHB called up #stlcards That was sad - game should be over

@ShotimeLAD Id be more interested in what sort of sticky stuff he grabbed off the back of his pants... twice. How many times a game does he tie his shoes?

Shohei needs to tie his shoes and a Decoy is discovered 🐶 ©️SportsNetLA

@RepLuna If you dont have the votes... you GET them. If you cant do your job and make things happen, then you are NOT the right man (or woman) for the job. This guy is bought and paid for by the Left

This is completely false and he knows it.

@BarackObama @jamestalarico @GinaHinojosaTX Get the Fu*k out of my State you lying, foreign, f*ggot piece of Shit

It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor. Let’s get it done, Texas!

@Justinjpearson You are a pickaninny fool

Today, we re-launch our campaign to take on billionaires and the political status quo. Whether you live in the new TN-09, the old TN-09, or anywhere that our systems have failed you, I’m running for Congress for all of US. We are still here. And we’re going to WIN!

@kataltay @harryjsisson @Sue752BlueWave See... this is where you are mistaken. We dont all suckle at the teet of Trump. We just watch what the lunatics on the Dem side say and do and see clearly how batshit crazy they are. Its not about Trump. It's about common sense.. and there is a lot more of it on the R side.

@harryjsisson @Sue752BlueWave And yet, MAGATS still worship him and believe every lie Trump speaks or types. So, as batshit crazy as Trump clearly is, there's millions of psychotic losers roaming free in the US, regurgitating Trump's shit.

Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list: 10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016 10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump 10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested 10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes 10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none) 10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?) 10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election 10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower 10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign 10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin 10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again 10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna 10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested 10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason 10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes 10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti 10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason 10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies 10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store 10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order 10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again 10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying 10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics 10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair 10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t) 10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted 10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way 11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information 1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool This man is clearly not well.

@_Qstormrider This guy is a fool. You New Yorkers have really fuvked yourselves royaly

🚨 BREAKING: Ugandan Mayor Zohran Mamdani is now receiving widespread backlash after his "solution" of raising property taxes would harm HUGE SWATHS of New Yorkers directly — not just the "ultra-wealthy" You got DUPED by a 3rd world COMMUNIST SCAMMER.

@CyndiRosele1 @SenFettermanPA If he would have fixed all of those issues completely and directly to your liking, you would still crucify the man for the cost alone. Its always lose/lose with you leftist loonies. There's no winning. You all have a sickness.

Painting the iconic Washington Monument pool blue neglects the real problems it has. The leaks and algae that consumes it. Even by pitiful Trump driving beside the pool placed a lot of pressure widening the cracks inside tge pool. Fetterman you get over yourself! As a Senator you should know Congress must pass this!

Stop this henpecking. $13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair. Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸

@jmjones Its beyond idiotic. I already pay a fee to MLB to watch the games. I shouldn't have to pay additional providers to watch them when I already pay the top. Its infuriating.

The Cardinals are playing four games in San Diego, and those four games are on four different networks and/or streaming services. I am not a television audience retention professional, nor am I a media contracts lawyer, but I do know that seems like an absurd own goal:

@MLBaseball_Live He only has that ability when he's on the juice. He hasn't been worth a dog turd since he was busted. You're just blind.

Yes - because he has the ability to be a generational player - and has been one Why are people so reactionary to in the moment things - go away lol

@johnrabe Needed to get out of the inning. Pitcher was sitting too long and needed to get back out there to stay in the groove. I wouldn't be surprised if it was done purposely

Whenever possible, I like to shut down a big inning with a meaningless out stealing at third base. #STLCards

@MLBaseball_Live Aren't you the moron that was trying to give away our whole team in a make-believe trade to get Tatis?!?! Jeebus F'n Christ

HOMY SHIT!!!! I'm so horny about that - I've never seen that !! A walk in the park grand slam!!! What's!!!! ROTY baby PADRES - just let Tatis fly home with us man - we'll fix him #stlcards He needs a change of scenery

@stl_2004 @EricLDaugh Awww... he just lives rent free in your tiny mind 24/7 doesn't he.. im surprised you can do anything at all with him disco dancing the day away between your ears.. Trump! Trump! Trump!😆 I'm surprised you haven't blamed him for your dad banging your mom and forgetting to pull out

@EricLDaugh If you liked that, you'll love that your orange messiah thinks you can reduce the price of anything by 600%, or that you need ID to buy cereal, or that Cofeve is a word, or that water in Northern California has to flow south to LA just because it is higher up on a map.

🚨 LMAO! Democrats are so panicked they didn't even spell "VIRGINIA" correctly as they move to appeal to the literal US Supreme Court, in a bid to revive their 10D-1R gerrymander "Virgnia" It's also rife with errors, including "Sentator" Whoever drafted this up was clearly frantic, as Democrats were hoping their cheating would be upheld for the midterms 🤣 Dems are now asking the VA Supreme Court to defer their mandate, pending SCOTUS ruling — which is very unlikely

@nitrain32 @MagaGrunt1 No but we will tag them and let you monitor their progression during job interviews and moving out if their parents house using a website that you can subscribe to for a small monthly fee.

@MagaGrunt1 Brilliant. Can I get a picture and bio of the socialist I'll be adopting?

🇺🇸This clip is the absolute best. OMG does he nail it. His calm demeanor makes it even better. This is exactly how I picture these crazy liberals.🇺🇸