Robert Carter

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@sadderlizards Nah man got other plans

so are we gonna meet up and howl at the moon tonight or what

@jinxXedhere @AdityaRajKaul Trans atlantic slave trade in 18th century bro not an immigration problem

@AdityaRajKaul The irony is she might actually be safer in Putin’s Russia than in these Western nations that welcomed absolute f!lth in the name of immigration, and are now drowning in skyrocketing cr!me rates. 🤷

Iryna Zarutska: Chilling Video Shows Ukrainian Refugee Stabbed To Death On American Train ndtv.com/world-news/iry…

@JustinAugustus_ @caitcamelia Real internet addicts get this reference

@caitcamelia She was the baddest, he was the realest

@melissa Maybe they try harder because they are good at it

one time as a kid, my dad told me about some old research he'd read he said, maybe asian kids are better at math because they just try 50% longer

@williamritossa 😭😭😭😭😭 so that bitch is like this to everyone huh what a slut😭😭😭😭

@sama That’s a really good observation — here’s why you’ve nailed it …

i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now

You’re telling me OpenAI is scanning my conversations with ChatGPT and reporting them to the police?

@meme_ancient That was six fucking years ago wtf like wtf 😒

Belle Delphine's "Arrest" Mugshot (2019)

@skooookum Your ancestors have like 10000s and millions of great great great great great grandchildren and shit so they don't even care about your probably

@Darkweb3yagami @reddit_lies Solid logic bro 💪🏾 congrats

r/masskillers deleted this, so I'm uploading it here. Possible images of the alleged Minneapolis Catholic Shooter's weapons and gear. (4 of 6)

@varu_solano @chess24com Yeah right no one literally not a single person

@chess24com Hans Niemann blacklisted from this event unfairly.. therefore noone realy gives a fuck who the winners are.

Congratulations to Wesley So for winning the 2025 Sinquefield Cup!  Stone cold in the three-way tiebreaker against Fabi and Pragg, Wesley comes out ahead! 🏆

@cxgonzalez I am 26.5

everyone is either a student or over 30. where are all the 23-29 year olds hiding?

@meme_ancient @grok explain everything about this meme i saw the meme during hulk hogan died

Smoking On That X Pack

@lupinxart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media

@ATinyGreenCell I think iphones are peak humanity

Soviet spaceflight navigation computers were so cool. This is the Globus INK. Analog orbital gear is peak humanity.

@ATinyGreenCell Sounds like communist propaganda but ok

@shaggysurvives I am 16 and I have 3 kids

is it too late for me to get married and have children? (im 21)

@skooookum My colleague watches twilight and Sabrina is his caller tune , he is a 33yo male , single since forever person .

@ori6g Now I have read the short story behind this image I feel the same

Retarded coworker asked me if hes in trouble and i said No even tho ik they are firing him at the end of the workday .