Christine Schuster

Trump: You have 48 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz. Iran: We will not open the Strait of Hormuz. Trump: Then you have one week. 😂

This might be the best political sign I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣

Grüne sind *für* Solarstrom, denn die Sonne schickt keine Rechnung. Union ist *gegen* Solarstrom, denn die Sonne schickt keine Spenden.

That’s two Middle East security agreements hashed out by Zelensky in as many days. The man is fighting half the world & still has time to help others. He was born for this. (UAE)

A French Senator declares: ​"A handful of drug addicts and alcoholics have seized power in America, and whenever something regarding the Epstein case is published, they bomb a corner of the world!"

@DennyGo8 @Acyn @Nguyen_anime3 @realDonaldTrump Didn’t you watch the movie? The wife is always sooo busy caring for her family, there’s no time for voting in person. The offspring was likely afraid to be seen in public and getting shot.

@Acyn @Nguyen_anime3 Once again the pedophile @realDonaldTrump is a fucking LIAR, HE WAS IN PALM BEACH AT THE TIME HE MAILED IN HIS BALLOT !! Not a business trip, def not in the military, so we should believe he was ILL AND DISABLED !! Got it. So whats Barrons and Melania’s excuse?

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here. Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

@Microinteracti1 Well, he’s mainly looking and gesturing at the audience and cameras in front of him, but the only person he’s really talking to is the one posing behind him.

Pete Hegseth declaring Iran wiped off the face of the earth. While the 82nd Airborne is boarding planes to the Middle East. While Delta Force is moving into theater. While Iran is on state television mocking the ceasefire proposal. Don’t sell the bearskin before you’ve shot the bear. 🐻 Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Acyn @MeidasTouch What y’all are talking about??? She is a visionary, alone at the top!! 😂

Trump: Our great first lady, who turns out to be a fantastic movie star -- do you believe this?She had the number one movie and now she is number one on streaming

@CollinRugg Who are the rapists? Tell their names, show their faces!

NEW: Woman who was gang r*ped before jumping from a fifth-floor window to take her own life, will be euthanized in Spain tomorrow. 25-year-old Noelia Castillo Ramos, who is now paraplegic, will be euthanized tomorrow. The Barcelona woman suffered a severe spinal cord injury from the jump and has since been granted her request to be euthanized. "I do not agree, but I will always be by her side," her mother said. Castillo Ramos' father has been trying to stop the decision for over the past couple of years, arguing that she had a personality disorder. According to reports, Ramos had suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder and was "relying on ... the Spanish mental healthcare system" before she was r*ped. In February of 2026, Spain's Constitutional Court rejected her father's appeal, claiming there was "no violation of fundamental rights" and that the euthanasia could go through. Heartbreaking.

Die ersten 25 Tage des Irankriegs dürften einen globalen wirtschaftlichen Schaden von bis zu 300 Mrd. USD angerichtet haben – Energiepreise, Börseneinbrüche, Lieferketten, Luftfahrt. Zum Vergleich: Der spanische Krebsforscher Mariano Barbacid hat Bauchspeicheldrüsenkrebs in Tiermodellen erstmals vollständig eliminiert – und bettelt nun um 30 Mio. €, um den nächsten Schritt Richtung Menschenversuch zu finanzieren. Mit einem Bruchteil dieser Kriegskosten könnte man hunderte solcher Durchbrüche gleichzeitig finanzieren – bei Krebs, Alzheimer, seltenen Krankheiten. Jahrzehnte an medizinischem Fortschritt, auf einmal. Ich weiß, dass das naiv klingt. Aber vielleicht ist das Problem gar nicht die Naivität – sondern dass wir das alles als normal empfinden.

@LuisenstadtF Aaaach, diese SB Kassen sind doch auch schon längst wieder out! Wirklich klasse sind die mobilen Handscanner, die man beim Gang durch den Markt mitnimmt und damit jedes Teil ganz einfach gleich einscannt. Dann nur noch zur Kasse und den Gesamtbetrag bezahlen, fertig! Ich liebs!

Aldi. 5 leere SB-Kassen. 1 normale Kasse. Die Kunden stehen in langer Reihe und warten darauf, abkassiert zu werden. Verstehe ich nicht. Penny das gleiche Problem. Die SB-Kassen werden gemieden. Verstehe ich nicht.

NEW: Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to convert part of their farm into a data center despite the offer being about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area. "If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything." "As long as I'm on this land, as long as it's feeding me, as long as it's taking care of me, there's nothing that can destroy me if I've got this land." Video: Local 12 WKRC

The most amazing story isn’t just that Democrats flipped a Trump +12 seat from red to blue — it’s that Trump literally voted by mail in this election while arguing mail in voting should be illegal for everyone else.

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

@Btcblock21 @AwesomeNewsom It’s Biden’s fault! 🙃😅

@AwesomeNewsom Wait until Trump says it’s all rigged and stollen 😂

MAR-A-LAGO IS IN PALMS BEACH COUNTY. THE MOST REPUBLICAN SPOT IN THE UNIVERSE. TRUMP ENDORSED A REPUBLICAN, JON MAPLES, WHO REPRESENTED THAT REPUBLICAN OASIS. AND HE STILL LOST! DONALD TRUMP IS NOW REPRESENTED BY A DEMOCRAT. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

I'm apologizing in advance for the person i'll become when trump dies.

Gerade in dieser Jahreszeit ist es für mich schwierig, an 2010 zu denken und an den langen Kampf, bis die Schuld der Täterin zweifelsfrei festgestellt wurde strafakte.de/strafprozess/s… Für mich ist es bestürzend, so oft meinen Namen unter Postings zu #Ulmen zu lesen und gegen meinen Willen als lebender Beleg dafür herzuhalten, dass es Falschbeschuldigungen gibt. Ich lehne das ab und fordere Sie dazu auf, allen Frauen mit Respekt zu begegnen, die sexualisierte und andere Gewalt anzeigen. Es ist zwar für mich einerseits positiv, dass bei vielen Menschen angekommen ist, dass ich Opfer einer Falschbeschuldigung wurde. Dass ich aber dadurch grundsätzlich und in jedem Fall zu einem argumentativen Hindernis gemacht werden soll, wenn Frauen Gewalterfahrungen anzeigen und diese unter einen Generalverdacht gestellt werden, dass es "womöglich wie beim Kachelmann" war, ist abseitig und falsch. Meine Solidarität gilt immer den Opfern, wo sie auch immer sind. Was mir passiert ist, lässt sich nicht verallgemeinern. Lassen Sie mich raus. Danke.

@FrankNiegisch @jim_benemann He’s just doing what the orange maga king is doing all the time, don’t you get it? 😆

@jim_benemann Are you okay? Who is the president at the moment?

I think it’s pretty clear at this point that Biden and his team thoroughly miscalculated how this war would turn out.