Rob Marsden

@markgoldbridge Who would you give a ten year deal to then?

I don't think Carrick is the right choice but I also don't agree with the short term contract. We need to build a future. Going short term stinks of not being sure.

@GlupeusMaximus @EbukaEnechukwu @indykaila Actively wanting to sell him so let’s put him in next seasons kit! What an idiot

@EbukaEnechukwu @robmarsden85 @indykaila We would easily get 45-50mil which means even money on his book value

Exclusive 💣 We’ve got some interesting whispers floating around that Bryan Mbeumo might be available for transfer after just one season at Manchester United. Apparently Several clubs across England and Europe are keen to sign him this summer. It’s definitely a story to keep an eye on as the summer transfer window approaches.

@BackIndeed Pretty standard from where it is based

One of the weirdest accounts on here

@Nozza_ Good luck getting a comment from Chris Rea

Boro local paper needs a Spygate front cover like this with Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood etc for their next issue

@OmegaLuke Don’t fall for it

Buys an in-form RW… Plays him CAM for half a season, then up front with fleeting spells in his actual position and wonder why he is struggling 🤦‍♂️

@Web3Balo @GlupeusMaximus @indykaila Glad you cleared that up! I was beginning to think you were an idiot 🙄

@GlupeusMaximus @robmarsden85 @indykaila you*

@samuelluckhurst If he’s a daft punt, it doesn’t stop you being a stupid cunt does it

United fans have been singing Zirkzee’s name to Daft Punk but he was a daft punt who’ll need replacing #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/39061442…

@cm0102legends Replaced it with women’s leagues. They’ll say that’s not the case but we all know it is

I am sorry what? FM does not allow international jobs???

@WorkTheSpace I’d put money on it being broken and unplayable until after the actual World Cup is over

International management comes to FM26 May 26th. Whole post feels a bit odd, like they're trying not to hype it up at all. Not sure if it's managing expectations and not wanting to overpromise, or if the update will be disappointing. Guess we will find out soon.

@CantonaManc We won’t get anywhere near that for Zirkzee

€44m for the worst ‘goalscorer’ in our history, that’s absolutely outstanding business.

@SeanRossSapp @realmarkostunt You rhyme with stunt pal

Congrats to @realmarkostunt!!!!!!!

@henrywinter I miss the days of 160 character tweets 😔

Michael Carrick has left the Stadium of Light in more despondent moods. “Don’t ever forget what this feels like,” Sir Alex Ferguson told Carrick and the other crestfallen Manchester United players on the bus leaving Sunderland after news came through of Aguerooo and City’s title winner in 2012. Carrick never forgot that feeling of misery and anger. Disappointment with today’s draw is nothing in comparison, of course, but Carrick will be in reflective mood as he leaves SOL. Just because he doesn’t throw verbal fireworks around during post-match interviews doesn’t mean he’s not passionate about reviving United. He is. Everyone knows how deeply Carrick cares about United. Most around him know how driven he is, too, and that he wants to play attractive football. As he did as a player there. Performances definitely need to be better, and fans' frustration with that side of the Carrick spell is understandable. Sunderland were the better side, by most accounts, and United were indebted to Lammens. But it was all about stabilising United for now. Carrick has done well as interim - 10 wins, 3 draws, 2 losses. He’s dispensed with the wrong system, put players in their best position, restored belief and got United back into Champions League positions. Third is all but guaranteed. Third. United were sixth and drifting when Carrick took over. But he’s not a miracle worker. That squad needs strengthening. United need proper cover in attack when Sesko is out. Zirkzee simply isn’t good enough. They need a left-back and left-winger. Most importantly, a successor to Casemiro. If anybody understands the need for United to regain control of midfield it is Carrick, who played there 464 times for them (minus a few at emergency centre-back). Sir Jim Ratcliffe might want a bigger name but Carrick has surely earned a shot at input into summer signings, a pre-season, and a chance to show what a Carrick Manchester United can do. #MUFC

@TalkTV @JamesCleverly @mrmarkdolan I see ‘Not Very’ is giving it out again

🚨🚨'I'm not congratulating Reform UK on CHEATING to get a win' Shadow Housing Secretary James Cleverly accuses Reform UK of cheating to win the local general elections. @JamesCleverly | @mrmarkdolan

@CinemaTweets1 People are gonna watch this and say it’s a rip off from when Sideshow Bob tried to kill Bart Simpson 🤦🏼‍♂️

I’ve been hearing extraordinary things about the Cape Fear limited series dropping on Apple TV. Featuring Javier Bardem, Amy Adams & Patrick Wilson, this is a 10 episode limited show that starts on June 5th. A few friends in the industry have told me this is as good as TV gets.

@NOT_MOTD This fella was nearly bald at 25 and now has a full head of hair! Clearly didn’t mind going against god on that one

This man scored 3 goals for England at international level. Now, he's lost his mind.

@JobberNationTV It’s definitely not One Man Gang so stop putting hints like that

If the name Im hearing is true...O M G 👀

@laligafrauds That’s the Scottish gene screaming to get out

Argentinian players need to be investigated by FIFA for doping immediately! 🇦🇷 Macallister is only 27 years old and he is already balding! Hair loss is the main sign of PED usage 💉 Not that long ago Macallister had a full head of hair!

@HughWoozencroft Not like someone who’s hired by talksport to talk absolute bollocks but we are where we are

Well done to Carrick for what he has done at Man Utd. I am sure INEOS will do what they always do, and that's make the easy choice. I would rather see a more serious manager appointed, because the hierarchy are clowns. Another Ole few years incoming... #MUFC

@UnitedStandMUFC Spoken like a true paedophile

"Somebody call David Attenborough 'This United defence is worse than a pack of penguins trying to shag a chocolate bar!'" 🤬 #mufc