Rob M

@DailyAFC @ijagould 😂😂😂 Inject it

Arsenal fans furious with the Bournemouth analysts, after they celebrated their side’s winner in the press box. The members of staff were told to remain in their seats after the full-time whistle for their safety. ❌🤬

@BenCrellin @ijagould I actually want us to finish 2nd in the group at this rate😂

England’s group games are at 9pm, 9pm and 10pm If we win the group, the potential schedule is: L32 at 5pm L16 at 1am QF at 10pm If we finish 2nd in the group, it’s: L32 at midnight L16 at 8pm QF at 8pm If we’re one of the 8 best 3rd place teams, it’s: L32 at 2.30am L16 at 9pm QF at 2am The SFs and final all kick off at 8pm

@VAPELOUD2016 @ijagould

You really had to be there to understand how crazy the grime resurgence in the 2010s was. Skepta Shoreditch car park. I failed my A level in ICT just so I could go and watch this, feds locked it off within like 20mins but was worth it. Recorded on my old iPhone 5s lol.

@SportsGreatest0 @JPEustace

The new Tiger Woods PGA Tour 26 video game looks awesome!

@topskillsportuk @JPEustace

@JPEustace @Danfudge 😂😂

@Danfudge @robmatchette

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone On PlayStation one (2000)

Jason Cundy on Fifa 98

@punt_rd @JPEustace

I’ll never get sick of Sting just stuck, trapped listening to someone slaughtering his music. He’s marinating in agony and embarrassment!

@PackripEwing @JPEustace

it’s Friday night in 1997 your three best friends are over and you have four N64 controllers a fresh cheese pizza and two liter bottle of Cherry Coke is on the kitchen table you just unlocked Oddjob as a playable character life is good

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That point literally means nothing to us now. We are down. But the fact we have potentially just stopped the most insufferable, whiny, cheating football club in the World from winning the league I am so over the moon. Up the shagging Wolves mate

@TheBTCTherapist @JPEustace

If you don’t laugh at this you’re not human

@JPEustace @FT We're fucked mate.

@FT @robmatchette

CEO of Microsoft AI Mustafa Suleyman joins FT editor Roula Khalaf to explain why most of the tasks accountants, lawyers and other professionals currently undertake will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months ft.trib.al/SZ4Lti1

@0xdierich @lanaangelss @grok @JPEustace

@lanaangelss @grok Guys please

hi @grok Remove the ugliest girl from this photo

@paratroopbrady @alex_jordan20

This is good, so damn good. 🤣

@I_amMukhtar @JPEustace

Nigel Farage was tricked on Cameo into recording a tribute video for peadophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.

@Lemonbriz @Mateo_Cabrera_5 😮‍💨

This Wayne Rooney assist doesn't get talked about enough

@realDonaldTrump Bellend

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

@Rhigallimorexo Gen Z

Sorry but you’re an absolute psychopath if you go out on the piss till early hours on Christmas Eve. It’s a takeaway, pjs and a Christmas film then bed ready for Santa

@FN_based @fesshole @jackpirrie96

@fesshole my neck would have snapped so loud people would think it was a gunshot

Girlfriend and I were on a beach on holiday. A gorgeous woman in a bikini walked past and set up behind us. A few minutes later my girlfriend whispers "that girl with the big boobs you were looking at, has just taken her top off if you want to look." I've never loved her more.