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Rob Mayhew

@robmayhewcomedy

Stand up comedian and comedy writer. Find my Agency sketches on TikTok 🙌

Katılım Ocak 2009
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kenneth blume
kenneth blume@kennybeats·
Has anyone in LA ever been to this shop? It has a 1.9 star review on Yelp. The hundreds of bad reviews talk about the owners being impatient, berating customers for browsing; even hurling insults at potential buyers for their lack of music knowledge. The occasional good reviews all say they came in for specific purchases, the owner told them the same story about his collection and then they leave. I went a few years ago randomly after walking by, I ended up with a record but it was a pretty brutal experience honestly. 1/2
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S👻@scrapytweets·
Finally, the actual clip is here 😂😂
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Emma Steuer 🧚🤖
Emma Steuer 🧚🤖@emmysteuer·
You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die
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Jonas
Jonas@jonaasw1·
what tech company / startup has the best merch? 👀
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c ☆@tintafey·
tina fey referring to the met gala as a “jerk parade” she is the funniest person alive
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The C̶r̶y̶p̶t̶o̶ Intern
The C̶r̶y̶p̶t̶o̶ Intern@ProofofIntern·
founders who fired their marketing teams to use ai to do their marketing instead…
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sid
sid@immasiddx·
Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭
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Rachel Karten
Rachel Karten@milkkarten·
Every quarter I round up the biggest brand social trends. I just released the Q1 2026 edition. In it you'll find 18 signals worth paying attention to. Like delayed virality, create mode posts, and social teams hiring like hollywood studios. milkkarten.net/p/brand-social…
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Rob Mayhew
Rob Mayhew@robmayhewcomedy·
Did you know I host @tbpn but for merch? Go search for Merch Table on YouTube ❤️
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Devin
Devin@DevinNash·
Becoming a social media influencer is the most desired career in the United States and yet no one seems to want to put in the actual work to become one. There’s this perception that it’s difficult but in reality basically no one even tries. - Only 10% of Podcasts survive to episode 3. 90% of those quit before episode 20. You are in the top 1% of surviving podcasts if you upload just 21 episodes. - About 85% of Youtube channels don’t upload more than 5 videos. - About 90% of creators quit within 90 days of starting their channel, on any platform. - In livestreaming, over 70% of streamers quit by 6 months. 90% will quit within their first year. - 10% of X users are responsible for 92% of all tweets. (Pew Research Center) - If you upload 20 pieces of content consistently on any platform you are past 99% of people who ever tried. - A 26-week study (by Buffer) of 100,000+ creators showed that if you post in 20 or more weeks in the 26 week window you see 450% more growth than if you post in 4 week windows or fewer, *regardless of your content quality.* If you take 100 people interested in content creation who you think you are competing with, you are really competing with only a single person out of those 100 who might stay consistent. That person is probably not even in your niche. Your success in content creation depends on your ability to push past fear and post consistently. Just a reminder that you are never competing against anyone in content creation. You’re competing against yourself.
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EMILY SUNDBERG
EMILY SUNDBERG@Emily_Sundberg·
YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH PEOPLE HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU.
atlas@creatine_cycle

in all seriousness the @tbpn acquisition displays the importance of being likeable. if @johncoogan and @jordihays were in any way portrayed as sketchy or unlikeable by even a few, the surface area for bad press and QT dunks from this deal would be immense. the truth is they are likeable guys on and off camera. i get texts of encouragement from john every month and it means a lot to me. they deserve all the success. they have built an awesome product in a way that is cool and honest. no ragebait needed. no hit pieces needed

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Cathy Newman
Cathy Newman@cathynewman·
Goodbye for now
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Ashwinn
Ashwinn@Shwinnabego·
if you are a brand evaluating an influencer partnership on IG and the majority of their comments are emojis like 🔥 and 😍 hard pass
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Rob Mayhew@robmayhewcomedy·
@4thslip @Variety So you don’t watch either. I can let you know what you are missing… Both SNL and SNL UK are brilliant.
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William C
William C@4thslip·
@Variety There's a reason #SNL was never a hit over here, it's really not very good. I gave up with #SNLUK after 10 minutes of one-joke sketches dragged out too long. It's really not very good.
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Variety@Variety·
#SNLUK review: If this show is just to celebrate a U.S. institution that most Brits have never tuned into, after the initial hype dies down it’ll fall flat on its face. Yet, if it's left to confidently find its own feet, leaning into something more British and inherently surreal — such as Cilla Black impressions and Shakespeare turning up on a stolen lime bike before saying “c---y little earring” — it’ll have a hope. variety.com/2026/tv/global…
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cindygallop.eth
cindygallop.eth@cindygallop·
If, like me, you wake up every day to be met by headlines and news reports that have you despairing, please know there are 2 things you CAN do to change the future to be one we all want to live in: 1. Buy and read Abi Awomosu's brilliant book 'How Not To Use AI', and ....
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Rachel Karten
Rachel Karten@milkkarten·
The Link in Bio Job Board is back. It features all of the best social media roles in one place, updated daily. Right now there are 45 roles from places like Stripe, Ramp, and BBC. Hiring managers can also post job listings on it. linkinbio.niceboard.co
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Rob Mayhew@robmayhewcomedy·
@TfL If you hear “inspector Sands” over the tannoy, get out of the station quickly
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TfL@TfL·
What's a niche fact about London transport that not many people know? 🤔
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Rob Mayhew@robmayhewcomedy·
@andruyeung That’s not a real picture of the restaurant. Also Staten Island is great.
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Andrew Yeung
Andrew Yeung@andruyeung·
Maybe the most unusual restaurant concept in New York Enoteco Maria – a kitchen that rotates grandmothers from different countries Italian nonnas one night, then Japanese, Peruvian, Greek, etc. Each grandmother cooks a dish from her own home kitchen traditions They even made a TV show about it. Pretty cool The kicker: it's in Staten Island
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