Whoknows?

Fucking hell. He just ruined Santa as well. At least that explains why his kids have faces like rainy playgrounds.

@maddenifico Love this.

I fucking love Gen Z. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

@Kevin_McPh @EdinburghLive_ Where are you getting this info? My daughter is working there and scared.

@EdinburghLive_ “Apparently it didn’t happen on the Cowgate, a car drove past and was dropping body parts”

Major Edinburgh road locked down as huge police presence swarms street edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh… edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh…

@angusmaroon @pintsized94 My daughter is stuck working there. Am sick.

@pintsized94 🤢 was having my dinner

I've just been sent a picture of the head in the cowgate and I wish I hadn't been Don't drop that on your pals lads Fake? Maybe. I don't wanna see a head in the gutter regardless

@JaneyGodley Lovely!

I love my hair

@gracecamille_ Grim

i genuinely wish there were laws against or at least some sort of oversight over family vloggers and influencers. Starting with this one

@JaneyGodley Merry Christmas Janey, love to you and your lovely family. Thinking of you.

I won

@easyJet our 16 year old daughter and friends are currently stranded in Naples airport as EZY3274 has been cancelled. Next flight 3pm tomorrow. No help offered. Airport deserted, everything closed.

@carolvorders @EleriTudor I thought she was rumoured to be his daughter?

Johnson Honours List Number 2 Charlotte Owen, age 29, spent 18 months in a minor role as an "assistant" to Johnson and others at Number 10. She's put into the House of Lords by Johnson. There is literally no reason why. Johnson mocking the public again? Hmmmmm

@TraceyKent @judyblume @EllenBarkin Gracefully put. This.

@judyblume @EllenBarkin Appreciate this. However, 100% support brings with it not listening to many women’s call for safe spaces and women’s only sports. No one should have to be in fear of the radical mob that demands total subjugation of everyone. You can support & also be mindful of women’s rights

@standmonitor @Grammarly @LPontheleft @Brad_Hoover @kristystrom Did wittle David tell you to write that? Where’s Shelley btw?

.@Grammarly, you may not be aware of what you bought when you sponsored @LPontheleft, but these are rabid antireligious bigots who don’t care at all about your brand and will happily see it denigrated if it gives them a little laugh. @Brad_Hoover @kristystrom With all the choices you have in terms of where to advertise, why on earth would you pick this one?

@standmonitor @yashar @LeahRemini Maybe he’s hiding out with Shelley?

A court ordered @yashar to pay the $177,000 he borrowed from Ariadne Getty and never gave back. But instead Yashar sleeps on couches and skulks about. No one has seen him in months. #WhereIsYashar??? @LeahRemini

@FernBrady Reading it on holiday by the pool, I’m greetin one minute and snort laughing the next, like a psycho.

@AITA_online Absolutely not. FFS

AITA for leaving after being told to be quiet at dinner? bit.ly/3tpinT8

@JeanieThePixie @SHALOMEIBBOTSON You cannot be that blind- He hooks his fingers into the crack of his DAUGHTER’S arse you silly woman.

@SHALOMEIBBOTSON You can “shoo” me all you want. You made a public allegation and people have the right to respond. Good night 😴

I'm sorry but I think this is unkind. Losing one's Mother is hard. He wasn't thinking the way ppl r implying, just trying 2 comfort his daughter, while reading the luvly cards at the same time. He hasn't behaved well, but now is not the time for this sort of comment #PrinceAndrew

@janewilkinson59 The amount of times I’ve dead panned said yes to these questions in the past is coming back in spades now they are teenagers. It’s wonderful.

@CantlayDavid @jimbeaton1 @britdinggo @TzikTzok @NRKBhoy @NicolaSturgeon Your whole persona is football. Read a book? Learn some Scottish history. You would be surprised what these “idiots” have invented while the English were off invading other places and killing folk

@jimbeaton1 @britdinggo @TzikTzok @NRKBhoy @NicolaSturgeon Only 3 ? That’s half of the intelligent ones 🤣

Spotted this cute seal in beautiful Argyll. I think s/he might be a bit of an attention seeker 🦭😉

@Tutora2020 @AOC You should really read some science before letting your thumbs loose. 😂

It’s true! Thank you all for the well wishes ☺️

@iainlee No! This popped up and I thought it was mine and I’d finally earned the badge. I sat behind him in the Chateau Marmont having dinner (I’m not fancy though), he was with Gary Lineker and his neck was so fat and spilling over the back of his shirt collar, it put me off my pork.

@SarahG20123 He’s so grubby in every way.

They really shouldn’t let him stand next to Macron. 🤦🏻‍♀️😬