Roger

@rothbags Eeek! Still got it in the (ever decreasing), vinyl vault 🙈

@BenjiNaesen Race radio= no ban. Team radios= yes, ban them. One way race radios to alert of dangers etc. Also, ban DS's from driving ffs...

📢 NEW VIDEO Shoud Race Radios be BANNED in Pro Cycling? ➡️ youtube.com/watch?v=vpVMi5… What do you think?

@sarky_sheena Top marks for climbing thru the skylight, and standing on the roof to take the shot though. Hole-Digging-Man probably has a parallel photo/ thread about your exploits....maybe 👍

It promised a sea view and I’m quite happy with that, shame I can’t see the beach, I wanted to see how that chap was getting on with digging his hole.

@BenjiNaesen Alien

Recently watched the original 2001: A Space Oddyssey (1968) & The Magnificent Seven (1960). Any other classics I'm missing out on?

@randychipman @writebikerepeat @Justin_Britton @aliACTIONjackso I know what it is, but why you'd be intereseted in seeing that metric whilst your teeth are being dislodged, I've no idea. Same for the time of day and grade 🤔 I'd have a dedicated page for Roubaix bollox...

@writebikerepeat @Justin_Britton @aliACTIONjackso Someone explain Torque to me and why she wants to see it?

Check out defending champion Alison Jackson's handlebars this year 🤩 #ParisRoubaixFemmes 📷@Justin_Britton

@admbly6 @BenjiNaesen They do work "too well". Bloody freezing even on level one for warm-ups. I wish they'd recalibrate it to add a much gentler warm-up mode...

I need to upgrade my cooling fan for indoor cycling. Any advice?

@SoVeryBritish Trying to kill a fly with Pledge, and polishing the furniture with Raid...

What’s the unluckiest thing that can happen to a British person? #FridayThe13th

@MartinSLewis Tyrrels Sea Salt n Cider Vinegar take some beating IMO 🤤

Crisps Recommendation. As a salt n vinegar connoisseur, I normally eschew posh crisps as they're not strong enough - give me McCoys, Discos etc any day. Yet just had my 1st M&S sea salt & sherry vinegar crisps and they've seriously bucked the trend. PS I've no commercial link and don't want a Lineker-esque role. Just thought other S&Vers should try em!

@fredsirieix1 @DirectLine ...and we wonder why there's so many uninsured cars on the roads 🤬

Hello @DirectLine how can you justify quoting more than double the price for car insurance vs last year? (£0 claim and maximum no claim discount)

@nealrogers Roglics behaviour regarding the Fred Wright incident last year told me all I needed to know about him tbh. I was half-hoping a stray Asturian flag might have somehow found his front wheel, bringing them both to a stop on a 23% band...

That Roglic interview was an absolute embarrassment #LaVuelta23

@BenjiNaesen Did the Tour of Britain suddenly become potentially more exciting than La Vuelta?!!!

On a sad note, #LaVuelta23 is over. 🤷‍♂️

@soudalquickstep @EvenepoelRemco What's with the whistle? 😙

And this is only after the first of #LaVuelta23’s three weeks 😁

@cyclingmole Most exciting (!) prospect likely to be at what point the Just Stop Neck Oil bellends will attempt some dastardly doings... 😞

My Tour of Britain preview:- 1 - Sprint 2 - Sprint 3 - Sprint 4 - Sprint 5 - Sprint 6 - Sprint 7 - Reduced sprint 8 - GC day which will likely end in a sprint

@SoVeryBritish Marylebone Station...

Where do you think this dog is going? (Looking forward to hearing your best dog place name puns)

@BriSmithy Buy a new bike....

I've got a wasps nest in the attic... I know I'm popular at the moment 😊 What is the best way to get rid? 👹

@sarky_sheena I endured all 30 seconds of it before flipping over to Leftfield...who ripped Park stage up. Trust electronic music and drugs, kids 😂

Axl running about like a 5 year old on blue smarties.

@Mamnick Ask @sweeneyhonk about our ill-fated 6hr deep sea fishing "trip", off Newquay when we woz kids 😂 Started puking as soon as we cleared the harbour wall, and.......continued......for.......six..hours 🤢

Mackerel fishing in Cornwall 🌞

@LibertyDemonika @sarky_sheena I think Cate found the Shroooom vendor...

@sarky_sheena Sparks were awesome though. Cate Blanchett rocked it.

Here we go! I fucking love them. #ArcticMonkeys #moist

@nemusstudio @BenjiNaesen Agree with this completely. I don't see how it's at all acceptable to subject riders to horrific abrasion injuries when there's technology (like Dyneema) there to lessen the effect considerably...

@BenjiNaesen I also think they should investigate other developments, such as safer garments. Team DSM was experimenting with Dyneema in their kit (similar to Kevlar) to help against abrasions. Things like should be compulsory maybe. Every small improvement will lead to better overall safety

Should pro cycling up the standard of helmet safety in the sport to make systems like MIPS obligatory?

@sarky_sheena This looks like a scene from Squid Game...

Room with a view

The train I’m on, is a bit bouncy, I should have worn a sports bra.