James Machin #FBPE

@justin_ng How do I order a mr judgy mc judge face cushion?

@justin_ng I’m in!

Hi Folks, Taking cushion orders again. Have one order atm and need a few more for bulk orders. They're £21 and 12 inch sq (30cm sq) Let me know if you want to be judged by McJudgey.

Some encouraging signs for the UK economy and public policy this year: •Government borrowing l £5–10 billion lower than forecast. •Unemployment down to 4.2%, with employment levels record highs. •Small boat are down by around 30% compared to the same period last year.

“The game's afoot: follow your spirit, and upon this charge, cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’” Wishing all my followers a very happy St George’s Day x

@TrevorPTweets there are TWO wars going on; there is a cost of living crisis, a madman in the White House and (at least) one Reform MP who EVADED as well as AVOIDED TAX Any chance we can talk about these? You are not a journalist, you are the pripaganda arm of Reform Despicable

Vote for my entry Dixie The Praying Dog at petloverschoiceawards.com/contestant/144…

Jewish Miriam Margolyes doesn't give two sh*ts about antisemitism accusations, she says it like it is. "It looks like Hitler has won."

@Number10cat Glad you’ve woken up. Hope you had nice “Dreamies” during your nap. We now need you to go back to work and sort out the global issues.

Went for a quick nap and ended up sleeping for 6 weeks. Sorry. Have I missed much?

@TomTugendhat Shame you got that wrong about the algorithm - Tiktox, instagram etc are ran by programs - The program will have lots of algorithms. Imagine Netflix: •The program = the Netflix app •The algorithm = “Because you watched X, here’s Y”

@Number10cat Nope - defo not a murder, the tip of your tail is still sticking up. Dead give away 🤪🤣

Why does he look like he's investigating my murder?!

@LaindonFEMINIST You’re forgiven - Just don’t let it happen again 🤪🤣

WRONG INFO. SORRY!!!

@LaindonFEMINIST good luck 🤞

It’s taken me a while but I start my volunteering job tomorrow. For Essex Wildlife. I’m starting off in a gardening job. Moving/digging in snowdrops and daffodils. Just a shame it’s about 3 degrees and wet. Wish me luck 🌧️🌧️🌧️

@Riya333S 35531

Tell me the biggest number by moving 3 stick Only 0.0001 percent will succeed

Replace Chris Mason with a neutral voice - Sign the Petition! c.org/2BCpHpsT9p via @Change

@Norma5387953815 3513

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@Bricktop_NAFO @grok are these numbers correct

''If we leave NATO, Ukraine joins it, and then Europe and Canada have a united force that exceeds ours ... and they don't have to fly 7 hours across the Atlantic to defend their territory. We'd have to, on limited resources, no place to land and nothing to gain.'' - Malcolm Nance 🇺🇸 Former 36 Year United States Intelligence Veteran specializing in MENA/SWA terrorism. @MalcolmNance

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@justin_ng Wishing you and the boss a very merry christmas and warmest blessings for 2026. May your treats pockets always be full and Larry’s naps be plenty.

Merry Christmas folks. Hope you are all enjoying today with family and loved ones.

Wishing a very Merry Christmas to all of my friends celebrating around the world. Please reply with photos of cats enjoying presents/boxes/turkey/napping x

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