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@shenoyn Your jokes are going worst.

told him why no one wanted to publish his book. "You see", the publisher told him, there's simply a glut in the market" "Glut?" "No one wants to read another lags to lychees story"

One of my other original 'jokes' (adding those quote marks because that is exactly how missus refers to them. "One of his 'jokes'" she will say, and you can actually hear the quotes. But I digress). This one is about a guy who was a great programmer and decided to start a company

Ek baar waqt see, lamha Gira kahin Wahan dastaan mili, lamha kahin nahin

@calamur Even I did a double take.

Ah for the want of a comma, ......

@_a_muse It's officially cold in Singapore. 'nuff said.

Climate change is affecting us right now. In unprecedented ways.

@b50 Gold prices?

When someone asks me about life lessons, I tell them the same BS "The sun rises and falls each day, but each sunrise and sunset is different.

@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Plainly speaking, stems are harakiri.

@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Why'd mold catch on to chillies? The stems are usually the ones, no?

Apparently de-stemming increases the longevity of green chillies and I’ve been doing this for years without questioning. But what’s the reason/theory behind this? <@krishashok @gauravsabnis>

@iPrash @gauravsabnis @krishashok Stems rot or gather mold. Put them in paper wrapped up. Speaking from experience. Because I'm lazy af.

@roshnimo @gauravsabnis @krishashok One has already said “TIL”. The other is probably busy vettufying some unpronounceable food in some forayn land. Pliss you only enlighten off.

Coco. Remember me.

@godoolally Hyundai.

8. Which tech company’s name when translated to English from Korean means 'Three Stars'? #doolallyq

@godoolally Fly lice

Champion Q:. Rearrange this to discover a popular rice dish from a Southeast Asian country #doolallyq

@godoolally Paul McCartney

6. Which musician and peace activist was featured on the cover of the very first issue of the Rolling Stone magazine? #doolallyq

@godoolally Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

5. Since 1980, every year on Boxing Day, a cricket match is held at the MCG. However, how is the 1989 game between Australia and Sri Lanka different from the rest? #doolallyq

@godoolally Mint Julep

2. Which drink, made using mint leaves, ginger-pepper syrup, gin, and lemon juice, is named after an American dancer known for her partnership with Fred Astaire? #doolallyq

@gauravsabnis I'm kimkartavyavimoodh. Now recite Karak Talika?

I chose Sanskrit as my 3rd language in school while all my friends chose German. They learned a useful language of a major while all I got was an ability to tell sanghi trolls how stupid they are. In an arcane useless language.

@thinq2win You're wrong.:'(

Answer to today's question of the day: PUSSY RIOT #QOTD #Russia

This is a known fact.

@thinq2win TaTu.

Little ball of fur. #QOTD #Russia