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@SawyerMerritt Good. Shitty product will die out like dinosaurs. Toyota and Honda look dorky as fuck and drive like a refrigerator on wheels with an iPad glued to it.

Toyota CEO on Chinese competition: "Unless things change, we will not survive. I want everyone to acknowledge this sense of crisis." Honda CEO on Chinese competition after recently visiting the country: "We have no chance against this." motor1.com/news/792130/ho…

@dogsmellsgood My ear does this when listening to harsh sounds on the iPhone or Mac. Specifically female voices or high treble. Irritation and pain result.

Holy fucking shit. Finally found the name for it. Im going to cry Ive never been able to explain this to anyone they never know what im talking about

@CollinRugg Get. A. Bidet. Stop smearing poop around on your asshole. It’s 2026. Join the modern world. Your significant other doesn’t need to smell shit when you’re flapping around in the sheets.

NEW: Footage shows the aftermath of the Ontario, California, fire that wiped out a 1.2M-square-foot tissue paper warehouse. 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim was allegedly upset about his pay, so he decided to burn the whole warehouse down. The warehouse served the tissue paper needs of about 50 million people, according to authorities. Video: adventure_air_official / ig.

@shynouss @Asmongold @Awk20000 Maybe he should be the Elon of streamers. Buy or build your own with the power of investors. Free the world.

@routineanalyst @Asmongold @Awk20000 He could easily use X alone but people are creatures of habit and they watching their favorite platforms. That’s why many streamers like Asmon have to stream on multiple major platforms. Plus, if he is banned on one, he can still have the others. Or if a platform goes down, etc.

Asmongold says he won’t be live on Kick or Rumble while banned unless there’s massive news

@Asmongold @Awk20000 Why don’t you just build your own platform and market it via X?

@Awk20000 I am sorry I just really like video games

@pmarca They’ll price this shit just below the cheapest labor for the job and then once its competition has been defeated they’ll slowly increase the price. One day these greedy bastards will charge equal or more than the human variant.

The pricing tiers for AGI are something like (1) $20/month, (2) $200/day = ~$75,000/year, (3) $1,000/day = ~$350,000/year, and (4) ~$10 billion. For now.

@MattMusto1 @charspop28 @NASA Pretty simple experiment. Take two objects. Place them in dark room. Hold one light a few feet out from it. Inspect the two objects. You’ll notice that one side is lit. The other half is dark. Derp.

@routineanalyst @charspop28 @NASA What is casting a shadow on the moon?

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

@charspop28 @NASA Light is on the same side. Top. Both lit the same way. How is this hard to understand?

@NASA OK so help me understand how this is real? The light is on the top of the moon in this picture, but the shadow on earth shows that the moon should be lit up completely in this view of the moon?!

@konstructivizm Dude is just hovering above his friends at fart level?

Artemis2 vs Apollo ...

@interesting_aIl So much hair

This minimalist shower drain is the future of drains

@60Minutes When we voted on this shit it was SF to SD.

America’s hopes for its first high-speed rail line were kindled in 2008, when California voters approved a ballot measure for a bullet train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. Nearly two decades later, that dream is yet to arrive. cbsn.ws/48jzMBx

@Virak_109 Reminds me of Conan exiles penis physics. Shake them side to side and watch the magic.

おい！！！男の乳もちゃんと揺れるぞ！！！よくやったPA！！！！

@thetatvaindia @grok is this real?

🚨Sam Altman sued by his own sister for sexual abuse and rape Annie Altman has filed a lawsuit accusing Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12

@allenanalysis You’re frothing over a jet designed before 1986 and ended production nearly a decade ago?

🚨 ABC News confirms: Iran used advanced passive infrared detection to shoot down the American F-15. Passive infrared detection does not emit radar signals. It cannot be detected or jammed by American electronic warfare systems. It is invisible to the technology America has spent trillions building its air superiority around.

@teslajapan So a shittier model X is debuted after cancelling the model X?

新しいModel Y L、登場 - プレミアム3列シート、6人乗り - 0-100km/h 5.0秒 - 最高時速 201km - 一充電走行距離 788km(WLTC値) - 2,500Lを超えるトランクスペース - 安全性を追求したデザイン

@NASAEarth @Astro_Christina Why is this full of noise?

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

@TitanicNewYork How fucking stupid.

114 years on, Belfast witnesses a full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night...a powerful tribute. #titanic #rmstitanic

@iamtobi NASA sucks as much as the USPS. Surprised their rocket doesn’t look like a platypus made by a foreign company.

Artemis II vs Space X rocket cockpit 🚀🤯

@nicoPinos_ Good Maurnang

Sir Paul McCartney by Tim Cook

@anishmoonka This would destroy unreal engine and anything Epic has ever done simply for Disney shareholder profit.

Disney paid $7 billion for Pixar, $4 billion for Marvel, $4 billion for Star Wars, and $71 billion for 21st Century Fox. The executive who personally closed all four of those deals just went on CNBC and said Disney's next buy should be Epic Games, the company that makes Fortnite. His name is Kevin Mayer. He ran Disney's deal-making for over a decade. The resume speaks for itself. He's not alone. Tech reporter Alex Heath said on The Town podcast that he knows "for a fact" senior people inside Disney want to buy Epic and are waiting for the right moment. Other Disney executives apparently think it's a terrible idea. Look at the timing, though. Epic just cut over 1,000 jobs on March 24. That's roughly 20% of the company, gone in a single memo. CEO Tim Sweeney told staff they're "spending significantly more than we're making" because Fortnite has been losing players since 2025. Tracking firm Circana found the average Fortnite player on PlayStation went from 21 hours a month to 16 in just one year. Disney already put $1.5 billion into Epic back in February 2024, buying roughly 7% of the company when it was valued at $22.5 billion. That valuation was already down from $31.5 billion two years earlier. I ran the numbers on a full buyout: it would cost about 13% of Disney's market value today ($167 billion). Disney paid $4 billion for Marvel in 2009. Marvel's movies alone have grossed over $30 billion worldwide since then. Disney actually tried to buy EA (Madden, FIFA) in 2023. Didn't happen. EA is now being sold to a Saudi-backed group for $55 billion. That ship sailed. Epic, with Fortnite bringing in an estimated $5 to $6 billion a year and its software (called Unreal Engine) already running 15+ Disney theme park rides and games like Kingdom Hearts 3, probably makes more sense for Disney anyway. The problem is one person. Tim Sweeney founded Epic in 1991 and still controls the majority of votes despite owning only about 41% of the company. He can block any deal he wants, and he's been pretty clear about wanting to stay independent. Tencent, the Chinese tech giant, owns another 40%, which means the U.S. government would have to review the deal due to the Chinese ownership stake. That alone could drag on for years. Disney has tried making its own games. It went badly. They built an in-house studio and made a game called Disney Infinity, which actually sold well for a while. Then the economics fell apart, and Disney shut the whole thing down in 2016. Three hundred people lost their jobs. Between 2008 and 2012, their gaming division burned through over $200 million a year. If Disney wants to get into gaming on a real scale, buying is the only option. And Epic is having its worst financial stretch in years.