Roy Allaway

@Dyson4Tea Joan The Baptits

Picture 1: See? I can be a classy lady, Picture 2: Check out my nipple biscuits!!

Fancy heading for the try line then doing an unnecessary side step 😂. Unbelievable Ellie Kildunne! #RedRoses

Thanks for having me on live radio @royallaway @RadioWoking 🎙️new music, live performance🎶and a cheeky guest call with my mate @SEysturoy 📞 Listen to full interview here: mixcloud.com/radiowoking/ro…

Warning. Don’t have kids 😂😂 instagram.com/p/Cl51Jj-hD7f/…

Great start England. Pakistan have been box office in this World Cup, imploding twice at the death then qualifying for the semi because SA lost to Netherlands!! Can’t wait to play you. Come on boys 💪🏻

@keithapearson Not an iPhone then, it just does it 😂👀

Setting up a new phone is second only to moving home on the list of major ballaches. 😒

@dec11mcc Wheels

Doors for me 👌

@keithapearson Try having size 5.5 feet, whole new world of pain

This is a niche gripe, but if you're a bloke with size-9 feet you can only buy socks that are slightly too large or slightly too small. 😠

@keithapearson It was soooooo good

Last year a good friend of mine, Simon, told me he'd applied to go on Channel 4's 'First Dates'. They actually put him on the show... and I've just watched it on All 4. He is no longer a good friend.

@DentistGoneBadd @GDPUKcom 3. Believe it or not, I’ve been a fashion model in swaffham with @royallaway It was a contest where male contestants had to pretend to be a female beauty contestant on radio. I was Miss Uruguay. Runner up and then model 🤣 3/

True instagram.com/p/CA2F20th5vx/…

More lockdown fun @ Fleet, Hampshire instagram.com/p/CAeaHm6BkTS/…

@keithapearson Cuddly Toy Roachford

Right, I'm going to compile a public playlist of positive, upbeat tunes for Spotify, and I need your help. Comment with your choice of a tune that puts a smile on your face (cheese is welcome). 😋 I'll kick-off with an '80s cheeseball - Captain Sensible's Happy Talk. Go!

Holy moly ... tear jerker youtu.be/DTFbGcnl0po

Radio Woking radiowoking.co.uk

Sugar Free from today. The mission is to go 21 days minimum to see if my taste buds will change and I don't crave sweet stuff as much. Feel free to join Nicola Joy and Jay-anne Dingwall in our WhatsApp group. Out... facebook.com/roy.allaway/po…

So all my ‘tweets’ are actually reposted FBook posts. I’m sure would make no sense at all!

Mums boyfriend got her Colonic hydrotherapy for her bday (tube up the arse which gets all the shit out) for her bday, who said romance was dead

@ward_izzy Coming?

The most depressing day of the year ... look after you and yours. But not depressing in Nicola Joy town. Happy birthday you gorgeous lush pillar to all those around you ❤️❤️❤️. Only you would open your present and burst out laughing 😍 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mond…