Rusty Grandpa

Stephen Colbert - 2028

@jurgen_nauditt 😂 russian technology !!

The entire world wants to cooperate with Russia to gain access to advanced Russian expertise and technologies—so stated Minister of Economic Development Reshetnikov. 😂😂😂 According to him, Russia ranks among the leading nations in many fields.😂😂😂 "Countries are showing enormous interest in our developments across numerous sectors—be it our progress in the platform economy, our education and healthcare systems, green energy, or the technologies at our disposal." 😂😂😂 So, now I want to see plenty of evidence from you showing what Russian technologies, progress, education, healthcare, etc., actually look like. I’m really looking forward to it.

@DOJRR47 The @DOJRR47 has gone full facism and pro-crime. Soliciting a child for sex and assaulting law enforcement is now just partisan propaganda? It’s no longer a crime under Mr Trump?

Nothing “quiet” about it. We are proud to reverse the DOJ’s weaponization under the Biden administration. We will do everything in our power to make whole those who were persecuted for political purposes. This includes stripping DOJ’s website of partisan propaganda.

@Com2Serj #RussiaIsATerroristState

🇷🇺⚡Россия первая в мире создала гиперзвуковые ракеты и является мировым лидером в этой сфере. Кроме того, Россия единственная в мире способна бороться с гиперзвуковыми ракетами с помощью зенитного комплекса С-500 "Прометей".

Rubio says that US-led peace negotiations between Russia and Ukraine "were not fruitful." Not fruitful? ​Let’s look at the facts: your negotiators visited Russia seven times, and Ukraine zero times. You demanded concessions from Ukraine before negotiations even began, and throughout the entire process. You pressured Ukraine by cutting off weapons support entirely, constantly badmouthing us, and showing up at our doorstep waving Russian "peace plan" you demanded we sign immediately. ​And now, after Ukraine stands more firmly on its feet without your support, you realize you can't pressure us anymore. So your excuse is that you are tired and leaving? ​How about, for once, you actually support the victim, which is Ukraine instead of terrorist Russian regime? Send your team to Kyiv, support our fight, and apply real pressure on aggressor. Sanction Russia and seize their shadow fleet instead of handing out sanction waivers. Do that, and maybe negotiations will magically become "fruitful."

@saintjavelin #RussiaIsATerroristState

Ukrainian POW Oleksandr Hrytsiuk was returned weighing around 50 kilograms, covered in bruises, missing fingernails, with a broken nose after months of torture and starvation. There are hundreds of stories like these. This is what Russian captivity means for Ukrainians

Ukrainian military medic Oleksandr Krokhmaliuk, a fighter of the Azov Brigade, was tortured to death in Russian captivity.

@JoJoFromJerz Yeah, but his health has other plans. ☠️

He’s not planning on leaving. Ever.

Republicans canceled a vote to end Trump’s Iran war. They were about to lose, so they refused to let us vote. Americans deserve to know where their leaders stand. They can’t hide forever. Accountability is coming.

🚨 Pardoned Jan 6 rioter Daniel Tocci sentenced for possessing over 100,000 images of child p*rnography.

Huge loss for House GOP They pull from the schedule a vote to authorize war in Iran Rep Hillary Scholten (D-MI) says Democrats were going to win the vote. So GOP cancelled it

@StateDept The Trump administration has been a national embarrassment. We need NATO as much as NATO needs us. Please pay attention Mr Rubio.

SECRETARY RUBIO: I don’t think anyone is shocked to know that the United States and the President are very disappointed in NATO right now. If NATO countries like Spain are denying us the use of these bases, why are we in NATO? We need to discuss that.

@atrupar @maxnesterak 😂

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

@FBIDirectorKash You will end up in prison before this is over Kash.

This FBI will not hesitate to bring to justice those who violated the trust of the American public in a politicized investigation that should’ve never been brought to begin with foxnews.com/politics/forme…

More than 140 officers were injured defending the Capitol on January 6th. They waited six years for the plaque in their honor to be hung in the Capitol. They watched as Donald Trump pardoned every single one of their assailants. Some of them can no longer work and cannot even get disability benefits. But Donald Trump has set aside nearly $2 BILLION of your taxpayer money to pay the criminals who assaulted them. It’s a punch in the face to every police officer in this country who puts his or her life on the line to protect us. I support Officers Daniel Hodges and Harry Dunn in their lawsuit to stop this outrageous scheme.

@RepJasonCrow That gift will be remedied in the near future.

Trump just gifted himself a get-out-of-jail-free card. The Justice Department “forever barred” itself from investigating tax crimes committed by Trump, his businesses, or his family. Insane levels of corruption.

@JakeSherman @AndrewDesiderio So rather than addressing the issue, take another vacation.

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: THE SENATE will go home until June, leaving the reconciliation bill unfinished. THUNE just told senators in the room. All because of the DOJ weaponization fund. House is expected to follow suit soon. me and @AndrewDesiderio

@NancyMace Get help Nancy. It’s ok to say you need help.

It's safe to say I am the most anti-transgender member of Congress. 🇺🇸

I was the first person born in Alaska to represent Alaska in the U.S. House of Representatives!

@WhiteHouse Celebrating cancer causing chemicals in our drinking water is not the flex you think it is @WhiteHouse

Another day, another costly Biden-era policy terminated. $2.4 BILLION SAVED ✅