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@sparklesugglets Wow its so beautiful...

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A maths meme that is actually funny rather than stupid: Solve carefully! 230 - 220 × 0.5 =? You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5!

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

11 petrol price hikes in 12 months is unacceptable, says W.Bengal CM and Trinamool Congress leader Mamata Banerjee.

Maturity is when you realise that Manmohan Singh, the economist Prime Minister, was the biggest fraud perpetrated on the nation by Sonia Gandhi.

Total Clowns. @PiyushGoyal

I seriously wish BJP loses in Sattur,Coimbatore North(if vanathi contests),Avinashi(if Murugan contests),seat where tamilisai contests! As a BJP supporter I feel bad to say the above but these ppl are instrumental in demolishing BJP TN again #AmitShahDestroyedTNBJP

Regrettable that Pakistan didn't pay heed to pleas by India, says Prime Minister Manmohan Singh ndtv.com/article/cheat-… #SarabjitSingh

Kerala used to rotate govt every 5 years It was incredible when Pinarayi won 2 terms, defeating Cong Somehow opinion polls again putting LDF ahead If LDF defeats Cong again, it will truly be absolute humiliation for Cong A sign of how weak they have become under Rahul Gandhi

Indians digging up these gems is *chef's kiss*

Feeling sad for @VinojBJP and @SuryahSG

Whoever Digging Up Old Tweets Related To Congress And Their Government, Please Do It Faster, They Are Trying To Delete It.

Congressis Were Complaining How Dhurandhar 1 & 2 Was A Propaganda Film, So Twitter Users Released Dhurandhar 3 On Twitter By Bringing Out Old Tweets Showing Deeds Of UPA Government....

Bro starts a party criticizing DMK! Now not contesting election citing alliance to DMK 😂 What a fall!

SOURCES : Congress has approached a couple of media houses with good offers to delete all the posts they made before 2014. This is going to be a fun ride. 🍿 time

Japan is just 43 km from Russia. Russia can supply oil and gas in an hour or two! But Japan hardly buys any Russian energy. Instead Japan buys from the Persian Gulf which is 8300 km of sailing distance. And suffering due to the Strait of Hormuz. Shows lack of independence 🤔

For the past 3 years @SuryahSG has been working hard everyday in Velachery. Not getting the seat for BJP only shows BJP in tn is a slave of EPS and @AmitShah does not know anything of tn politics.

This tweet never gets old 😂

Will Chennai Mayor lose her job after the Supreme Court judgement today that converts can't retain SC status. Will @BJP4TamilNadu takeup?