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@tbburchell @nypost No the economy just sucks ass

@nypost Hopefully the age of Celebrity is coming to an end. It has been filled with nothing but misery for all involved, us included.

Post Malone, Meghan Trainor come down with serious cases of 'Blue Dot Fever' and its spreading to other touring artists trib.al/xXSaBtG

@nwp @TexasTribune Well a lot of maids, restaurant workers etc. use public transit

@TexasTribune Good vote. Why would you need public transit in Highland Park and why would it and the dregs of humanity that use DART in Highland Park?

Dallas’ Highland Park votes to leave Texas’ second-largest public transit system. Voters in Highland Park chose to leave Dallas Area Rapid Transit amid complaints that the transit service isn’t worth the cost. bit.ly/4urckLj

@shitposts_mp4 It’s a plausible question

@craiglong45 Hey man big fan, i heard you’re a little busy right now but if you could hit me back when you get out of prison in 2145 i would appreciate it!!

Haters RIP 🪦 #ufc327 🫡🇺🇸

@nazzobetweeting I mean it’s 35 minutes that’s not that bad!

yup. no notes.

@1kouhai This is why you can’t give 3rd graders special treatment they won’t stop talking about it until they die

this is the cope i detest the most

@GettingBucketzz @RjMSU77 @noahdarling_ Sick dude, you’re so above it all

@RjMSU77 @noahdarling_ This shit is out of the movie Idiocracy. Slack jawed folks standing there "look at da guy doing a silly dance!!!"

What a nightmare.

@BenBankas Hack shit

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@gianni4414 @Mark1975s All of those are drugs

@Mark1975s dont do drugs kids just weed shrooms and mdma

😬😬😬

@sciencegirl Book sucks ass

Only those who read books regularly will understand this feeling.

@stevos_tweet @ResisttheMS cannot fathom how historically inaccurate this is lol

@ResisttheMS 1773: Liberty. 2025: Bureaucracy.

Elon Musk: "It's pretty wild that a tiny tax on tea started the Revolution, and now we get the living daylights taxed out of us and there’s no revolution."

@Brandondoyle good for him!! spent 3 years in pizza shops/lifeguarding/waiting tables for a car. didn't even think to do this.

This is my son. He is almost 16 and wants a vehicle. I refuse to buy him one and told him he needs to pay for it himself. He got a job as a rec basketball league referee and quickly realized how long it would take to save up enough money to get a $3k car making $12/hour. Then I showed him some cooler $6k options on Bring a Trailer and he got the itch to make more money. I gave him countless ideas to pursue. He wasn't feeling any of them. Then I decided to show him some podcast episodes from @mhp_guy (he's listened to some from Chris before and was a fan). No ideas were really hitting home until he heard an episode between Chris and @ShannonJean about reselling. He fell in love. So I showed him a few more and he was convinced that that was the route he should take. We started browsing B-Stock and then realized we need a state tax license and some other stuff so we got that all set up. Then we browsed some more. Endless deals. We settled on buying 115 rugs at an average of $13/rug after shipping. They're all Costco returns. Various sizes, some in better condition than others. He now has to figure out how to sell all these through my Facebook Marketplace account. I won't be helping him at all, other than answering questions and casually giving him strategic ideas here and there. If he can sell the rugs at an average price of $35 (keep in mind some are brand new and are 10' x 14' large), he'll make $2500 in profit. Then we can start car shopping :). P.S. Chris and Shannon - thanks for the motivation!!!

@OrevaZSN 90-95% of people can do it but elect not to because they're lazy. making art is simply not that inaccessible

I just really, really hate the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.

@Arxk_RBX @FanbrizioRomero 1. Football (global) 2. Swimming (global) 3. Tennis (global) 4. Basketball (American, but now big global presence 5. American football (american) 6. Tennis 7. Gymnastics (global) 8. Golf (global) 9. Track (global) ???

@FanbrizioRomero American outlet listing American athletes playing in only American sports that only Americans watch

@lunachainsaw trans wasn't a term used back then idt

@willforthrill are you gonna grandstand about how you don't like disney on ice too?

When I went to the baseball game with my friend last week he was gobsmacked that I don’t like the Savanna Bananas and I didn’t have the heart to tell him outright that I think this is the lamest shit in the world

@J_aeox Yea for sure for sure why does walton goggins have titties

in all seriousness, though I did go ahead and report him just because it felt like a threat in that moment. our conversation was no way related to anything of the sort. He just blurted it out of nowhere ….

@RadioGenoa London is lost and it’s just people on a swing

Meanwhile, English people are at work. London in lost.

@TrueStoneCold @sharghzadeh You can’t be this dense

@sharghzadeh OMG OMG OMG. a house has a garage. It is surely the end of civilization as we know it.

The extent to which cars have consumed everything in American life is astounding.

@cowgirlkill Unfortunately she sounds hilarious

took a chance and swiped right on the 55 year old lady