Rupert Button

@JamesMoir10 Maureen ensures our guests always get stage fright

Maureen, Julie and Karen and their facial expressions provoked by Window shopping for garments in your town centre.

@thejazzemu Pinocchio wants his leg back

Forgive me for missing the first week of the Edinburgh Fringe. I was competing against Le Quiffe in a ferocious week-long bout of Texas Hold Them. A successful week, though I do wish they had clarified that it means hold the cards, not the other players. First show tonight!

@stewielad86 He had us on the edge of our seats with a 50% draw record down the molineux

Still can’t understand how Glen wasn’t involved in England more. Would have definitely took the golden generation to finals. Class watch this 👌🏼

@MrJDJWalker @RealBobMortimer Hilario

@RealBobMortimer @rupert_button Loads of these. Love them.

Train Guy ... idea biscuits

@thepincomedy @MrJDJWalker

All our Zoom sketches in one thread (weaker stuff riiight at the bottom)👇

@thejazzemu @MrJDJWalker

My Brothe: An Email Funk Opera

@MrJDJWalker @Fred_Delicious @AdamTrinder1 Sounds like FLE

@Fred_Delicious @rupert_button

If you scroll up from this there’s a lengthy thread of my old Bruce Willis tweets, if anyone wants a bit of a throwback

He who dares wins, Rodney

Selling these for 12p each or 2 for 30p. Up to you @AdamTrinder1

@AdamTrinder1 @plinketyplink2 I’d like to hear what their second song is before I judge them

@plinketyplink2 @rupert_button

Move over Eminem there’s a new crew in town

Possibly the horniest goal of all time

@DannyHTFC @MrJDJWalker

Football. Live. Well, a football. #TootingCommon #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

@jonbecker_ @OffMenuOfficial Jaffa Bombs get me up in the morning

Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions

@sportbible @jameshansen70 memories

Ronaldo casually trying to figure out what shampoo Renato Sanches uses... 🤔🤔

@sportbible Oh, this is just one big boys' club, isn't it?

During Filipe Luis' Flamengo presentation, a journalist fell for the classic 'porn noise prank' and it was loud, very loud 😅 Wait for it...

As an Office fanatic, this is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. To have the guts to not just do it quickly but keep going like that

@darrenrichman @Etherj1

@oscarswillis Sessions.

Marciano. Mayweather. Sonnen.

@angry_keane @SebRockliff

My thoughts on what players would be worth in today's transfer market: Beckham? £1bn. Giggs? £2bn. Roy Keane? "£3.75m I think" 😂😂