Mattsquatch - Xitter is dead lol

@TruthNetwork24 @Rightanglenews Cry more, pathetic loser

@Rightanglenews Hallelujah! Finally, some real action. this involves criminal conspiracy to obstruct justice. and Obstruction of Justice. Each person involved should be brought up on charges and will be liable for violating the civil rights of the prisoners who were not freed immediately!

BREAKING - United States Marshals have entered the DC prison that is refusing to release the remainder of their January 6 hostages! Should massive charges be brought against this prison?

@KevinHenrikson You're one of those guys that posts garbage coding advice on LinkedIn arentcha

True engineers are obsessed with optimization. They can tell you: • Their router model • Network configuration • Backup systems • Troubleshooting protocols If they respond with "I don't know, it just works" - that's a red flag. But here's what's fascinating:

Your technical interview process is wrong. After building multiple engineering teams at Microsoft, VMware & Instacart, I've discovered what really predicts performance. Here are the 3 traits of the best engineers:

@JackPosobiec Become an hero

This is MAGA 2025 And no one is taking it from us

@hot_girl_spring That's what we in the biz call a "fucky wucky"

someone did an oopsie doopsie :p

@PicturesFoIder Nah, he needs execution

lock him up forever

@Cahlaflour Because Erdtree

I’m sorry but how the ACTUAL fuck was Silent Hill 2 not nominated????? 😑

@akafacehots Well, probably not for the next 4 years but it'll come back, don't worry little snowflake

NEVER AGAIN will we have this crap at The White House.

@tsoding This is the argument I use to justify not learning Vim

Yes. Programming is not Bottlenecked by Typing Text. If yours is, you're not doing Programming. You're just Typing Text. It's not about remembering What Text to Type. It's about Understanding the Problem you are Solving.

@AnjaliEnjeti Waiting for you to figure out why that didn't work

@girdley Anything where price gouging is the norm because "insurance will pay for it" which includes hearing aids

What is the biggest racket? I'll go first and I have two: • Hearing aids ($3k for $50 of technology) • Title Insurance (don't get me started) What's yours?

@Andrewgspeedrun Yes

Is speedrunning dead or am I dead

@rats7 Are you travelling abroad? If so and you charged it using foreign electricity, it's probably just for diarrhea

can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks

@Ally_Sammarco You left out that MAGA will say "Nuh uh!" and act like he progressed America by 1000 years

Predictions for 2028: - Not one person who started in a role in Trump’s administration will end in it. - Trump’s presidency will end in total disgrace. - Anyone associated with the administration will be politically ruined. We’ll come back to this tweet in 4 years.

@ThePrimeagen I used to and went back to function mostly due to hoisting being nice in a lot of cases. I still use const sometimes like if I need to wrap a function with a decorator function (like for debouncing)

WHY DO YOU DO THIS, CONST ARROW IS LONGER

@Cobratate @DudespostingWs No you're not, sit down little boy.

@DudespostingWs Im getting there.

Dudes yearn for this Wikipedia page Bonus points if you can guess who this is

@ruggyscruggy Nepal still has my favorite flag

america’s flag is respectfully not even top 20 best flags

@sweatystartup @taylor_vahey Cope and seethe

@taylor_vahey Learning how to date is critical. Zero interest in the opposite sex at 16 is wild. Video games are an issue.

A new trend among 16 year olds: No desire to get a drivers license. No desire to date either. Insanity.

@Xepla I lost my mother to fentanyl this year. We tried so hard for years but ultimately she kept going back to it until it killed her. I'm truly sorry for your loss.

this shouldnt have happened .. thats what hurts the most. fuck alcohol. i tried so hard to stop her but it took my mom from me .

@chipampo @esjesjesj "saving the free world" Man that must be some delicious fucking koolaid

@esjesjesj As a frequent gamer I would gladly pay more for consoles and games if it means saving the free world

A fuckload of idiots are about to feel very stupid

@Marchisimo @agentselfNSA Trump will tell them everything is great and they will believe his word over their own experience

@agentselfNSA You’re wasting your time trying to explain it. Just wait until it hits their pocket books, then they may be more receptive to the explanation you’re giving.