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@EytanWallace Here is a link to the full agreement with the factual basis for the plea on pages 15-16: drive.google.com/file/d/1plc9t1…

BREAKING: Dana Williamson will plead guilty to three counts in her the federal corruption case against her, according to the below court documents just released. The remaining counts will be dismissed, per the agreement. Counts to which she will plead guilty: Count 1: Conspiracy to commit bank fraud and wire fraud Count 22 -- Subscribing to a false tax return Count 23 - Making false statements

@ColePatterson Never going to hit your target engagement numbers with that attitude Cole. Gotta be like “No one is voting! CA Dems in disarray! Bianco v. Hilton top 2 projected!”

My only hot take is: I don't have any hot takes when only 1% of you have voted

@IanCalderon @cmarinucci Gets pretty close to an illegal campaign contribution don’t you think? A known media event where the candidate would get press coverage due to the location of the seats (while ballots are out). And Pratt only got those seats because he’s running for Mayor…

Can’t accept gifts like this if you’re Mayor.

This Mother's Day, take a page from UCLA's book! Maybe you haven't always been the best son or daughter. Maybe you have acted like a spoiled brat. Maybe you even betrayed your family! Try a nice gift for mom to show your gratitude and appreciation, like $10M/year for 6 years!

I spent a number of years working for @TomSteyer, and I can say without question he is the best choice for anyone deciding who to support for governor of California this year. He is a progressive, a great human being, and most importantly in my mind, he is pro-housing.

This is literally the funniest moment in the history of American foreign policy.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@AGuyNamedNam @AdmiralBear01 @Jon53551507 True

@AdmiralBear01 @Jon53551507 ryan williams had a hard year

given all he has endured on our behalf and still returned. Universe, please we owe it to the prince to let him thrive

@RyanElward Still call time for 2 more minutes!

Nothing like a million things to do for the campaign and you just get home from a 12 hour day at UPS.

@rpyers Only 18% of voters, 11% of Dems say they haven’t seen one of @TomSteyer’s ads. These folks are reading books and spending time talking with friends and family, like a bunch of crazy lunatics.

All right @BenSasse, let's make a bet. Let's divide the US in half. I'll let you pick which half. In your half, you ban Candy Crush. In my half we institute 16 weeks of paid parental leave, universal childcare, & a restored child tax credit. Let's see which has more babies.

This is bad and its incumbent upon people with platforms to push back on it. We have rapid fire still photos of Trump grabbing his ear in Butler from the NYT, a man died, Trump was treated by nurses at a hospital. All these people are in on the conspiracy? Lunacy. No "pro-democracy" interest is served by living in unreality.

@juliaioffe It is, without a doubt, an American Cherubim combining the four guardians of our country into a single image: The Statute of Liberty, Uncle Sam, a Bald Eagle, and a AIM-9 Sidewinder A/A missile.

Okay, so if Trump is a, um, doctor in this image, then the question stands: what is... that?

Just heard from a very good source that there’s a lot more scandal likely to break about other members of Congress…

#CaLeg #CaBudget leaders are running ⌛️ to decide: 1. Will they decide to fight back against POTUS HR 1 food cuts, including to families w/ #children; or, 2. Will they coalesce around apathy & let HR 1 cuts go unanswered? AZ gives us a glimpse of what happens if they pick #2.

NEW: This morning, the Executive Council of the California Federation of Labor Unions voted to withdraw our endorsement of Rep. Swalwell for Governor.

Good?

SEIU CA has suspended our campaign activities and expenditures following extremely troubling allegations of sexual misconduct by Eric Swalwell. Our leaders will be meeting and will proceed on next steps through the democratic process laid out in our bylaws.

Meeting with Epstein survivors has taught me how much trauma survivors endure and how much courage it takes for them to speak up. No one in a position of power should be allowed to act above the law or with impunity. It doesn’t matter what office you hold, how wealthy you are, or which political party you align with. The same rules must apply to Eric Swalwell. There must be the appropriate law enforcement investigations and House ethics investigations. He must be held accountable. There cannot be two tiers of justice in this nation.

A woman who worked for nearly two years for Rep. Eric Swalwell told the Chronicle she had sexual encounters with him while he was her boss and alleged he twice sexually assaulted her when she was too intoxicated to consent. sfchronicle.com/politics/artic…