Sir J
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@safonyameherbal I ate garlic so much that my body started smelling garlic. People thought i had body odour. Make garlic dey him dey jaree
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Eat alot of these, its nature’s help for every man;
Eat tiger nuts!
Eat pineapple!
Eat garlic!
Eat eggs!
Eat ginger!
Eat cloves!
Eat bananas!
Eat desert dates!
Eat watermelon!..see more
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@BadejiOladipupo @ruffydfire Guy this is the real campaign, not sharing rice in the trenches
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@ruffydfire Thank you NDC media coordinator. Serious Presidential candidates are in the trenches canvassing for votes while Peter Obi is in South Africa discussing with the minister of foreign affairs . I hope he will not start shouting rigging
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Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) presidential candidate, Peter Obi, has revealed that he held high-level meetings with top South African ministers and political leaders following recent concerns raised by Nigerians living in South Africa.
According to Obi, the discussions focused on immigration issues, regional cooperation, security concerns, youth unemployment, and the growing tensions affecting African foreigners, especially Nigerians residing in South Africa.
The former Anambra State governor disclosed that he met with South African Minister of Home Affairs, Leon Schreiber; Minister of Cooperative Governance and Traditional Affairs, Velenkosini Hlabisa; and Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture, Gayton McKenzie.
Obi explained that the meetings came shortly after engaging with members of the Nigerian community in Cape Town, where concerns about safety, peaceful coexistence, and the treatment of immigrants were reportedly raised.
He stressed the need for both Nigeria and South Africa to strengthen dialogue, promote mutual respect, and uphold the rule of law in addressing migration and social challenges affecting both nations.
Peter Obi also called for restraint, peaceful engagement, and unity among Africans, stating that violence, hate, and provocation should never replace lawful and democratic solutions.
He further noted that Africa’s progress depends on unity, economic inclusion, and protecting the dignity of every African regardless of nationality or country of residence.
The statement has since generated reactions online, with many Nigerians praising the move as a step toward diplomacy and protecting the interests of Nigerians abroad.
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In any occasion where they are frying meat for an occasion, I'm known as "nafdac".
I'll finish everything and make jokes about my love for meat. If they are even in the process of frying more meat, I'll ensure I perform my "nafdac" duties.
toshine🇨🇦@toshine4u
First time in your inlaw house and they serve you this, How many will you eat?
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Our regular plumber guy came to fix our kitchen sink two days ago
He told me the matte black mixer tap is ₦80,000
After everything, I went to the kitchen, saw everything and started doubting the price.
Today when I went out, I branched at a plumber store to price the same mixer tap,
Guess how much I saw it at??
₦25,000..
This guy had the mind to add additional ₦55,000 ...
This has been the only plumber guy we always call for over 2 years now..
My head has been spinning since because how can you add over ₦50,000..?
And to think that we trusted him, that's not the work manship too..
Am thinking of calling him and confronting him..
I am currently boiling...
Wondering why ?????
What will you do if it was you????
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An incident happened at work and camera's had to be reversed for investigation.
What they found shocked everyone😭😭😭..
Two employees, male and female were seen entering a bathroom together.. They were working overtime on Saturday😭
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Be honest: Which category do you think you fall under 👀👀
1. Wealthy: 500M upwards
2. Super Rich: 200M - 500M
3. Rich: 100M - 200M
4. Comfortable: 50M - 100M
5. Sapa: 20M - 50M
6. E no easy: 5M - 20M
7. God dey: 1M - 5M
8. God Abeg: 300K - 1M
9. I don tire: 80K - 300K
10. Omo Omo: Less than 80K
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But would you just start running without even knowing exactly what was coming? 😂😂
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@Wizarab10 I'm very sure that many graduates used Google to check the meaning of some words you used 🤔
Let him give you money for business, then you can train yourself in school if you so wish
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Going back to secondary school at 34 is a tough call. You can attend adult school though.
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If you're cohabiting, send somebody to your house when you're not home to pretend like you're owing him money. Let him raise his voice and try to embarrass you/your integrity. Her reaction will tell you if she has shame or not
Àgbà John Doe (back up)@jon_d_doee
1. Study her mother. 2. Listen to what she's not saying more than what she's saying. 3. Study the behaviors of her friends. 4. Watch how she asks for money. 5. Study her online behavior. 6. Study how she dresses and how sensitive she's in exposing her body parts. 7. Watch what she says about her family and how she regards her father. 8. When you're with your friends, watch how she interacts with them and if she's always careless in talking. 9. If she is demanding that you to give her money for her mother. 10. If she comes to your house and takes your food home without asking you first. 11. If she's always begging your friends for money, or going to your neighbors to beg for something. 12. If she's always defending a woman that cheats or cheated and was caught. AJD.
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Sir J retweetledi
Please read from a 36 year old married man.
Ignore the incorrect tenses and language construction.
You'd still understand him.
Men are really falling off.
End.
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Husband will see those calls now and suspect he's not the father, then start looking for big money for dna test and if he can't get it early, he'll detest that child till he does dna... very rubbish action
De Liberty@Mikeliberation
My ex called me during her labour. I was relaxing one evening around 6 p.m. when my phone rang. I picked up the call, and immediately a woman started crying, saying, “Mike, please pray for me, I’m in serious pain. I’m at the hospital right now. It’s my labour.” I recognized her voice immediately. For almost a minute, I didn’t even know what to say while she kept crying. She didn’t even care whether I was responding or not. She just kept talking through the pain. After listening for over a minute, the first thing I asked was, “Where’s your husband?” She replied, “I don’t know where he is. He doesn’t care about what I’m going through. Please pray for me.” At that moment, I felt confused and emotional at the same time. I couldn’t end the call because she clearly needed someone, so I started encouraging her and giving her words of comfort. After a few minutes, she stopped crying, told me she would call back after delivering safely, and then ended the call. Early the next morning, she called again and shouted excitedly, “Mike, I delivered successfully! It’s a boy. Thank you for helping me.” Then she ended the call.
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@mrs_dimplesz @Mikeliberation And you're happy smiling, it's your type that have sex with people's wives and break homes.. rubbish
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@Mikeliberation Wow. You must have made her feel really safe with you. Too bad the husband would let another man still have such a place in her life. Later now they will cry foul
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My ex called me during her labour.
I was relaxing one evening around 6 p.m. when my phone rang. I picked up the call, and immediately a woman started crying, saying, “Mike, please pray for me, I’m in serious pain. I’m at the hospital right now. It’s my labour.”
I recognized her voice immediately.
For almost a minute, I didn’t even know what to say while she kept crying. She didn’t even care whether I was responding or not. She just kept talking through the pain.
After listening for over a minute, the first thing I asked was, “Where’s your husband?”
She replied, “I don’t know where he is. He doesn’t care about what I’m going through. Please pray for me.”
At that moment, I felt confused and emotional at the same time.
I couldn’t end the call because she clearly needed someone, so I started encouraging her and giving her words of comfort.
After a few minutes, she stopped crying, told me she would call back after delivering safely, and then ended the call.
Early the next morning, she called again and shouted excitedly, “Mike, I delivered successfully! It’s a boy. Thank you for helping me.”
Then she ended the call.
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@Blo_wid @ABUJAPLUG Dordoryor ode big fool... abeg go and buy her red g strings it turns me on better
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@ABUJAPLUG Why will I date a woman and not spend
I take her shopping for myself so when she puts it on she represent me
I buy her things to impress her and elevate my status in her eyes
Just have money to spend and talk less
Why will you date a woman and not spend ?
Brokeboymentality
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Th¥nderstrike k+lls police inspector on duty in Borno
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