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Every couple summers, me and a couple hunters like to row in from the Isle of Astonishing Motherfuckers

Patrick Schwarzenegger attends the 2026 Met Gala.

BREAKING: The S&P 500 surges to a new record high, now up +15% since its March 30th low. Asset owners are winning.


Me and the tapeworm vs the world


Getting RKO'd by a monkey is a wild story to tell the grandkids




Mother’s Day is for MOTHERS. Not dog moms. Not cat moms. Not plant moms. It’s for the women who have really lived it. The ones who conceived, carried, birthed, raised, or lost a child. Motherhood isn’t a cute label. It’s being needed 24/7, running on empty and still showing up, putting yourself last without even thinking twice. It’s real life, and it deserves real respect.



Khanna: Do you know how much it will cost Americans in terms of the increased cost of gas and food because of the Iran war? Hegseth: You're playing gotcha about domestic things Khanna: You're saying it's a gotcha question to ask about increased costs?! It's $5,000 a year for American households



















