Sam Avishay

@jack impossible to read this name without seeing BitchAt

bitchat pulled from the china app store

@unusual_whales 🦅

BREAKING: U.S. special forces rescued the second crew member of the F-15 fighter jet that was shot down over Iran, per Axios

@benjitaylor @nikitabier Enough bad screen. Time for good screen.

@nikitabier *opens phone*

That's enough computer for today.

@nikitabier Have you considered a steering wheel that doesn’t whiff out of the car while you’re driving?

Every time we do a user survey. What would make X better for you? Normal Person: > Maybe a podcast feature? Guy who reposted 370 videos from TikTok using Scheduled Posts, has never opened the app, and has a bot writing replies: > *Foaming from mouth* > Gib…more…money….

@nikitabier you spelled autists wrong.

The team is finally hitting a rhythm of launching 2-3 net new features weekly and it feels great. The next month will be all about specialized features for X’s biggest communities—including artists, finance people, situation monitors, and many more subgroups.

@CryptoMikli The funny thing about these drugs is that it’s very hard to tell if it’s a breakthrough or just your brain turning up the “this is profound” dial

Bryan Johnson reveals 5-MeO-DMT therapy outperformed every longevity protocol he’s tried "If I compare my experience with 5-MeO to having a better diet, exercising every day, sleeping well, doing sauna, and hyperbaric oxygen therapy, this was more efficacious than all of them in terms of a reset of me as a human. It’s just incomparable" "When you sleep well you feel great, when you exercise you feel great, but nothing compares to what 5-MeO did in terms of resetting me as a human"

@benjitaylor @elonmusk @nikitabier Congrats! Probably one of the best product & design teams in the world now.

I’m honoured to be joining 𝕏 to lead design. I believe this is the most important platform in the world, and I can’t think of a more exciting place to help shape the future. I’m looking forward to working closely with @elonmusk, @nikitabier, and the rest of the team. I’m grateful for the opportunity, humbled to be part of it, and can't wait to get started!

@bennyjohnson @nikitabier @RedPill_Phil Lmao

@nikitabier @RedPill_Phil This is a genius move and will reduce foreign ops on this app by 99% Thank you 🙏🏻

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

@nikitabier The bots don’t stand a chance.

@jbillinson Genuinely thought this was a photo or Jesse Buckley and Leo

it can take a while

@nikitabier @Noahpinion

@Noahpinion 60 days left

My Gmail spam filters are failing

@sentdefender For context - Eaten Straw isn't a joke about a horse. It’s a reference from the Quran when Allah sent birds to destroy Abraha's entire army. Still not as good as Epic Fury.

Following tonight’s large-scale rocket barrage against Northern Israel, Hezbollah has announced the start of Operation Eaten Straw.

@MeganNyvold David Bars should come with a golden ticket to The Constipation Factory

LMAOOO

@Kalshi Busiest guy in the world.

BREAKING: Marco Rubio is now the odds favorite to win the 2028 Presidency

@MarioNawfal This is almost certainly unrelated to the war. There has been an explosion of organized criminal activity in Israel, particularly in the Arab and Bedouin communities, that goes largely unreported in Western media.

🚨🇮🇱 The mayor of Arraba (northern Israel city) and his deputy got shot by gunmen. A targeted assassination of an elected official inside Israel while the country is at war on multiple fronts.

@BobbyThakkar An ever growing sinkhole

dear design twitter are we not going to talk about this monstrosity?

@anymanfitness This is just the power law. Same stats in most businesses.

Insane statistic: The top 10% of drinkers drink 75% of the alcohol in America - and average 73.8 drinks per week. That’s a 10+ drink per day average. Alcoholics single handedly keep the booze industry alive in this country.

@nikitabier @growing_daniel Shabbat Shalom

Wave of Iranian bots being filtered.

@sentdefender Busiest man in the world

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is set to visit Israel on Monday and Tuesday to coordinate with Israel on the administration’s 20-point Gaza peace plan, Iran, and other regional issues.

@horsetwting Bonded pair

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set