Sameer Paisari

@Unnamed_Ocean That line is just a cop out to avoid taking a moral position. Pretending that there isn't a line between the two is dishonest. You can dismiss it as balidan ruining lives, but you have the distance to say that only because others did the ugly work to keep the threat away from you

@sameerpaisari One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist. The jihadis view themselves as freedom fighters of oppressed ones, and ultimately all this balidan just ruined multiple lives on an individual level.

Jaskirat na apne maa behen ka raha na apni biwi bacche ka.. Ye "balidan parmo dharm" bolke wahi bech rahe hai jo koi aur jihaad ke naam pe bechta hai. Utterly disappointed by the msg given by this film.

@UtdDefence This dinosaur should be ignored. Probably doesn't want the discomfort of being in a position where he has to talk about united IF we have a slump, when one of his perceived "mates" is at the helm. Just some self serving bs - he couldn't care less about what's best for the club.

Dishonest. He keeps saying this based on that 4 week slump of form under Ole which by now everyone can see the reasons for were beyond Ole. It was the changed team dynamics. It was the briefest slump of form a manager at United has been sacked for relative to longest period of consistency and progress shown. Backing him through that would have saved us the years of slump later that sacking him pushed us into. And anyway, Show me one great or big manager that hasn’t had a slump? Not even Pep. Every slump he goes crying for more signings. Carrick IF he continues the form he is showing must get a shot at the job.

Maguire is on a mission to get one over every slimeball rat in the league - last week it was silva, and now it's this keeper-shoving Colgate model. Needs to get his props for this stuff alone, blinder performances aside

I wanna go on the piss with Dorgie Best

@TweetinderKaul Precisely 100% this. We were so close to the truth with Ole, Carrick and Mckenna. Ineos need to stop overthinking this and just back Carrick blindly for 3 windows. It will certainly not be as bad as it's been recently. Ole also had foresight about Carrick managing United one day

You cannot tell me about systems and hip managers. You need a different thing to manage Manchester United. Michael Carrick has coached two wins. He has the dropped players feeling like champs. Cunha isn't getting minutes but he isn't sulking. Mbuemo is being taken off but he knows why. And Kobbie Mainoo will be acknowledged as the best midfielder in the league in short time.

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Was pointed out to me that aggregators didn't cover Maguire quotes on the job Solskjaer did at United in the Rio interview. Always funny how a weird censorship is imposed when it comes to positive stuff about Ole and giving him his due credit. Here are the abridged bits 👇 🗣️ Maguire : Our system under Ole was all about being on the front foot, being aggressive, Pressing. We were like a pressing machine. 🗣️We didn't have the best team - I know we actually finished 3rd and 2nd - but we probably didn't have the best players...it was all about Pressing, and working to a tactics, working to a shape, when to jump and when to stay. 🗣️Obviously that season (21/22) everyone was so upset, so frustrated. It just didn't click and obviously we lost Ole (voice chokes a bit here)...which was disappointing if I am being honest. I felt like Ole did an unbelievable job. 🗣️Probably I will speak more about Ole when I am retired..but the way that he set us up in them first two seasons is probably the best I have felt in a team. 🗣️Under Ole and Kieran and carrick, those 3 had us so well organised. And like I said we didn't have the best team. We were just well coached. Tactically brilliant. We could be pragmatic, we could play, we could press. -- Very interesting to me that he says he will speak more about Ole when he retires. Probably can speak no holds barred and finally give Ole his flowers without people at the club having egg on their face. -- Also got me in the feels how he refers to losing Ole as a loss rather than a sacking. He realises it was a huge loss. His voice changes.

The Banshees of Inisherin - Parallel Universe cut

@BarooahNabaarun @_BRRao_ Agree with your sentiment, but given the context of modern day discourse, I'd argue that the people in the photo are who they are despite their oxford/cambridge exposure, and not because of it :X

@_BRRao_ Funnily enough one of them is from Oxford, the other from Cambridge. But muh non-binary Gramsci reading activist from Jadavpur wants to discuss their career.

Hilarious how the left morphs into the Oxford Admission Committee every 6 months bc they are upset these 3 bypass them to speak to millions. Meanwhile, they get free pass to peddle half-baked history & rewrite entire civilizations via twt threads. Apparently, the left hoodie grants immunity from propaganda allegations itseems but a mastery over primary source is "Hindutva Fantasy." The only qualification they respect is "their" ideological compliance sadly.

@PhilipJarama @UtdDefence Backing or not, the squad certainly isn't bad enough to be hovering above the relegation zone. The angst isn't necessarily directed at Amorim alone, it's more at the fickle portion of the fanbase that thinks he needs a galactico in every position to do anything remotely positive

@UtdDefence Standards without backing the manager? Does the club still have standards???

What happened to sTandArds you claimed to have under Ole 🙃

@UtdDefence Exactly. Utter nonsense man. Ole got sacked because he apparently wasn't challenging for the title soon enough. ETH because top 4 was looking out of reach. Now, we're supposed to just accept top 8 as our new ceiling because Amorim finished 15th last season? Lmao

@ManUtdMUK This is too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Fans crying out for transfers Meanwhile Ineos :

@UtdDefence There's just no way. If last night wasn't enough of a death knell for Ruben, signing off on Bruno's potential sale certainly will be - both for him, and for our now almost unrecognisable club.

I have a really bad feeling about this. If Bruno leaves, let nobody gaslight you into believing he left chasing the money. In truth it would be this club that would have driven him out chasing the money themselves because they've invested erroneously in players who have offered nothing compared to him and laid blind faith in projects that have pushed us to the point where selling one of the best creative midfielders in the world to fund a chimera of a football project can even be a consideration.

“Bahawalpur.” I still have chills in my heart from when I first heard that town’s name in late January 2002. For the 23 years since, I have reported on how Pakistani intelligence and military leaders have used that city — Bahawalpur — in the southern province of Punjab as a base for its homegrown domestic terrorists. When I heard India bombed training camps in Pakistan this week in Operation Sindoor, in response to a Pakistani terrorist rampage in India’s Kashmir state, I had one city’s name on my lips: Bahawalpur. Did India bomb Bahawalpur? It did. I knew then India was striking actual hubs for Pakistan’s homegrown domestic terrorism. Why do I know? My friend, WSJ reporter Danny Pearl, went to Bahawalpur in December 2001 with a notebook and a pen. Gen. Pervez Musharraf had just promised he was shutting down Pakistan’s militant groups after a strike by Pakistan’s terrorists against the Parliament in India, and Danny reported on the militant offices in Bahawalpur. He literally knocked on their doors. Dear Dr. @yudapearl, this story is a window into Danny’s reporting enterprise. And because people will wonder: Danny was no cowboy. This was a calculated low-risk reporting trip because no journalist had been targeted for kidnapping in Pakistan. Around that time, Danny sent me an email: “I’m anxious to go to Afghanistan, but I’m not anxious to die.” What did Danny learn? The militant training camps were open for business in Bahawalpur. On Jan. 23, 2002, Danny left a home I had rented in Karachi, Pakistan, for an interview. I learned Danny’s fixer, Asif Farooqi, had arranged an interview for Danny through a man named “Arif.” Danny didn’t know it but Arif was the PR man for a militant group, Harkutul Mujahadeen. What was Arif’s hometown? Bahawalpur. The police launched a manhunt to find Arif in Bahawalpur. We learned Arif’s family faked a funeral for Arif. Police found him trying to board a bus in Muzaffarabad, across the country by Pakistan’s border with Kashmir. It is another town India said it bombed terrorist training facilities. Arif had handed Danny off to Omar Sheikh,a British-Pakistani dropout from the London School of Economics, radicalized in the 1990s in London mosques. He went to Pakistan to train in these militant training camps. Then he kidnapped tourists in India. He was caught and jailed but on Dec. 31, 1999, he was traded for hostages in the hijacking of Indian Airlines Flight 814. Omar Sheikh was freed with Pakistani terrorist leader Masood Azhar, whose family was allegedly killed this week by India’s air strike in Bahawalpur. Did Pakistan jail Omar Sheikh and Masood Azhar when they returned to Pakistan with a third terrorist, freed from India’s jails? No. Pakistan’s military and intelligence gave them safe passage. They used them as weapons against India. But in fact these domestic terrorists have waged war against innocents in Pakistan, like civil society activists, Benazir Bhutto, Punjab Governor Salman Taseer, schoolchildren and countless others. Their extremism has ruined Pakistan, and Pakistanis can’t blame America for creating the mujahideen to fight the Soviets in the 1980s. Pakistan has had a duty to dismantle those terrorist bases — for even the safety of its own people. What India is doing is a strategic attack on terrorist bases Pakistani military and intelligence should have eliminated but never did in their obsession to take over Kashmir. You will see parallels in the propaganda messages against India and Israel. Like Hamas, Pakistani terrorists crossed a border to kill. Now, Pakistani propagandists call themselves victims of their “fascist” “colonizer” neighbor. It’s the Reverse Uno strategy of moral inversion, just like @stoolpresidente got from the Temple student who won’t take responsibility for promoting the “HATE THE JEWS” sign. Don’t fall for it. Nations, communities and people must own up to their extremism, from Bahawalpur to beyond.

Can't help but watch every 4th and 5th goal highlight video that keeps popping up on the TL. The commentary, the limbs, the nuclear release of emotion - simply unmatched. At about the 300th re-watch about now. MUFC, what a ridiculous club. Nothing like it.

There will never be another sport like football. There will never be another club like Manchester United.

@Goli_Baje29 The left hand is where the taste comes from

Observation Dear pani puri angadi people, Please wear gloves to the left hand as well, marre. What's the point of wearing on the right hand when you poke the puri with the left hand 😐😅

Actually scared of attempting today's NYT connections puzzle. I don't want to accidentally summon a demon into my room or unwittingly become a member of the Illuminati. Wtaf is this shit man?! Get it together please