Samantha Thebridge

@babooshka_yaya Omg I love Vitas!

Best name for smashed avocado I have ever seen. #millennials

Can Daniel Andrews move to Canberra and be our Prime Minister? I’ve literally watched every interview he’s done since last night and god he seems profesh.

@Optus Is this why those ads suck so hard?

We asked Cuba Gooding Jr to direct our ad for the iPhone Xs, so he called out for Australian actors to audition. What they didn’t know was that the audition would actually BE the ad…

Sorry Geoffrey Rush, that text message undoes you. I saw it and was sickened, in context. Your excuses were pure gaslighting. “Oh I was joking,” gropes breast.

@scottartrix Not for long! She turns 20 soon.

@samthebridge She's a teenager, so she automatically knows better than you.

For the record, I’m centre left, my daughter is centre right, but she has the qualifications to back her opinions. She’s also a better designer than I am.

Hey @darthted I think I’m in love with your wife. You should wife her again.

Long story short, I made my query work last night and I look forward to it being the bedrock of a core feature that works fine for months or years until I hit some arbitrary scaling threshold and brings the whole site down and ruining some hypothetical future employees day.

@200ok I have never, ever been selected for jury duty, despite constantly wishing for a six-month murder trial. It’s like they know.

@expectproblems You’re right, I’m constantly amazed at the amount of friends who have transitioned just in the last five years. Is it happening more in tech? Because dudebros are becoming less dicks?

@expectproblems It’s interesting raising children in a society (inner west) where they can’t imagine a time where people COULDN’T transition. My kids just assume that’s the norm.

@expectproblems Also: fuck that. Didn’t people realise that you were suddenly returning to normal? Makes me so angry, you’re so much more YOU now.

@expectproblems Could be she’s more left than she realises, because there’s no way she’d discard a single person due to that. I guess in human terms she’s left, but in economics she’s right wing, if that makes sense? Our debates are robust.

Voluntary voting is just such a weird concept for me. My kid was enrolled at high school, before she was even eligible to vote. For her, voting is an honour. Her first ballot was to vote for same-sex marriage and she was so proud of that.

@NathanaelB Wow, so angry! I lol’d irl.

@i386 It still shocks me, every time I see it. I stick to my $30 ergonometric officeworks wireless job.

@docbaty There’s already stories coming out about people checking their registration to find that they’ve been suddenly deleted.

What are the chances that some voter rolls are being purged close to the registration deadline...

@expectproblems You did not just make me go through that. Well done.