Sax

a relationship should be 50/50 half murder half suicide

everyday is 9/11 and im osama bin laden

I’m not saving for retirement because I plan on dying within the next 2-4 years

@rkitchencels I'm sure it has nothing to do with the highly processed fake butter and pineapple combo

do you see?

White people be like I love you

Replace the meat with a third different mac and cheese

Max Payne (2001)

Pic of me after using all the hot water in the shower

Big boss’s evil speech in metal gear 2

You will be tried under yeti law

Fun fact: 90% of boomers have at least some area of their home dedicated to storing barely-useful junk, like this.

German infantrymen in action on the Eastern Front, 1915.

the moon being out sometimes is the worst thing that ever happens to me

Blue screen of Life

lunar corona, colorful rings around the moon.

apple crab

I learned to play guitar for one reason, and one reason only. Sex

@sexualprisoner the party members can have a little phosphorus, as a treat

Burning White Hot Love 🤍