David Schimon

Congratulations to @JohnnySlagle and @hughmorme on their amazing work on the Snoopy watch face!

@The_One_JH Nay. Cupertino or San Diego!

@schimonster is remote possible?

Twitter, it's happening again- I'm hiring for a role on the Watch Faces team! We're looking for a senior engineer to take on tough-but-interesting architectural problems. Graphics/UI experience a plus but not essential. If that's you, DM me! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/…

@Saad_Ism_ Oops, them DMs are now open.

@schimonster Hey! Your DMs are closed, I wanted to talk about a little something 😄

@DylanRoss Smoking indoors

going to take a little time off work and then come back wearing cowboy hats or something. need a new gimmick.

@DylanRoss I did that last year and went with “guy with kid”

@DylanRoss Really big lollipop

@___mkultra Totally agree, it’s more of a mother sauce than an ingredient

@Kevin_Hainline Best tiki drink to order off a secret menu

@mrousavy Not really my area. Perhaps @superbetsy could point you to the right resources

Anyone knows an Apple Engineer working on AVFoundation? I wanna know if setting the VideoDataOutput Format on a Camera to RGB (instead of YUV 420v/f) comes with an overhead, and if yes, how big that is?

@___mkultra @adamdotdev Pffffffffffffbbbbbb

@Kevin_Hainline A decidedly decadent declaration

@Kevin_Hainline We are all made of star-stuff, and some of us are star-stuff in jumpsuits

@Kevin_Hainline I always knew you had a jumpsuit inside you

@Kevin_Hainline @jaimealyse Getting the alignment on the tiny lettering just so took a zillion years but I think it came out well

JWST, after a long jwstation on earth, is launching into space in 9 days and it’s a genuine scientific, humanity-advancing miracle. My BFF Kevin, who has been working on it for years, ALSO made this fucking awesome and hilarious explainer. Please, all. CHECK IT OUT!

@mahalis Count me in the gorpgang

@mahalis I have no idea what you mean, I loved the Gorpgorp comics when I was a kid

@lindadong Oh, that’s Tooth Tower.

Still amazed that this is the portal to my dentist

@Kevin_Hainline Congrats on ur achievement