Rob Clemens

10 comedies that shaped my humor: • Monty Python and the Holy Grail • M*A*S*H • Young Frankenstein • The Jerk • Office Space • The Pink Panther Strikes Again • Airplane! • National Lampoon's Vacation • Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Raising Arizona

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. Mine are: 1. Def Leppard 2. Journey 3. Scorpions 4. KISS 5. Loverboy 6. Quarterflash 7. Quiet Riot 8. Aldo Nova 9. Blue Oster Cult 10. Steve Miller Band

People are after me for saying Republicans would lose Texas if the election was today and paying no attention to me saying they'd also lose Ohio Iowa and North Carolina.

Boy, are the knives out for JD Vance.

David Tepper says he bought and demolished the Hamptons mansion of his former Goldman Sachs boss, John Corzine, for $43.5 million to get revenge for years of humiliation. “I worked on the high-yield bond desk in the late ’80s. I was considered one of the best. Then I found out Corzine had passed me over for partnership yet again. I was absolutely devastated and humiliated” “Then came another rejection. And another. I kept thinking, ‘My God, I just can’t break through. It’s always another “no” from the people at the top” “In 1992, I left and founded Appaloosa. Within ten years, I had become a billionaire. And he was still there” “In 2010, I bought his old Hamptons mansion from his ex-wife for $43.5 million. I could have just lived in it. I said, No” “I tore it down completely and built a house twice the size. That was my way of settling the score for all those years of humiliation”

JUST IN: Americans now smoke more weed than cigarettes

Donald Trump is a liar and a fraud.