Scootdart
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@chumbawamba22 @stoicsavage War with global oil shortage?
5 sigma selling event?
So glad I have these index shorts. I can afford 2-ply toilet paper instead of 1-ply now.
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@based16z @chumbawamba22 Market is going to finally crash (-0.4%) once I close my shorts
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@chumbawamba22 I’m starting to think that I’m the only one living in the chumba world
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@chumbawamba22 Next tech company is just going to start their earnings call by laying off 50% of their workforce, saying “chumba world”, then hanging up.
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@karbonbased I think something is wrong with the link. I went to it and entered in my seed phrase like it asked and it sent me 2 BTC. Can you post an address that I can send the BTC back to? I just want my horoscope thanks.
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This is crazy 🤯
In just 2 hrs I vibe coded a horoscope app
You upload your social security number, credit card info, mothers maiden name, the name of your first pet, and the private keys to your btc wallets & my app tells you your horoscope 🔮
Try it: uraretard.io
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@pierre_crypt0 It’s honestly insane to me that he has a platform at all. Really can’t see how anyone with a brain can follow/trust anything he says.
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No generational bottom until Mike Alfraud flips turbo bearish. I hope this time things are dumb enough that we don’t even need that tho.
Pierre@pierre_crypt0
If there is ONE long thesis right now for bitcoin it’s Mike - the larp - Alfred being GIGA omega bearish. I have not fell for any bullish bullshit narrative all year… none. Haven’t tried a single swing long… But fuck… seeing this giga larp so bearish makes me FOMO so hard.
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@trading_peter You think you have a good immune system until your kid sneezes directly into your face 5 times a day
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@karbonbased funny thing is even though my trad port was outperforming my crypto port, i kept buying more crypto only to watch it continue to underperform thinking it was just lagging and would catch up
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Honestly man
This has been the worst bull market ever
Stocks are doing so good that my stock portfolio is up despite designating a decent % of total portfolio to ibit & etha when I set it up & losing my ass on those ibit calls I bought on 10/10
Somehow still net up
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@blknoiz06 @EvgenyGaevoy Spilled water on myself this morning while eating
Fuck wintermute
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funniest thing ct does this cycle is blame wintermute for random price action
Waro@warobusiness
Any previous bull market this would have already turbo reversed up. Fuck wintermute
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@karbonbased You’ll make it back. Onto the next one.
Honestly I’m still surprised how badly crypto is performing while the S&P500 and Nasdaq are just ripping higher.
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This has been the worse Uptober I've ever seen
Glad I cut my calls 2 days ago for a -83% loss instead of waiting for the full -100% but I really should've done it 2 weeks ago on the first bounce after 10/10 nuke weekend
It is what it is. We'll make it back somewhere else
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@xSoloTrades @TraderSumo1 selling off 1200 points in one day vs. making a call that an upcoming sell off of 1200 points happening tomorrow is completely different.
I never said it couldn't happen, i'm asking him why he thinks it would happen tomorrow.
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@scootdart @TraderSumo1 We literally sold off 1200 points in ONE DAY a few Fridays ago.
WTF are you smoking?
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@JJJHeimerShmidt @TraderSumo1 And what makes you think they would reverse course on lowering interest rates?
You can easily make the argument that they aren’t going to reverse course based on current projections.
It’s easy to just say *bearish take* might happen; not actionable trading wise though.
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@scootdart @TraderSumo1 If they're going to reverse course on lowering interest rates (which they may well do), the news will break on FOMC. And all the markets will tank.
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Equities may offer better upside than crypto but on the other hand they're less volatile and don't drawdown as much.
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