TwoStripeWhiteBelt
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@JontheTarHeel @JonahDispatch He's a limp-wristed pussy, Jon
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@JonahDispatch I like that his signature will be on currency. The GOAT of Presidents.
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@SenTedCruz Remember when Republicans were small government? Pepperidge farm remembers
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College sports are losing what made them special.
Cinderella runs don’t last when the biggest programs raid mid-majors' rosters each season.
Congress has to fix the legal mess here before college sports as we know it turns into a pumpkin. sports.yahoo.com/mens-college-b…
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Terrion Arnold’s attorney released the following statement following new public text messages that reference Arnold, reported by @detroitnews and @freep.

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@PrideOfDetroit @detroitnews @freep Jail… at minimum, he’s missing half, if not an entire season from suspension.
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@allenanalysis He is a fucking clown along with his cult of know nothings
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@allenanalysis They poisoned him with that COVID jab back in October. He was already a sellout before then, but after that he's been a complete shitshow.
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@Noahpinion @dogtheCPA Fall is the bomb in Michigan. Spring sucks, it's mud season
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@lisachristinect You're "literally on the verge of tears?" lmfao princess
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This is an absolute f-ing NIGHTMARE. Oh my GOD! What in the damn hell is happening and —-
— WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS HAPPEN?!?
(I’m literally on the verge of tears. Maga used to be all about the outdoors, family, wildlife, peace, going back to basics, old school—-all of it. What a flip. I’m so livid and fearful after seeing this.)
HighImpactFlix@HighImpactFlix
BREAKING: This awkward moment just happened at the White House.
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I believe Vance will be the nominee. So if this is right, it means 8 years of President Newsom who will destroy America like he destroyed California.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: JD Vance’s 2028 odds crash to an all-time low of 18%.
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But Carter did:
-Give up the Panama Canal because he felt bad about American greatness
-Assist Mugabe and Nkomo in killing Rhodesia in the name of race communist
-Let the Weather Underground, FALN, and Black Panthers get away with domestic terror campaigns
-Pardon draft dodgers
-Do nothing effective to help the American embassy personnel held hostage by the Iranians for over a year
Carter was a total disaster, by far one of our worst presidents by any metric. Most importantly, he was, in terms of what policies he supported, he was an outright Third Worldist who did everything imagineable to advance the tide of equity against what remained of civilization

World of Statistics@stats_feed
The last United States President that didn’t drop a single bomb on a foreign country was: Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
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@gregkellyusa On a show that nobody watches, writing books that nobody reads. Shut the fuck up.
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What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly




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@EricLDaugh Boomerpilled of you to get excited by YMCA playing
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We cannot normalize illegal aliens inserting themselves into our daily lives.
Here is a reminder: illegals do not belong in ERs. Illegals do not belong in schools. Illegals do not belong on roads. Illegals do not belong stealing our resources and making America less safe. 🇺🇸
Joaquin Castro@JoaquinCastrotx
We cannot normalize ICE inserting itself into our daily lives. Here is a reminder: ICE agents do not belong at airports. ICE agents do not belong at polling stations. ICE agents do not belong undermining our rights and hurting our communities.
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@JakeCrain_ This is a bit of a self-weeding garden already. Older players aren't nearly as coveted by NFL teams. They are seen to have already reached their ceiling.
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@dandarling One area of expertise doesn't always translate to another area of expertise. This dumb shit is what the Soviets used to do.
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Man I hate this stuff . Maybe because my dad is a retired plumber. Guys who run businesses have smarts and intellect that are invaluable.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@SiliconSambar @SwannMarcus89 Well then keep fucking losing to maintain some faux moral high ground that nobody besides you gives a fuck about
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@SwannMarcus89 Yeah no. They are not owed forgiveness just bc they got the bare minimum education on political affairs, the state of the country, etc.
You’re not owed a reward for waking up and being good. You wake up and do the right thing every day because you are good.
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@Col_Crockett @SwannMarcus89 "Hope this helps" is a line from washed up 40 year old soccer moms.
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@SwannMarcus89 You are in a religious cult that worships blacks and queers, not a political party
Hope that helps
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