Scott Gerow

@WallStreetApes How’s this one from last week? $22 with a fountain soda. Yeah I took a bite but was SHOCKED you could sell something like this. Makes sense now why @jerseymikes will be out of business in no time if they keep it up

Private equity firms ruin another restaurant chain American went to Jersey Mikes. This is what you get for $9 Remember when $5 got you a whole footlong in America… Blackstone bought Jersey Mikes, completing the purchase in 2025. Portion sizes have continued to decline

@45PedroMartinez Loved it there last week!! Trip of a lifetime

I love you Montana ❤️

@united how the HELL do you have to add more fuel as we’re pulling away from the gate on an already 4+ hour flight!?! Thanks for blowing everyone’s connection before we even left the ground. #AlreadyRuinedOurVacation

@RachelBitecofer @JohnMoralesTV @NOAA @NWS @JohnMoralesTV is the FIRST person we check in with when a hurricane is coming this way. Guy certainly knows his sh&t

What has happened to the girls at Camp Mystic is EXACTLY what one of the country's best meteorologists @JohnMoralesTV warned would happen. Learn how Trump's cuts to @NOAA & @NWS have critically impacted storm prediction nationwide.

@ChurchOfMiikola Expired listing from the height of COVID.

Aaron Ekblad’s Florida home was just listed on the Market. Read into that what you must. #EkbladWatch

@PantherPourri Flamingo exhibit curator 🦩

What is this man’s job? Wrong answers only

@TkachukYou_ OMG. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Dying.

Who kids in Uganda think Corey Perry is

@FlyFrontier a mechanical issue on your plane caused us to miss our connection…also a @FlyFrontier flight. You have no other connections today. What are my options? (and a little more quickly than the delays we’ve experienced please)

@Mike_Bundt Ok bro. Come on down here Sunday for the parade.

The shame of Sun Belt expansion in the NHL is that there’s very little shared experience or cultural relevance of hockey in these southern cities. In Buffalo, winning a cup would be an iconic moment for Sabres fans and be remembered forever. In Florida, it’s just another day…

Can you imagine being a back-to-back Stanley Cup Champion and having 96.8% of the households in your market not tuned into the finals. That’s one of several reasons why hockey in Florida continues to be a joke!

@MikeSanchize Right there with ya!!!! Sitting home doing what we do every game (aside from the four playoff games I attended and we lost!)

Had tickets in my cart all morning. Even put in my credit card info. Couldn't bring myself to test fate. Superstitions win. Let's go bring home another.

@stevekouleas what do you think about the Kulikov stick hold? Happened right in front of us before the goal last night. On the golf course all day today and haven’t heard your Game 4 recap all day.

@smclaughlin93 @GordStellick you mentioned lack of egos w/ McDavid & Drysital vs rock bands. With the NHL these guys have a common goal that’s tangible and that’s a cup. In a rock band, there’s no ultimate achievement. Players have no choice, but to work together to win it all

@allenanalysis @JohnMoralesTV is a staple of storm forecasting here in south Florida. He’s the first guy we all tune into when the sh#t is gonna hit the fan.

BREAKING: A Florida meteorologist just went on air and said he can’t accurately report the weather anymore, because Trump’s DOGE cuts gutted the satellite data he relies on. We’re not just defunding science, we’re sabotaging public safety. And for what? So a billionaire surveillance firm can get another contract while Americans can’t even get a hurricane warning on time?

@nickgerli1 My Florida client bought for $2.16M in 2021. We just sold for $3.51M last week. 62% ⬆️ The right investments are not turning down fast. Likely that your investor overpaid or wasn’t advised properly.

Florida investor bought for $550k in 2022. Just sold it for $391k. 28% loss in 3 years. Market turning down fast.

@BrittanyWallman @FTLCityNews @PlantationFLA @cohgov I saw this last week for Palm Besch County. Identical artwork and format

What the heck? ⁦@FTLCityNews⁩ ⁦@PlantationFLA⁩ ⁦@cohgov⁩

@ronrule I heard it at my Florida open house today from someone visiting from Virginia. The entire DMV is going to hit the market real soon.

What happens to real estate prices when 20 million illegals vacate and 200,000 government employees all start selling?

@PlantationPD @PlantationPD second attempt asking…HAS THIS SUSPECT BEEN APPREHENDED???

UPDATE: The perimeter is broken down and the roadway is open. This is an isolated incident and there is no concern for public safety at this time. 3:05 pm

🚨 POLICE ACTIVITY 🚨 W. Sunrise Blvd. and NW 65th Ave. is closed in all directions due to a police perimeter. Officers are searching for an armed subject. K9 and a helicopter on scene. Please stay indoors until further notice.

@PlantationPD @PlantationPD has this suspect been apprehended?

@CostaSunglasses I continually have defect issues with my lenses!! Maybe time to move to another brand? How do I SPEAK to a #CustomerService rep? #sunglasses #florida #beach #costasunglasses

@MrsBundrige @bp_America because of the oil spill back in 2010