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French heatwaves since 1947

@paulpowlesland This is incredible!! 💚

I was on my boat late last night & thought I heard a scrabbling noise coming from outside. I saw movement out of the corner of my eye & looked up to see a fox had come through my open boat hatch & was climbing into my bed! It didn’t flinch or run away when I turned to it & instead slowly sussed me out & gently sauntered back off the boat. It feels like the longer I live in nature, the more comfortable all creatures become with me and my presence.

@UB1UB2 Scum!! They’ll amount to nothing but a drain on the taxpayers!

Bournemouth Beach is a mess 😭😭 this group tried to purposely smash a glass bottle on the beach while there was a family with kids nearby

Paris pollution after they added bike lanes and restricted cars

@FaildVideo So someone does something good and you treat them like a cunt. Pathetic looser.

@Parody_PM Clear, concise and delivered with conviction. And at no point did every single one of them look like they were in the middle of a stroke!

It's fair to say that the people who voted for Brexit were always clear about what the benefits were going to be.

@PeterStefanovi2 @SkyNews "I'm gonna be makin' it rain... on you, bitches!"

“We’ll just apologise for that language from the US President Donald Trump” @SkyNews

@atrupar That motto has been used since Roman times..

Leavitt: "Nobody knows what it means to accomplish peace through strength better than President Trump. He is the one who came up with that motto and that foreign policy doctrine."

@jk_rowling My goodness this India person sounds like a right twat.

Trans suffragettes ARE suffragettes, India. Stop erasing my existence and denying my authentic self and literally genociding me.

Awesome 🔥🔥🔥

@Parody_PM That famous Viking turd.

Name something more likeable than Laurence Fox.

@Wix @wix why is there no cooling off period when purchasing domains? I’ve been automatically charged for a domain I do not want and you’re refusing me a refund!! If this is not resolved I’ll be moving my entire account away from Wix.

This matter has been resolved.

@ES_News_ These service animals deserve more credit.

Police Dogs Track Down Six Suspects in One Night Across the West Midlands PD Ugo, PD Hail and PD Maggie hailed as heroes after chasing down burglars and car thieves in Coventry, West Bromwich and Birmingham West Midlands Police have praised the “pawsome” efforts of their canine crimefighters after police dogs helped detain six suspects in a busy overnight shift. In a string of incidents across the region, PD Ugo, PD Hail and PD Maggie worked alongside their handlers and frontline officers to arrest a suspected burglar and five suspected car thieves. The action began in Coventry, where PD Ugo and his handler Sergeant Simpson joined a pursuit after a car failed to stop for traffic officers. The vehicle was abandoned on Bedford Road and both the driver and passenger made a run for it — but not fast enough. PD Ugo tracked them down, leading to the arrest of two men, aged 23 and 18, on suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle and dangerous driving. Over in West Bromwich, PD Hail and PC Evans were called in after another suspected stolen car refused to stop and was abandoned on Essex Avenue. Three people fled through nearby gardens, but one was sniffed out hiding in a garden by PD Hail, with the other two found shortly after. Two men, aged 22 and 19, and a 17-year-old boy were arrested on suspicion of vehicle theft. Meanwhile, in Birmingham, PD Maggie was helping officers search for a burglar who had broken into a phone shop in Acocks Green. After a sweep of the building, Maggie’s keen nose led officers straight to the suspect, a 23-year-old man who was promptly arrested on suspicion of burglary. All six suspects remain in police custody. Inspector Leanne Chapman from the Dog Unit said: “Our police dogs and their handlers assist many of our other units each day to catch suspects. They often work alongside traffic cops, response officers and firearms officers and really are a credit to the force. Ugo, Hail and Maggie have worked hard overnight and have helped protect the public. We couldn’t do this job without them.”

@but_cyclists Every time a cyclist snaps their spandex pants a fully insured and responsible driver suddenly becomes uninsured and forgets how to drive!

A trained and licensed motorist demonstrates in real-time why car insurance is so expensive.

@SeeRacists Scum bag!!

‼️TikToker Natalie Reynolds was banned from TikTok for deceiving a mentally ill homeless woman into jumping into a lake, by promising her $20.00, and then running away when she could not swim. Austin fire dept/paramedics had to pull her out of the water.

I always wondered how they got Danny DeVito to do the show.

@DarkPsychForMen 🫡

@girthyb Legend!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What this guy did to his kid when he was 7 is diabolical! I’m glad the kid can laugh about it now😬😬🤣🤣🤣

@PedroVergara32 @CinemaTweets1 💯

Jesse Plemons is one of those actors that gives me hope for my generation. I think Plemons has a knack for picking really good scripts & wherever he pops up, he always makes that project better. Plemons is a Swiss Army knife: he can slip into almost any role, dramatic or comedic.

@nocontextmemes I’m all for it.