ol’ scribe jones

@lxeagle17 @EsotericCD I agree with both you and the right-wing freak you’re replying to that it’s good and funny that Cubans are being subjected to an energy blockade and mass starvation campaign for basically no reason 👍

@EsotericCD "Why can't I find the hammer-and-sickle emoji on the iPhone?"

This tweet should be immediately encased in lucite and placed on the mantlepiece like a trophy

@OnlineJosh_ sometimes you gotta serve up a meatball to keep em guessing. chess not checkers

@rachellapides you’re doing the meisner technique?

@crowcialist call me wisconsin curds the way I got this cheese squeaking 🧀😤

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

Danny Fetonte scandal mentioned on the new Chapo ep….

@bartlebytaco history doesn’t repeat, but it does rhyme x.com/femmecamp/stat…

now that i've almost finished lucretius' the nature of things, i think my favorite moment is when he says, "you know when you accidentally watch a guy drowning, and you feel happy? not because he's drowning, of course, but because you think, well—things could be worse"

@feb31st yessir

Won an RCQ. Played the Jeskai deck that top 8d the PT because the dude was 8-0 after day 1 and I already owned all the cards. Played quite poorly but saw just enough good matchups to mitigate all that

(the monarch has just died) lets raise prayer most Ardent that the next Soverig'n will be a right godly one (my catholic wife glares at me) ande thatte they return to the faith catholick (i see the constable passing by my window) *sweating* which is alfo in Truth reformede,

me in 1562 having a friday night flagon of sack with my fellows: i will notte be seen Deade at Chapell now the Protestantes hath done a Numbre on it me on Saturday morning when the constable asks me if he'll see me at church: Most certinly Sir. Chapell gets bettre every Week Sir

@isaiah_bb #whoremembers sourcewatch.org/index.php/The_…

Can you imagine being 24, or however old this poor comms associate is, and being really enthusiastic about Third Way

santa fans scrolling back through years of the grinch’s instagram and leaving comments telling him to kill himself. real classy, guys.

Subway Takes started going downhill after they had the gay guy on that said Chipotle was the best Mexican food in New York City.

@BriannaWu Brianna do you think “apologist” means “someone who apologizes”

First of all, I’m not an apologist - I proudly stand with Israel. Secondly, the false “genocide” claim is probably scary to people that don’t actually know who those “genocide scholars” are. These are groups committed to the destruction of Israel that have infiltrated academia and nonprofit institutions. I’m deep enough in this world to know how this works. Countries and individuals committed to destroy Israel fund people like you and fund fake scholars. There is no genocide without intent. Israel does not have any proven intent to hurt Palestinians civilians. On the contrary, this war has been prolonged by the remarkable restraint they’ve shown. The civilian to combatant death ratio is some of the best in modern warfare. There’s never going to be a successful case against Israel in the ICJ. Until there is, your claim is just political hot air. From my point of view, the person that does not value Palestinian life is you. You’re part of a political project that serves them up as meat for a machine, justifying terrorism, ignoring war crimes, and using children as human shields. This is morally abhorrent. Here’s my plan to help the Palestinians. Kill the terrorists, stop radicalizing them into wasting their lives on carnage, and get them international community to invest in building a paradise. Yours is to continue offering them as human sacrifice to trying and failing to destroy Israel. I will not be lectured by someone who wants this incredibly dark fate for them.

@IdahoBones mind if I notice the Pattern real quick?

@bradjchester whole movie is great but that was the part when I thought they were gonna have to wheel me out of the theater on a gurney

Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti

@crowcialist “In this world, shipmates, sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.”

Got through “THE SERMON” the other day and my god if that isn’t one of the best single chapters in literary history

It’s Moby-Dick summer so here’s Basquiat’s copy of the table of contents

@crowcialist u like what u see?

crying

@scribejones special

looking through old james tweets in my phone