scoops.sol 🍟
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JUST IN: Study suggests hantavirus may survive in human sperm for up to six years.
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@Cryptoking Something meaningful like a piece of jewelry with your son’s birthstone in it
Maybe a spa day(s) that she can use in the future when she’s feeling up to it
Gonna sound cheesy, but the best gift is you being there to support her cause childbirth is hard af on the mind and body
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HELP!!!!!!
My son arrives in <2 weeks
Is there something ‘special’ I should get my wife as a Push Present?!
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@wizzyknows Bro I have to micromanage mfers that are 55-60 at this point lmao
Just had a dude retire from my team last year at 69 after 40 years at the company
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This is my worst nightmare
Neet@neet_sol
There are 45 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday
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@playmatejaylene I feel this 😂 I started talking to the 20 something’s at work with memes and it’s been pretty effective
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Bro gonna get his party slaughtered in the midterms
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
Reporter: "To what extent are Americans' financial situations motivating you to make a deal?" President Trump: "Not even a little bit…I don't think about Americans' financial situations."
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@blknoiz06 @solanamobile Lemme dig it out of storage and I’ll let you know
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@katsuxbt Bro can’t stop taking the hair pills either cause then it stops working and your hair falls out again
You either get a working dick or hair, choose wisely
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Rasmr says he's not sure HIMS is worth it anymore
"I was alone with a girl in here for f*cking 15 minutes talking to her and I didn't make a move. We're talking about my streaming and flirting, and because I take Finasteride my d*ck is nerfed"
"I used to get bricked even talking to a girl, now I don't because I'm on hair pills that nerfed my d*ck"
"But everybody admits that I glowed up, look better and my hair is good, but is it worth it? I don't know"
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@Tironianae The fact that the Republican base is too stupid to understand the basics of NATO is exactly why they keep going on TV spewing this nonsense
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🚨BREAKING: 100,000 U.S. troops and $60 billion a year defending Europe — and zero help on Hormuz.
Time to bring them home.
No more free rides.
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@jakemalasek They overlooked Georgetown tonight, played like ass and deserved to lose. Hopefully we can use this as motivation for next season because the talent is obviously there
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Truly gutted for these guys.
Was a special team.
The fact that we’re upset by this after how the season started is a testament to the coaching staff.
UVA Lacrosse is in good hands.
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If you found what in 2026? What’s the Ticker?
Sean Dekmar@DekmarTrades
If you found bitcoin is 2012 you are a millionaire. If you found Tesla in 2018 you are a millionaire If you found Nvidia in 2022 you are a millionaire If you found Palantir in 2023 you are a millionaire If you found Sandisk in 2025 you are a millionaire If you found …
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JUST IN: WHO chief urges Canary Islands residents to remain calm as hantavirus cruise ship approaches.
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@Deroidz You must have said something mean about Elon on the free speech app
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scoops.sol 🍟 retweetledi
Elon Musk called Hitler a socialist then Grok correctly debunks him by pointing out Hitler rejected Marxism and ran a fascist system that prioritized nationalism and private enterprise. Grok then explains socialism is class equality and worker ownership!
Never deleting this app.
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@gaius1337 American Pie by Don McLean
Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen
Surfin USA by the Beach Boys
Horse With No Name by America
Small Town by John Mellencamp
Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams
Baba O Riley by The Who
All certified American vibe bangers
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@Nstr_tj @sentdefender Market hardly reacting to his Iran posts so it’s time to fuck around with Ukraine and see if that does anything
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President Donald J. Trump has posted to his Truth Social account that there will be a 3-day ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine May 9-11th to commemorate Russia's Victory Day. The ceasefire will pause all kinetic activity and include the swap of 1,000 prisoners from each side.
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