Simon

@DailyMail really frustrated you make it so difficult to cancel a subscription, why do I have to ring a number to cancel… why can’t I do it online #beware

@JeremyClarkson Remove the chicane at the end of the tunnel and have a DRS zone though the tunnel to Tabac

I know how they can make Monaco more exciting.

@theJeremyVine Why not just go around the back of the car?

You can do almost anything ridiculous in a car. If you follow it by a gentle wave of the hand, we're going to be friends.

@theJeremyVine You was both having a drag race

QUESTION. This morning I biked to work in the cycle lane. What is the other cyclist doing wrong?

@deepstatefeds @InternetH0F Guess you'll want to visit the cockpit too

@InternetH0F they should bring back smoking sections on planes

woman gets kicked off a flight for vaping

Eric Cantona is to singing, what Gary Lineker is to goal hanging #michaelmacintyre

@__CaptainNemo__ @githii @gunsnrosesgirl3 The best answer

@githii @gunsnrosesgirl3 And I thought it had swallowed a BASE jumper.

@OTerrifying 1

@liamwithnail there's my son Josh in the audience tonight who's dodged a curry night with me and his brothers and needs a bit of ribbing about it, cheers

I’ve been searching for @theJeremyVine daily cycling tweet, can’t seem to find it, hope he’s ok

@thecooley1008 @echofon @Twitter Ditto

I can’t tell y’all how many times I’ve opened @echofon over the past few days, remembered the idiots at @twitter cut API access, then chose not to read Twitter at all. The native app is 🚮. I‘ll pop in occasionally when it’s worth my time, but this might be the last straw for me

@elonmusk @echofon

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

@piersmorgan That will halve your amount of followers then

My New Year resolution is to block anyone with more than 3 numbers in their name, or clown emojis in their profile. This will immeasurably improve my mental health.

They did not expect a virgin to go all the way on the first night did they #VirginOrbit

@Carlos201070 You wasn’t alone 🤦‍♂️

I think I’d rather pay #spacex to launch my satellites at least you get to see something #VirginOrbit

There are 3 sides to every story Harry… your version… their version and the TRUTH #HarryTheInterview

#TheMaskedSinger Phoenix is Matt Hancock

@HighwaysWMIDS Amazing

All lanes are now open on #M42 southbound J10-J9 #Tamworth to #Curdworth. Planned works s/bound (a bridge installation, see pic below) have been completed approx. 36 hours early. #M42 northbound remains closed J9-J10. Northbound updates to follow when new info is available.

We have one planned full closure ongoing in the region: 21:00 23/12 - 05:00 03/01/23 #M42 southbound J10 to J9 20:00 24/12 - 05:00 03/01 #M42 northbound J9 to J10 Information on other closures nationally here: nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates… #WeAreWorkingForYou

@MSROPER10 @RAF_Luton It’s the Tories getting their own back on Labour, at the next election there will be a note left on the treasury’s desk saying “We still owe for the fireworks”

@RAF_Luton Outrageous cost how can anyone sign off this considering the huge expense!!! 😡

Fact of the Day: A400 cargo plane delivered 717.5 tons of #fireworks to #LondonNYE for the #NewYear2023 celebrations as part of Operation Uppin Smoke. Total cost to the taxpayer was just £80,085mil #Bargain Photographed from a Canberra #Welcome2023 #GoodBye2022 #HappyNewYear2023