Captain Nemo

@threetimedaddy The benefits that come from learning to play an instrument and learning to read music will be a great addition to your 9 year olds future.

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

@d_ottm @ElxMapping @BNONews No, “this” administration is breaking records when it comes to insider trading. Stop sucking the boot and open your eyes.

@ElxMapping @BNONews Congress is notorious for insider trading, not “this” administration. But nice try.

DOJ releases more information about the U.S. soldier who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal. Gannon Ken van Dyke could face up to 60 years in prison on all charges. Prosecutors are also seizing the money he won.

@ChrisCillizza What happened to the grip I had on my coffee, oops!

Guy on speakerphone in coffee shop — for 10 minutes. Another guy (not me) politely asks him to use headphones or hold phone to his ear. Guy refuses. And acts like he has been deeply insulted. What happened to manners? Or basic politeness?

@bantamgolf Easy way to tell who’s the douchebag in a foursome.

I will never understand the upside down text hat trend.

@ReciprocitEye @realBigBrainAI Gurgle gargle I can’t hear you with those fuzzy round things in your mouth.

@realBigBrainAI Yet not one person on the street knows this guy's name but everyone knows who Elon Musk is.

The creator of Linux, Linus Torvalds, just unknowingly obliterated Elon Musk in one sentence:

@guzzicraig @MikeBeauvais Petty, probably. I’m not going to fault the guy for not wanting to be around a bunch of celebrities. He did contribute to the album though.

@__CaptainNemo__ @MikeBeauvais All he’d got to do was turn up like everyone else and bury the hatchet with Jackson for a few hours, When it’s a charity single you should leave your ego in a cupboard and just get on with it and do it, Asking for a separate recording studio and a guitar solo was petty.

Prince died 10 years ago today on April 21, 2016. There are no bad Prince stories, but Matt Damon’s story about meeting Prince is a good one. RIP

@Deycallmejules @rainn_alyssa @CultureCrave OF bot

@rainn_alyssa @CultureCrave Let me guess OF girl…

JetBlue deletes tweet after they were accused of surveillance pricing ✈️ A company rep says the post was an 'error'

@guzzicraig @MikeBeauvais He also donated anonymously.

@guzzicraig @MikeBeauvais Yup, looking into it. What I’m seeing is that Prince disliked the song and didn’t feel comfortable being around that many celebrities. Stevie acted as a mediator, trying to get Prince involved. Prince was criticized by his peers but he did contribute a song to the album.

@guzzicraig @MikeBeauvais I’m not familiar with the documentary. Lionel Richie is Lionel Richie and I’m having a hard time believing Stevie would say anything along those lines, but I’ll look into it.

@__CaptainNemo__ @MikeBeauvais That’s what Stevie wonder and Lionel Richie said on the documentary about it, No issues from me about him 👍🏻

@redeem_the_west @LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy The TS3’s will also be bailing you out on bad strikes but at least you’ll be able to feel where you’re hitting the ball on the club face.

@__CaptainNemo__ @LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy Yeah I’m expecting to lose some distance but gain more workability with height. The rogues just launch everything high even off the back foot! I do like the clubs but want that forged feel for consistent distance rather than being bailed out on any bad strike

#BREAKING 🚨: Kirkland's Forged Wedge makes USGA Conforming List If Costco drops a legit forged wedge for under $100, a lot of brands are gonna have some explaining to do. 👀 DETAILS: buff.ly/ug6vXJ4

@sanfilti @Jonnz5Jonn @stripemog @MarcoFoster_ Difference being is you’re getting smoked, nobody is agreeing with you. Go get your buddies to help out here because you are all alone, kind of like the one brain cell that you have.

@Jonnz5Jonn @stripemog @MarcoFoster_ Difference being, there is actual evidence for Biden. For Trump. You just make things up. I feel sorry for your parents, raising a kid on feelings, not facts.

Dave Chappelle on how Trump is doing as president: “You’re joking right? Nobody wants to feel this way. I don’t think anybody wanted a war. They definitely didn’t wanna arguably lose one. The presidency is no place for a petty person. Being a president seems like an opportunity to be a very unifying force and I feel like perhaps he’s squandered that opportunity, to put it lightly”

@redeem_the_west @LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy I’ll also add that I have their driving 2 iron as well and it’s the easiest club I’ve ever hit.

@redeem_the_west @LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy I have some Callaway Rogues and remember them being hot off the face, you might lose a few yards with the TS3’s. With forged irons you’ll feel more feedback. They have more grooves but I haven’t noticed any difference in trajectory or spin rates.

@SteveBrown70544 @TheTNHoller @RepAuchincloss @Acyn Little Bot when will you become a real boy?

@TheTNHoller @RepAuchincloss @Acyn x.com/brookltnwilliw…

🔥@RepAuchincloss to RFK JR: “FDA issued 3 vouchers based on a text from JOE ROGAN— it flies in the face of your commitment to put science over politics. I want safety & efficacy to be standards to approve psychedelics, not Trump needing support for a disastrous war.” H/T @Acyn

@guzzicraig @MikeBeauvais Not entirely true. That is not the reason why he opted out. It sounds like you have some other issues with the artist.

@MikeBeauvais Apart from the one story where the whole of the USA top singers got together to make a song for the starving kids in Africa but he refused to join them because they wouldn’t let him have a studio for himself or let him play a guitar solo on the track. Selfish prick.

@redeem_the_west @LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy I have the Maltby TS3 irons, I’ve been playing them for about 10 months now on SoCal desert courses and they’ve held up much better than my buddy’s Sub70 irons. They look good, feel great, and have a huge sweet pot.

@LalaCalamari @MrJoshGalloArt @MyGolfSpy Durability on the maltby irons? I’m getting to the point that my GI clubs may get swapped out. Was going to go for takomo but heard they don’t last.

@dave19852081 @LenHochberg @AnotherSorryGuy How would you know?

@LenHochberg @AnotherSorryGuy So how would you know what the crowd was like? You have no clue what you're talking about

Matt Fitzpatrick makes a brilliant birdie to win the RBC Heritage. Most of the gallery stands there, doesn't clap. Stay classy, America. Hmmm. Wonder where that comes from.

@Lawton05182 @ForePlayPod @TalkBirdie2Mee It’ll be okay Tommy, dry your eyes, take a deep breath.

@ForePlayPod @TalkBirdie2Mee Too fucking bad, maybe Fitzpatrick shouldn’t have made up a bunch of BS during his press conference after The Players, if he doesn’t like it, go back to the UK and see if he can have the same life there

Thoughts on the USA chants at non-Ryder/Presidents Cup events?

@justenholstein @madnugget1969 @Pablo8LFC @PeterFinchGolf He knows

@madnugget1969 @Pablo8LFC @PeterFinchGolf Trump raped kids you stupid inbred

Soooooo, what are we thinking about the PGA Tour 🇺🇸 partisan crowds recently?