Scott Weinberg

@jewishmemequeen @EliLebowicz These? They were peak

@EliLebowicz I miss the empire chicken nuggets that were made from chicken breast

I know Jews have a lot going on right now, but the shortage of Of Tov chicken nuggets is very real.

@kkondik @Center4Politics

Incredible artifact on display at the new @Center4Politics - the suit that Michael Dukakis wore in the infamous tank photo from the 1988 campaign (You can see it at our open house 11-3 tomorrow)

@DiscussingFilm @JonHaidt's flip phone must be blowing up right now

The first trailer for ‘TOY STORY 5’ has been released. In theaters on June 19.

@VaadHaBadchanim NYT reporter (skeptically): really? Crown Heights kid: Look, it’s even written on my yarmulke.

New York Times reporter: What's your name? Crown Heights kid being interviewed on Yud Shvat:

@sizzlefrog Or two people who ARE yelling at each other.

I love “Only in Israel!” posts because it’s always just two people deciding not to yell at each other

@DBashIdeas Meanwhile, I found a crushed caterpillar underneath where I slept last night :(

Butterfly in the Sukkah! 🦋

@Heytherejello @Criminalsimpson The only correct answer

What’s your favorite vehicle in the Simpsons?

@JewishWonk I love that the room in the Hebrew version is flipped

We were gifted books for the baby. I appreciated this set, which is the same story in English, Russian, and Hebrew.

@Criminalsimpson Homer: “Sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.” Marge: “Maybe we should move to a larger community?”

Which Simpsons joke have you appreciated more as an adult?

Simpsons images that you can hear. I’ll start:

@RabbiWolpe Especially when you’ve got two heads and (at least) three arms

@jewishmemequeen Oh that’s nothing. Gotta check out reddit.com/r/GrandmasPant…

I don’t know how my grandma is still alive

@bdquinn Like Ricky Rouse, or Monald Muck.

Well, I'll give it this: That's an original creation, not cribbed from anyone or anything at all. There's nothing else on the Internet or in all of human existence that looks quite like this.

@Betar_USA @JewishWonk @RitchieTorres That’s how you typically greet other Jews?

@sdweinberg @JewishWonk @RitchieTorres Because he’s a Jew, right? It’s an important thing for Jews to remember especially in a dangerous place like NYC. Sincerely, Jewish Zionist

This is only confusing if you don't understand that @RitchieTorres has real convictions. He isn't endorsing Mamdani, but he also has no patience for race baiting and islamophobia. The reason a lot of the left gets mad at him is because he applies the same standards for Jews.

@Betar_USA @JewishWonk @RitchieTorres Why are you referring to him as "jew?"

@JewishWonk @RitchieTorres You mention race baiting are you implying Zohran Isn’t a jew hater? There’s a reason to have phobia abt him don’t you think jew?

@Criminalsimpson 🤡🤡⛏️🚗🕳️🚲🚲

Describe your favorite Simpsons episode using only emojis: 🧍‍♂️🏈🧎‍♂️😖

@Criminalsimpson Technically two scenes, but

Who are your favorite one-scene characters?

@DBashIdeas @VaadHaBadchanim tweeting for the first time in forever because this popped into my head the other night and I needed to share it with the thin slice of people who would get

Me at Seder reading R’ Eliezer’s opinion of how many plagues there were

@MayorBowser @AU_MBasketball @GW_MBB is still in it!

Last night, @AU_MBasketball secured the 2025 Patriot League Championship title! I'll be rooting for my alma mater as they represent the #SportsCapital in the NCAA tournament. 🏀🏆