The Seal Devil

@PudgyWorld_ @pudgypenguins

@pudgypenguins Eating them

Y’all really gotta find a new spot to fish 😭 Where should we add new fishing holes in The Berg?

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest tv show of all time?

@solsweb3 This post is engineered through an unnatural writing style to maximize engagement.

@adamscochran @DonAlt So arrogant and closed-minded.

Honestly it’s infuriating and I think a type of mild child abuse. Like I’ve taught as a professor, I’ve designed learning curriculum, I’ve got multiple degrees, I learn the most random shit in the world because learning is my special interest. And I wouldn’t homeschool my kids. I could maybe pull it off with full time focus and supplementing tutors, but that’s an extreme outlier. Even then I’d worry they’d end up socially stunted, unable to adapt to learning from sources that aren’t catered to them, and lacking subject depth. I’ve never met a homeschool parent who comes close to having the educational depth, or the background in education to *actually* homeschool their kids. It is always either ego, arrogance or stupidity and it ends up depriving the kids of their potential. If they don’t think they’re getting enough education in public school then supplement it. But homeschooling should frankly be banned. We require educators and educational institutions to meet standards for a reason. Because we owe it to kids to let them have a fighting chance and not just be stuck with our dumbass short comings as well. So do you workbooks with them as supplemental stuff after school, and go get a job, let your kid experience the world instead of some weird cut off commune cult life where they have to take their cat to “prom” in your living room!

I always get these weird home school people in my comments Listen, if you're truly infinitely smarter than everyone around you, pay for the best educators in the world to tutor your children If you can't afford that, you're probably not smarter than everyone around you

@TheChuksO @CountDankulaTV Ray William Johnson?

@CountDankulaTV This remains the best summary video from Ray William Johnson

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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@big_duca arf

So, Cluely spent like $140,000 on a launch video. But unfortunately, my startup doesn’t do $7M of ARR. So I asked my friends: what could we do for $140? So, if you’re one of the millions of crypto users who doesn’t use Awaken… Consider switching to us:

@MayanMango Give the people what they want

yeahhh…..
i don’t know about that one chief

Starting to release some vibecoded Roblox games. The first one we're trialing is Puzzles with Friends which I believe is the only co-op puzzle game on the platform (no idea why nobody has done this yet). Have some other tycoon games in the works next.

@Sailor1476 @Anthony87038347 @CGCutter2 @FIBAWWC Jfc. "All things WNBA" and doesn't even know what a good 3pt % is. CC haters really the dumbest mfers.

@Anthony87038347 @CGCutter2 @FIBAWWC I understand that you think 3-7 is good I don't think it's good especially for the volume she shoots 3

Insane level of talent here 🤯 🗳️ Who's been your San Juan MVP? VOTE: bit.ly/VOTE_MVP_SanJu… #FIBAWWC x #WeOwnTheGame

@lynk0x Literally no relation between those two things.

If a house takes a year to build why do you have to work 30 years to pay for it. It doesn't make sense.

@3orovik Crime

CZ Binance is richer than Bill Gates How is he worth $111 BILLION???

@KingBumbleNFT Run it back

"Traders are returning to blue-chip NFT collections like Mutant Ape Yacht Club and Lazy Lions" Don't fade OG nft projects x.com/i/trending/202…

She stunned him into silence for 10 seconds. 😂

@lilstovetop The news: arf

any news?

@sealuminati Never left

Are we back!? 📈📈📈

No

Some of the very same people who have been saying $pixl to $1 then to $16.60 are the same people who exited last year I already know the names, but do you?

@VitalikButerin Luddite nonsense. Send eth to zero.

I'm actually pretty open-minded about the anti-data-center populism. From everything I've seen from people working on this, reducing industrial-scale hardware availability seems to be both the most practical, and most non-dystopian / non-invasive way to lengthen AGI timelines. So if the movement that makes that happen starts out with anti-data-center populism, that seems fine? Of course you have to do things other than going after data centers located in populated areas to really make a dent on AGI timelines (my intuition is that 10-100x compute reduction is feasible in a "static" model of the world, and 100-10000x if you compare to a counterfactual that includes future chip design progress; those numbers *would* make a dent), but there is a first step for everything.

@MayanMango Forever arfing

GM It’s easy to be loyal when you’re winning.
It’s legendary to be loyal when things get tough. Seals will make a comeback.

@primay_eth Just sell and fuck off already. Or get a therapist.

Thinking of hosting an X Space soon to openly talk about the Sappy Seals situation — the “we are building” vibes, prices action, and everything in between Everyone’s invited: holders, critics, team, degens — respectful debate only, no personal attacks Details coming asap!