Sebastian Mellen

@ZackKorman Also SOC 2 is not a certification — I hate when people say "SOC 2 Certified". It is an ATTESTATION by an auditor!

How do we feel about companies removing the Delve logo but continuing to brag about being SOC2 certified?

@ZackKorman Horrible.

@BoyanSlat @Jason @WIRED "The Harmful Side Effect of Cleaning Up the Ocean" these people cannot be fucking serious

@Jason @WIRED WIRED has published nothing but hit pieces about us over the years.

1. No one cares about this ultra woke, biased version of @WIRED 2. And even fewer people care about the NYT’s take on WIRED FOUNDERS: DON’T ENGAGE WITH THE MEDIA — GO DIRECT.

@Kaz_Khadem Same with educational institutions: "I did research at Harvford and studied at MIBerkley" often means nothing (like, literally, tissue-paper thing connections) when you look more deeply.

Young gen z founders in SF today are blatantly embellishing their accomplishments / straight up lying about themselves to VCs to an extent I’ve never seen before… “I spearheaded the AI roll-out of—“ bro you were a freshman summer intern at Meta what are you talking about

(Rollout) We rollin' on twenties (Rollout), with the top back (Rollout) So much money (Rollout), you can't stop that (Rollout) Twin Glock .40's (Rollout) cocked back (Rollout) Me and my homies (Rollout), so drop that (Rollout) We rollin' on twenties (Rollout), with the top back (Rollout) So much money (Rollout), you can't stop that youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFn…

$IONQ is now back in the $20's. This stock was in the $80's back in October when I was screaming from the rooftops that it would collapse! Garbage - I hope you listened to me and not the hype bulls all over X.

@commonsenseplay I went deep into Quantum and via options. What is your take on OKLO? I don't have the stomach for common stock shorts

Hope you listened - my short continues to print on $OKLO I am up over 130% on my short.

@iamgingertrash Are you sure they can't innovate?

Doing business with the Chinese For Truffle ² manufacturing (It’ll have 96G ram) It’s pretty clear to me That the U.S. is foolish to treat them as competitors They are partners, Who do what you cannot > manufacture And you do what they cannot > innovate

@minchoi Cheers!

If you can reply to this post, we are Friends-of-Friends 👇

@bryan_johnson Discipline Equals Freedom.

. controlling social media time . refusing fast food . consistent bedtime . eating well . 7-8 hour sleep . being jacked These things make you powerful. They make you sovereign. Discipline makes you stronger.

Please @MakeSunsets everyone. We have to make sunsets.

@theonejvo @delve @AikidoSecurity They moved their Friday webinar with @karunkaushik_ and the Microsoft security guy last minute

Yo @Delve x @AikidoSecurity is this dinner still on?

@terryjaillet @garvs_72 @wil_da_beast630 Look up NRMP... It's all an algorithm that eliminates any semblance of free market choice

@garvs_72 @wil_da_beast630 Admittedly I don’t know how it works, but in a free market how could a “match” happen without the future employers and all the schools creating a cartel to control labor. Am I missing something? Shouldn’t the beats Neuro candidate have multiple offers vs one?

A weird thing about all this is that we have a straight-up medieval guild which - during a damned doctor shortage - determines precisely how many docs there will be. You can complete medical school, in cumulative good standing, and simply not even get a job OFFER. Changing this system would do a great deal to relax domestic/foreign hostilities in this field.

@kocalars How can you know this and still…

FTC and DOJ Enforcement Federal agencies are releasing more and more fines + punishments for AI compliance violations → The FTC is fining companies for lying about what their AI can do (i.e. a company got fined for claiming they have a “robot lawyer”, another got fined for AI testimonials that hallucinated) → The DOJ now treats sloppy AI oversight just as seriously as financial fraud - companies must have clear documentation of testing, defined leadership roles, and incident response plans

2024 was a huge year for AI regulation. Here’s everything that happened last year and how it’ll impact you: TL;DR if you’re a founder building with AI, a lot of new regulation was released this year that might put you at risk of fines and punishments if you're not careful.

@RogerSeheult Can we presume that UPF clothing allows for infrared penetration?

No problem here. We now know that the infrared rays of the sun can penetrate through clothes and hats. The fact that they’re outside is what I’m happy about here. The problem is those that are still inside.

@BryanOnel86 @ctjlewis Wow, they are so fucked.

Good morning! Fun fact of the day: Accorp made a public statement that none of the hundreds of Accorp reports part of the Delve leak ARE THEIRS. (Link in comments).

@badcryptobitch @kobyjconrad @tsarnikolas2 Glad to hear it. And happy to talk with you if you want advice at any point!

I must say thank you very much for your reply. We are all trying to move fast, and ship products for our customers. Many of us need to be careful about how we break things in the process while doing what we can to still take important steps for the privacy and security of our products. So, even if everyone is doing it, that doesn't give many of us an excuse to not start caring about these things. Sooner or later, it will come back to haunt you (case in point: Delve). I hate seeing startups on my timeline wantonly dismiss privacy and security while me and my peers grind hard trying to balance shipping quickly with security. P.S @cerebruminc's public facing security docs will be our blueprint @StoffelMPC

@jameszhou02 Lmao. At this point why don’t we all start audit firms and just audit each other? Audit circlejerk 😂

one of the root folders in their bucket is titled audit. which is delve's soc 2 for themselves...

@boposaur @BryanOnel86 Delve is basically an unethical growth hacking firm. And that’s aside from the report fraud.

@BryanOnel86 Give us TLDR dawg

Oh this story goes way back. Blood was first drawn well over a year ago now.

@iamgingertrash The double blade of prescience

At the time, Everyone said I was insane 9 months ago, by the way

@BryanOnel86 I'm pretty certain this is one of those situations where the board steps in and tells them they no longer run the company

Wow. Delve just took down all of their customer logos as well as the entire testimonials tab and page. Never seen a company die in realtime before.