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Ok, what happened to $TSLA stock? Why it's flat for 5 goddamn years while everything around is exploding in value?

@squawksquare What timeframe are you looking at for rebound?

I will be loading $META once again. $TSLA

@compliantvc @MartinShkreli This is brilliant 😂

I had the pleasure to sit down with @MartinShkreli A truly formidable young man We didn’t talk about pharma We talked about cookie banners (& his favorite rules in prison) Also spoke about his new venture: Godel He agreed to let me invest €100 (pending regulatory approval)

@SantoroSystems What could make it into the top three? 🤔

I really really hope this is a top three earnings call. I don't know how they get there, but I have so much hope.

@TexasTSLA FAFO

My ride got canceled within 1 minute of it starting 😭😭🤣🤣

@TexasTSLA @robotaxi What the hell are you doing...

I just tried laying down and @robotaxi rider support stopped the ride immediately and told me to buckle up even though I buckled the empty front passenger seat 🤣🤣 Looks like the Robotaxi team is watching us and listening to our feedback! I just complained that Waymo rider support does this every time they see you unbuckled and Robotaxi never does I couldn’t push the seats back up so I stepped out and then my ride was over 🤣😭 I love these improvements ❤️👏🏼👏🏼

@squawksquare It is really something to tweet "Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston" and use ONE vehicle in each geofence...

$TSLA now down $14 from open after launching a massive 2 robotaxis this weekend.

@TeslaTrackerUS There's only one active robotaxi in Houston

🤖 30+ Tesla Robotaxis staged at Houston home base before a single unsupervised fare runs. • Austin launched with 13 active units on day 1 • Houston base shows 30+ pre-positioned - more than 2x Austin's opening fleet size • Dallas + Houston both opened unsupervised from day 1, no supervised ramp phase Tesla isn't testing demand in Houston. The playbook is proven and the fleet is already there.

Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠

@SawyerMerritt For non local - how big are those compared to Austin?

Here are the current geofenced service areas for Tesla’s just launched Robotaxi service in Houston and Dallas:

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Asking four questions in one is a good way to get none answered

Here are the top 7 voted for questions by investors so far for @Tesla's Q1 earnings call next week: 1) When will we have the Optimus v3 reveal? When will Optimus production start since we ended the Model X and S production earlier than midyear? What's the expected Optimus production rate exiting this year? What are the initial targeted skills? 2) What milestones are you targeting for unsupervised FSD and Robotaxi expansion beyond Austin this year, and how will that drive recurring revenue? 3) How will hardware 3 cars reach unsupervised FSD? 4) When you do expect FSD Unsupervised to reach customer cars? 5) When will robotaxi expand past its current limited rollout? 6) Is v14.3 still the last piece of the puzzle to enable large scale unsupervised FSD and Robotaxi or do we now have to wait until v15? 7) What is Tesla doing to scale the energy generation business with solar? Residential roof deployments have stalled. Will Tesla move to regional solar and battery farms perhaps coupled to superchargers? Deploy solar through utilities?

@bryan_johnson It's called "period", my friend

No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.

@SawyerMerritt Slowly (3), then all at once (12)

Tesla has added another Unsupervised Model Y robotaxi to its fleet in Austin, bringing the total number of Unsupervised vehicles spotted to 12. Source: robotaxitracker.com/unsupervised

@squawksquare Ouch

Another 500 at the $385ish. $TSLA

@squawksquare Uh oh

Short 1,000 at the $377.27. $TSLA

@squawksquare How. He. Does. That.

@squawksquare So buy now, sell before earnings, right?

$TSLA pulling of the classic bull trap before earnings next week. Sometimes I wonder if anyone sees these patterns time over time again like I do?

@squawksquare That's funny...

At $10 a day for $TSLA, we have just 34 days until we get to Zero.

@garyblack00 You were right, Gary! Congrats! 👏