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@L0VES0N Tbf the club endorsed it, they wanted him to do up modelling especially the pre match wear

Amorim wearing a suit for a preseason friendly whilst he was turning up to Old Trafford in a Monclizzy

Junior Soprano

@cashyams The Tim Westwood freestyle has the funniest set of comments I’ve ever seen

these two were doing uk poo before covid 😭😭

@Complex Fake

Mother handed out 200 goodie bags on a 10 hour flight in case her 4 month old baby cried 🥺 [ht: Reddit/ Admirable_Flight_257]

@idkwahatimdoing People can spend their money how they like. For a lot of people, seeing Kanye is a bucket list or life goal etc. Besides, he mostly performed in “less” mainstream countries like Albania. If he managed to do UK or France, this number would have been double. Yzy szn.

Chappell Roan is banned from a city for something she didn’t do Zara larsson lost a multi Million Dollar deal for an abortion joke Ka*ye gets to play stadiums even after praising Nazis and saying how much he admires Adolf hitler.

@ComplexMusic Cortisia Star

Who has the best flow in the rap game right now?

@xpertfusion3 The simplest example I can give you is, if you don’t play the game for 2-3 months and come back, your first handful of lobbies are genuinely low skilled because presumably the game hasn’t got enough or recent data to match make

Genuine question to Call of Duty fans, how can you tell what SBMM is like just from playing a few matches of a game? (I already see people saying the new BO7 SBMM system is no different) This is something I never understood, as SBMM and matchmaking systems in general are extremely complex with a multitude of factors in place. I don't think it's possible to just know what the system is like based on just playing a few matches. Even with playing a game throughout the full year, I can't confidently say the specific difference between all the systems. I can definitely feel a difference between BO7 and the games from MW19-BO6, but once we try to compare it against the classic games and games like BO4, I just have no idea. I trust people like Xclusive Ace who do extensive testing on stuff like this, but it's kind of strange to see a bunch of regular players claim they know exactly what SBMM "feels like" just after 1 match. That makes no sense. You cannot just claim SBMM is strict because you had a hard lobby or that SBMM is not strict because you had an easy lobby.

@riconasty “I’m off a mushroom but this won’t be the last of us” Queen rico ☄️☄️

@climville cooked

@climville The last few fires were arsons started by white teenagers launching fireworks lol. This app is infinitely cooler

Few fellas havin a harmless bbq in nature what’s not to like

@JoshMUFC951 @GCHPTFC @EDCouncil @PoliceScotland Good engagement bait, and I’m sure it’ll be worth your £50 from Elon next month but parking officers don’t have a target or commission based system!

@GCHPTFC @EDCouncil @PoliceScotland I’m a parking officer, I’d put a ticket on that if I’m running short of my daily target. You’ll not win the battle as evidence is there

Can't believe my daughter has been given a parking ticket for this, absolute jobsworth of a parking attendant... who is actually obstructed or inconvenienced by this ?? @EDCouncil @PoliceScotland

@jakonian Alan Sugar in the boardroom when his investment flops

73% of the UK

@killwinstanley This isn’t even remotely bad when you have videos of Gonçalo Ramos busting on his stomach and Saliba (?) and French team mates with their cock out or whatever that was years ago

Lacroix day mfs

@piratesmurf24 @currys You’ve hit the algorithm jackpot so I’m sure this will be resolved but Curry’s are some of the biggest pricks in retail. Bought an iPhone years ago and got an Xbox… golf game instead. Had to do the whole SAR with DPD to get anywhere. Good luck

Hey @currys its been 5 weeks since I won this and I havent received anything yet? 😊 any chance of an update please?

@PolitlcsUK This page is Russian misinfo/ right wing dog whistle btw

🚨 NEW: Southport killer Axel Rudakubana will stay in a university-style room and have access to a gym, cafe and TV at Broadmoor Hospital

@PopBase One day there’ll be a debate about the irrevocable damage celebrity culture has done and the amount of grooming that takes place and is seemingly protected

Court testimony reveals that Celeste Rivas, the teenage girl that D4vd is accused of killing, was pregnant and had an abortion over a year before she was killed. (apnews.com/article/d4vd-b…)

@mimitheblogger t. someone paid to shill objectively horrible music

U didn’t have to tweet this btw! ❤️

@_Bukss This is the equivalent of that retarded fake rumour that women would spread about a guy wrapping a front room in plastic

apparently there’s a 30 year old man in Greenwich who meets women on dating apps, invites them round, cooks for them but spikes their food with laxatives. And after they use his toilet realise it won’t flush and he’ll eat their 💩 🫠🫠🫠🫠🙃🙃🙃🙃

@leak1629 Who remembers the “I can’t believe you’ve done this” vid

uk mandem beefing on mw2 (2009 colourised)

This your average schizo Clapham don but women fawn lol