MARTin ALVArez

@McFaul 🫵🏽🤥

Just shameful that the US is not sharing the burden in the greatest fight for freedom of our lifetimes. Canada is now a more consequential leader of the free world than the US. Hope this changes in the future.

@jaketapper 🫵🏽R1🤥JakeTapperJournalost🫏! 😹🙏🏽🦅🇺🇸🍟

10 years ago today:

@RepAOC HeyRepAOC, Is this one of your “Affordable Green New COVID-19 Anti-Amazon Free Learing South of The Ecuador Deal!” C’mon Rep., you have been there gone on eight years and all we hear is the same tune and you don’t really have any results. Where are they? Please list them?

It is time we bring down the cost of housing, healthcare, and child care. I'm proud to co-lead the Congressional Progressive Caucus’s New Affordability Agenda, so we can put money back in the pockets of Americans and uphold our promises to working families.

@amanonhisown Was, Huell Howser!

How many Californians know who this man is? 🤨

Desgraciados putos!

@elonmusk And thank you for sharing your toys!

I love giant machines

Flip flop.

The Late Night show hosts were so giddy and celebratory after Trump was banned from social media. They absolutely LOVE censorship until someone accusing one of them of crossing the line. Then they become supporters of free speech.

This was before Starlink had a name

The 25 Nose Jokes from the Movie Roxanne are better! 1. Obvious: "Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?" 2. Meteorological: "Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!" 3. Fashionable: "You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming." 4. Personal: "Well, here we are, just the three of us." 5. Punctual: "All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late." 6. Envious: "Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear." 7. Naughty: "Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away." 8. Philosophical: "You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters." 9. Humorous: "Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle." 10. Commercial: "Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five." 11. Polite: "Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah, orchestra keeps changing tempo." 12. Melodic: (Everybody) "He's got the whole world.. in his nose." 13. Sympathetic: "Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?" 14. Complimentary: "You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on." 15. Scientific: "Say, does that thing there influence the tides?" 16. Obscure: "Hoo, I'd hate to see the grindstone." (Think about it.) 17. Enquiring: "When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?" 18. French: "Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave." 19. Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once." 20. Religious: "The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn't he?" 21. Disgusting: "Say, who mows your nose hair?" 22. Paranoid: "Keep that guy away from my cocaine." 23. Aromatic: "It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil." 24. Appreciative: "Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped." 25. Dirty: "Your name would't be ... Dick, would it?"

"To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle." -- George Orwell

@jaketapper 🫵🏽R1🤥JakeTapper🫏, and in your book you confirmed it. Hey JaTapp, will you also please post what RepJeff said soon after the WHCD? I dare you!!

The president posted this about House Democratic Leader Jeffries shortly after 11 pm last night.

Comedian Tim Allen is trolling Democratic lawmakers who attended “No Kings” protests against President Trump—then were seen fawning over King Charles III when he spoke before Congress. “Would have been funny to see the facial reactions of an actual King with a no Kings parade yelling at him.” Rep. Ilhan Omar attended the royal address weeks after speaking at a “No Kings” rally in Minnesota.

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Bill Maher just brought up some of Gavin Newsom’s biggest failures right to his face — including California’s DISASTROUS high-speed rail project, to which Maher said: “I say this as a friend, you got to let that train go!” Newsom wasn’t expecting it and he was CRUSHED the moment he realized it was uttered on live television. The look on his face was priceless. MAHER: “The other side, what they are going to say though is, but have you seen the stats from California?” NEWSOM: “Good! One of the largest economies. Let’s go!” MAHER: “Well… are they going to say good about gas prices?” “Are they going to say good about how high their rents are?” “So many people live…I mean there’s a whole litany.” “I mean the train! Gavin, you got to get rid of the train!” “I say this as a friend, you got to let that train go! Let the train go.” “It’s up to $231 billion.”

Bill Maher stops Gavin Newsom mid-rant and forces him to confront how he’s copying Trump’s style at every turn. The more Newsom tried to explain himself, the deeper he dug his own grave. NEWSOM: “To me that’s the biggest reflection of this moment, is how…the…just the sewer that we are now living in because of Donald Trump. And he’s allowed all of us to feel free to shove again and I think if nothing else—” MAHER: “But many people would say you are imitating him. Among all the people who may or may not be running, you are the one who kind of imitates his style with the trolling. You are suing Fox now, I understand. That’s right out of the—” NEWSOM: “Fox better look to settle right now or apologize for defamation.” MAHER: “Okay, but that sounds exactly what he does! Suing media?!” NEWSOM: “Well then don’t defame, don’t lie.” MAHER: “Okay, again! But that does sound like him!” Newsom just kept stepping on the same rake.

@GovPressOffice Build baby build…why are you building THIS in front of the California state capitol??

Governor Newsom: “BUILD, BABY, BUILD!” Housing is California’s original sin. We just passed the most sweeping zoning reforms in state history last year — and they’re already working.

Millionaire ACTORS ALWAYS Know What Is best For People They Live Far Away From While They Live Behind Gates In Guard gated Communities…