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Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@LeescoLee3 @danwootton Boris is an idiot.

OH MY GOD!!!!! I was a Boris Johnson enthusiast, but I honestly think he has taken leave of his senses. Harry/ Meghan:"Come back to Britain, with your heads held high." After all the unpardonable acts those two poisonous narcissists have committed. Mr Johnson that is MENTAL!

@FantasyEpics Husband skipped every single one except the first episode of the whole series…I still haven’t forgiven him.

The only intro in TV history that is actually illegal to skip

@nafoviking Gall-um

Alfa male my rectum🤣🤣🤣

@the_royal_rogue @Knesix Yes…the intrusive and uninvited hand on someone else’s pregnant belly…

You already know what I'm going to say, right?

I've just been attacked by both Polanski and Corbyn over my calls to implement a hostile environment for illegal migrants - what a duo. @ZackPolanski says I should be 'absolutely condemned', calling it 'nasty' and 'cruel'. @jeremycorbyn says it's 'utterly repulsive'. Okay lads, if you say so. I am very much of the view that allowing hundreds of thousands of unvetted young men from cultures that actively hate women, and us, to roam our streets is absolutely mental. Do I think that placing unchecked Eritrean and Afghan men in communities all around the country is a good idea? Funding their hotels and pocket money? No. No I do not. Would I make life so uncomfortable for these illegals that they chose to leave themselves, before they were forcibly turfed out? Yes. Yes I do. I stand by every word I said. Implement the hostile environment - stop the benefits, stop the boats. Force the illegals to leave. Mass deportations. It's the only way.

@heavensbvnny Yes, and I don’t lend it to anyone else in the family. They can get their own. This is my security blanket.

Does anyone else have a couch blanket? Like a blanket that stays on your couch that you use when relaxing or is it just me?

@bushontheradio I do it all the time. Slice it, it tastes better. Beets are good for you.

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@KeruboSk Habit, and the certain knowledge that if you press that snooze button once, you’re toast! Don’t. Ever. Touch. The. Snooze. Button.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@crittrcoin @__Poisonivyyy No, it is not. This happened in SA, where I grew up and we were all aware of & shocked by this story. Her entrails falling out of her and a passing motorist gathered her up and took her to hospital. So don’t be an arsehole & call bullshit on what you don’t know. Check your facts

@__Poisonivyyy This is the biggest bullshit story I have and will ever hear in this life and the next. What did they use to stab her? A toothpick? People die with one stab wound!

They stabbed her 36 times and slit her throat 17 times. She held her head on with one hand, pushed her organs back in with the other and crawled to the road, she survived and her name is Alison Botha❤️

@gomichild Such an excellent comeback! 😂

Surely your personality has achieved this already.

@RVealingthenarc Her blinking is like morse code for ‘shut up Harry!’

The honeymoon lasted… checks notes… 60 business days 😭 Harry: speaking Meghan: jaw clenched, buffering like she’s about to override the conversation When you realize the “fairytale” came with a co-host you didn’t approve 🎤 #MeghanMarkleExposed #MeghanMarkleIsANarcissist #RevealingTheNarc

@GeriPerna This is one of the ugliest dresses I’ve seen recently.

Heidi Klum needs to find a dress that fits! Ross Dress for Less failed her!

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

@harpersbazaarus Bet the children were delighted at the whole world seeing them at their worst! 🙄

Duchess Meghan Makes a Surprise Visit to a Children’s Hospital in LA harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/late…

@MbarkCherguia Not long enough…and the soup makers should sue her for ruining their brand and using it as a weapon.

This eco activist has been sentenced to 2 years in prison for throwing soup over a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What's your reaction to the sentence?

🚨WOW. SADIQ KHAN NAMED IN GROOMING GANG LETTER AS LIAR "There are no reported cases and also no indication of the grooming gangs she is concerned about in London" A NEW REPORT LAYS IT ALL BARE AND CALLS HIM OUT He's finished He won't just lose his job He's going to prison

@The_Chidimma 🤣

And they said women aren’t funny 😊😂

@HartnupJack @lady_valor_07 Yes! Yes! This one. Thank you for mentioning it. I LOATHE this song! 🤢

@lady_valor_07 Sweet effing Caroline.

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.