Shalini Singh

Why is silicon valley always relevant 😭

@chintanzalani @yrechtman I see myself as hot people

The only 4 jobs that will remain at tech companies. Credits: @yrechtman

@aravind Every Monday for last 1.5 year 😶‍🌫️

Our culture prescribes at least two 24 hr fasts a month (Ekadashi) for fit and healthy people. What are the special days do you fast?

@reemaabajaj so frustrating 🫠

Will never understand why did rapido introduce this feature of the number of captain rejecting

@lowkeyloud_ 🫶🏻🫡

@shalinisparmar more to come lessssgooo

Started my trekking career with Skandagiri 🫶🏻 Did 1.5 weeks of incline treadmill and thankfully… it worked for this one.

@the_dream_saver 🙏🏻🙏🏻

@shalinisparmar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Banger year!

@fwtimini ++ but now i say i make memes on twitter

I live in constant fear of being asked to share a fun fact about myself.

@GurpriyaSidhu Ghulam Ali for the mid state between fresh pain and acceptance

Arijit Singh sad songs are for when you are experiencing fresh pain. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan songs are for when you have accepted pain as part of life.

@gargipalaskar me except I wear shoes

guy in my gym is so chronically offline, it’s refreshing to watch; no earphones, no shoes, usually wears the same 2-3 outfits on repeat & writes down every exercise in a physical notebook

@chai_speaks me everyday

Guys I'm not particularly happy but I'm not sad also. I'm okay. And there's this creeping belief that I have it in me to make myself okay no matter what happens. What a win 🧿

Terence Tao spent a year at the Institute for Advanced Study - no teaching, no random events of committees, just unlimited time to think. But after a few months, he ran out of ideas. Terence thinks that mathematicians and scientists need a certain level of randomness and inefficiency to come up with new ideas.

And one major problem with knowing too much or seeing things clearly is that you lose the ability to participate in certain illusions that make life easier for everyone else.

Sunday mornings at cubbon park are something else 🥰🫰🏻

@tam_arund @Meg_Srinivas Wish I could live in this area, such an aesthetic house🫶🏻

After 5 yrs, sad to be moving out of our beautiful home. Sharing for our lovely landlords. It’s 3000+ sq ft, airy & sunlit. Overlooks acres of green cover at Madras Sappers, Wheeler Rd. Available early May. A true, hidden gem in central BLR. DM if interested. No brokers pls

@doconclock awww, thanks 🫶🏻

Crazy surge prices on ORR 🫠

@Hi_Mrinal this is such a triggering line for me 😭

"Unfortunately we are not moving ahead with your application ..."

@samdape keeping my company alive 🌞

a company dies once the funny people leave

@signulll @Graffitinights1 lol so true

@Graffitinights1 anyone still using bumble is quite likely not the right person for you.

i was having dinner with a buddy of mine who went on a date with a girl & her bumble notifications went off while she was showing him something. there was no second date.