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@sheevposter
We must secure the existence of our pensions and a retirement for civil servants
Katılım Ağustos 2019
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We would love to take part in a retarded war for old times' sake but a random judge in Hokkaido blocked it
由仁アリン Arin Yuni@Arin_Yumi
Takaichi just won. Everything went perfectly for her at this summit. The ultimate fear in Japan was that Trump was going to press her on military support in Iran, and if she refused, turn on Japan the way he’s now lashing out at NATO. Takaichi instead was able to clearly convey that Japan would not be able to participate due to constitutional limitations, and actually got Trump to accept that reasoning.
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I don't think Tolkien was "WWI was normal" for me tho?
In the introduction he wrote that for people who see LOTR as a WW2 allegory WWI was just as bad and that all but one of his close friends died during it.
Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns
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Bro is really a good Dad
BRICS News@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un rides in tank with his daughter during North Korean military drills.
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@bumbadum14 @FreeNortherner Didn't they spend $75B on electric vehicle charging stations and only end up building 11 nationwide?
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My favorite fact about the Biden administration was that it set aside 2 trillion dollars for reviving America’s infrastructure and it literally disappeared.
Just gone, nobody knows what Buttigieg did with it.
Bobby Fakename, Esq.@BobFakeNameEsq
I have long maintained that Biden will be viewed favorably by history 1) because he was a very good president and 2) he will look even better when viewed between the disaster of 2 Trump presidencies. It’s already playing out. I will be vindicated sooner than expected ❤️
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*slaps 2 PDS IIs in the wormhole nexus*
Alright, 2 trade goods is the toll. Pay up
Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer
It's a darn shame Israel killed this guy. We could have had your nerdy friend from the midwest ruling Iran.
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Roberts was groomed in the 80s to provide legal foundations to get rid of the Voting Rights Act and appointed by W because he had an expansive view of executive authority, necessary to justify Guantanamo detentions, AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT ROBERTS DELIVERED ON AS CHIEF JUSTICE
Craig Caplan@CraigCaplan
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts in Houston today: "The notion that we carry forward the views of the people that appointed us is absurd. President George W. Bush appointed me 20 years ago. The idea that I'm carrying out his agenda somehow is absurd...And history is full of examples of Presidents appointing people and being really surprised how they turned out going both ways."
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@RexKwonDo92 @punisheddp16 One of the inspirations for Dune was doing some reporting on energy infrastructure in the gulf and realizing that the rest of the world was putting its economy at the mercy of desert tribesmen
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Frank Herbert was on so much damn drugs the man was able to see in the future
Maia@maiamindel
qatar is about to start cutting helium exports... helium is used for chip production... the iran war is about to turn the ai bubble into the hindenburg
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Narrated Werner: Charlie Kirk (PBUH) took me aside and said, "O Werner — verily the CPI hath overstate inflation by 1%+ annually. This inflates Medicare and Social Security by trillions. The BLS Director may correct this without an act of Congress, and it is upon him to do so."
Werner Zagrebbi🇦🇿@zagrebbi
Every right wing Internet personality has a Hadith from Charlie Kirk saying he really cared about their thing
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@john30028168 @ripplebrain Spray and Pray, and as good Muslims we Pray 5x per day
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@ripplebrain Yeah that's just how we do it down here in the Middle East. Works everytime
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All the speculation about the guidance system of the missile that hit the F-35 is pointless
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@RamblingsNerd @TheNCSmaster There's a quote from him out there that he's only returning to the screen for scripts he feels are golden...
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@TheNCSmaster Tbh he's earned enough "screw you" money and distanced himself enough from Hollywood that he can do whatever he wants.
That he seems to enjoy playing Eggman/Robotnik certainly helps.
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It’s legit hilarious that Jim Carrey, an esteemed actor who is semi retired and famously doesn’t like doing sequels
Has played Dr. Eggman of all characters 4 times in a row and is pretty much the only thing he’s done in film for a decade
Wario64@Wario64
'Sonic the Hedgehog 4’ Full Cast: - Ben Kingsley - Nick Offerman - Jim Carrey - Ben Schwartz - Kristen Bell - Idris Elba - Keanu Reeves - James Marsden - Tika Sumpter - Matt Berry - Colleen O'Shaughnessey - Lee Majdoub - Richard Ayoade variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@LRH_Superfan Sahih al-Qandis (Candace Owens)
Sahih al-Tukkar (Tucker Carlson)
Sunan Bin-Shabiro (Ben Shapiro)
Sunan Binyamin Ibn Yahya (Benny Johnson)
Sunan al-Taimbul (Tim Pool)
Sunan al-Matualsh (Matt Walsh)
The Six Books of Kirkdith
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When I was at university a Nigerian on my engineering course told a joke about corruption I adapt it for the present:
So a Pakistani engineer, a Nigerian engineer and an English lawyer go to visit each others country after graduating.
Nigerian visits the Pakistani guy. Says "You did well for your self, expensive car, huge house you were a bit of a waster at university, how come you did so well for yourself?"
Pakistani guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into the Civil Service, see that bridge over there... 20%"
Few years later Pakistani guy visits the Nigerian guy. Says "Wow you are doing even better than me you have a fleet of cars, a mansion, security your own jet, your were an even bigger waster than me how come you are so rich"
Nigerian guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into politics. See that bridge over there... 40%"
Another year passes they both go back to England and visit the English guy. He has a lovely property and expensive car as well. They both say "You were the biggest slacker of all of us how come your are so rich?"
English guy points and says "I stayed in Law, See that bridge over there?"
Nigerian guy says "No"
Alex Deane@ajcdeane
We have spent £180m on plans for a tunnel under Stonehenge. The project is now scrapped. You can be for a tunnel & think spending is a good idea (even if you think the cost of planning is silly). You can be against a tunnel & think spending is a bad idea. But *nobody* can be for spending on this scale with zero result. And yet that is a peculiarly British outcome. Nobody will be reprimanded. Nobody will see their career affected. But that’s £180m of taxpayer money just wazzed up the wall. Totally without repercussions. Multiply this by airport expansions & train route plans and Thames crossings and power stations and other examples you can think of yourself, and… soon you’re talking serious money.
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Doot doo dee doot
Doot doo dee doot
Canada for Canucks, Subcontinentals out!
Lux_Stella@Lux_Stella_
kind of underdiscussed how carney's most consequential policy move by far is cutting immigration
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🚨 Kim Jong-un REBOUNDS to 99.9%! 🚨
In 2023, Kim oversaw his party's WORST election results in 60 years, winning just 99.63% of votes.
Kim has won back CRUCIAL Chongjin swing voters, who wanted their stupid chud sons to get exploded by drones in Eastern Ukraine.
Open Source Intel@Osint613
BREAKING 🔴 Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
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“Nippon has fallen”
It’s actually already so over
CTC@CacheThatCheque
An unfortunate thing for gooners is that the “convenience store Japanese porn mag” as a study resource is now a thing of the past ever since Japan cracked down on it for the 2020 Olympics.
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@airbent_ @ripplebrain Anything we'd do if we were really fighting a war because both sides have command and control, ISR, logistics capacities that can't be interfered with without escalating the war, and they're both led by fossils who only know soviet wave attacks
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@airbent_ @ripplebrain Probably American Civil War/Russo-Japanese War -> World War One syndrome. Those wars turned into trench warfare, but that's because everyone involved was retarded/nonwhite, we're built different.
For the 21st century version of this, it's that Ukraine isn't applicable to...
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Based on the footage we've seen so far, Islamic Resistance in Iraq's FPV drone operators are like 2 year olds in comparison to the skill level of Russian and Ukrainian drone pilots. And yet they've systematically destroyed the defenses of the largest and best protected US embassy in the world in the span of three days. A small preview of the future.
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