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@ItsLeecapalot Mtu hufika menopause inaishanga?

Siet morning boner imekwama kwa mtungi ya maji 😭

@Wordslinger__ We na wewe uko na understanding kama ya mtoto

This is nonsense. Because these people are not agoraphobics or allergic to foods. They are out every day, they go to Uni even in the UK and live in hostels where people cook all kinds of things. They don't "throw up" there, but they will if an African lives next door? Come on!

@MkenyaMzi Huyu kila saa ni ngono tu kijana mkamba mjinga

Lilac nimelenga kkureply since morning, now lemme ask how would I have known nilikua nakula chakula ya boss wako ? Just leave me alone and also show where I said we had sex in the swimming pool with you ? And the last time we had Sex, you went ahead to tell your girlies story ikafika online? Like all scandals nimekua nazo online niwewe uliniletea n I covered you because you apologized in private , I am the victim of you , exposing what we had in private but now all of sudden you are the victim, girl pls niache sitaki kudraggiwa kwa your sleeping around business

@MrsBu_ Pickmisha let all the men take you can you accomodate atleast 10 men? They deserve you

I’m a wife, mother, daughter, sister, professor, business owner & I own some shares in different companies. I work, go home, cook, take care of our kids, I meet Hubstar’s sexual needs & help pay our kids’ car insurance & health insurance. Married 20 years PLUS!

@MrsBu_ Pickmisha

@Chapala_2 @amerix Shut your big mouth partriachy society is there to demean women and make them slaves for men nonsense

@sheks_254 @amerix No one is holding a gun for you to learn, it is voluntary. Patriarchy is supreme, brings order, better than matriarchy. Imagine all communities in Kenya have a Kikuyu like society? what would become of Kenya?

If you are a woman who wants to rise above - Mediocrity - Degeneracy - Depression - and the chaos of the modern world, Read this thread and fix your life. 🧵

@AceNyakundi @jessicamwiza 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessicamwiza My question is: was he lying? No. His job is to tell us what he observed. You can begin a history channel and explain why it happens.

This journalist is so clueless. A few months ago, he saw a far-right protest in France and commented, "Oh my, the police in France get along great with the protesters—there's no violence" (duh! The police in France mostly vote for the National Front, and their practices are modeled after colonial ones. Open a book, man). Now, he's visiting a tax haven and says, "Wow, free public transportation for everyone—unbelievable!" And these people are supposed to understand Eastern Congo and the genocide against the Tutsi? 🥴

@raphyjackson @bopjayson @inglorious_bat 😂😂

@bopjayson @inglorious_bat Sifuna is a late comer bt would get more votes than Maraga😅

Or maybe he just agreed so you'd keep quiet

@deejay_drops @bopjayson @inglorious_bat 😂😂😂

@bopjayson @inglorious_bat Hawa watu wa Maraga wanaishi kwa alternate world, they will be shocked.

@inglorious_bat 😂😂

Kenyans eat up white content creators who's whole gimmick is that theyre in Kenya or speaking swahili or doing something Kenyan a little too much for my liking. Ebu tuache kubambwa na ufala.

@moneyacademyKE Matiangi was not a saint but really he was Kenyan watchdog number one, no one with questionable character would have stepped in kenya, The RSF leaders and also Zimbabwe toad under his watch.

@kipmurkomen are you aware that your boss grabbed sewerage land in Ruai, 1,600 acres meant for human waste?I have filed suits for both cases

@OchiengOdongoKE Thats why he talks too much a mumu who never went to school talks fwaaa learned people are mostly quiet no matter the course you did....dont know whether its the 4yrs endured

The only sin Kairo committed is LACK OF DEGREE 😭😭😭 These are DEGREE-LESS behaviors, you can’t do business with an aim of settling scores and proving a point ❌

@Aboge_27 @HEBabuOwino His wisdom and brains kama ni wewe si ungekuwa imetetemeka hadi ukajikojolea but what has he had he has used his brain to be ahead one point

@HEBabuOwino We stand with Hon. Babu Owino! This harassment and threats from the police are blatant political intimidation, pure hypocrisy from a regime scared of real leaders. We won't be silenced. Solidarity.#Babukwasababu💪 #EndPoliceHarassment

PLANS TO ARREST ME ON COURSE. I HIGHLY WELCOME THIS NONSENSE. WHY USE DCI FROM KAKAMEGA COUNTY?? Warrant to investigate Accounts REPUBLIC OF KENYA IN THE CHIEF MAGISTRATE'S CRIMINAL COURT AT KAKAMEGA. CRIMINAL MISCELANEOUS APPLICATION NUMBER ... OF 2026 IN THE MATTER OF APPLICATION FOR WARRANT TO INVESTIGATE X ACCOUNT (FORMERLY TWITER) BETWEEN REPUBLIC THROUGH THE DIRECTORATE OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS (WESTERN REGION) KAKAMEGA ... APPLICANT VERSUS × (FORMERY TWITER) THROUGH, COMMUNICATION AUTHORITY OF KENYA.. •..RESPONDENT X (FORMERY TWITER) ACCOUNT: @HEBabuOwino ORDER: то, × (FORMERY TWITER) THRO' COMMUNICATIONS AUTHORITY OF KENYA P. 8 BOX 14448-0800 NAȚROBL K S 1.WHEREAS it has been proven to me on Oath that for the purpose of investigation into the Commission of an offence of Publication of False Information Contrary t o secion 29 of the Computer Misuse and Cybercrimes Act No. 5 of 2018; among other offences, it is necessary and desirable to issue warrants to investigate X Account dubbed: @HEBabuOwino which posted on 22nd February, 2026 vide link x.com/hebabuowino/st… 2 . AND WHEREAS i t has further been proven t o this Honorable Court o n oath that, for ghe purpose of the said investigations, it is necessary and desirable to issue an order compelling you, the Respondent herein, to nominate authorized person(s) to make and give t o No. 79920 SGT ARON KOROS, an investigator attached to Regional Criminal Investigation Officer Western, or any other investigator attached to and authorized b y the Applicant, a certificate of production of electronic evidence under section 106B (4) of the Evidence Act in respect of evidence (certified copies) generated electronically or from electronic device(s) that shall b e given in compliance with orders of this Honourable Court. NOW THEREFORE: 1. A warrant d o and is hereby issued authorizing No. 79920 SGT ARON KOROS, an investigator attached to Regional Criminal Investigation Officer Western, or any other investigator attached t o and authorized b y the Applicant, t o demand that you avail to him subscribers information of the above stated Facebook Account & posts, all held at X (FORMERY TWITER) through CAK; for him to have access and t o require production for his scrutiny of the following user data where possible: - a. The registered name in relation to X Account named @HEBabuOwino and post o f the link x.com/hebabuowino/st… b. The mobile subscriber numbers details, IMEI history paired to & MSISDN history of the subscriber numbers and their geolocation; that were used to register or paired to the said X Account & posts, in question. c. The most current profile picture and/or background photo used in the said X Account & post. d . The device types, serial numbers and models that were used to register and believed to be used to host/paired to the said X Account & posts. e . Account creation date information. f . Software version. g . Date of birth, i f any, of the users of the X Account. h. The alternative email addresses used in registration or verification of the X Account in question. User location information. IP Addresses, MAC addresses, paired to the X Account & posts. *. Any other relevant information that will assist him to conclusively investigate the matter. 2. No order is hereby issued compling you, to nominate authorized person(s) to make and give to No. 79920 SGT ARON KOROS, an investigator attached to RCIO's Office Western, or any other investigator attached to and authorized by the section 106B (4) of the Evidence Act in respect of evidence (certified copies) Applicant, a certificate of production of electronic evidence contemplated under generated electronically or from electronic device(s) that shall be given iri compliance with Order, above, of this Honorable Court. e d Given under m y hand and seal by the court o n this 5th day o f March, 2026. MAGISTRATE/JUDGE. PENAL NOTICE: Any person(s), company or institutions) served with this order

I urge @IntlCrimCourt to expedite William Ruto's case. El-Nino is in Kenya now courtesy of Ruto's case. Roads are flooded, just ask Pope now

After torrential rains and floods everywhere, we shall have shortage of water and drought next year culminating in fight over water & famine

@Wanjiru2027 Annointing tu huyo msichana anaweza peana ni ya umalaya tu people play too much with these things but the fact that hiyo church iko full says alot on why ruto is the president

Receive the annointing,kanyari hajaacha 310, the dumb faithfuls wanatoa pesa then get annointed by the the actress. Hizi kiosks zinafaa zifungwe ama walipe taxes,

Maturing is realizing USA has become everything we were told Osama Bin Laden was.