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How the hell Lex Fridman managed to build a successfull talk show? Dude has the most boring speech I've heard

@NoLimitGains Nothing is real anymore

Something very weird is happening in the market right now. But why is nobody worried?

@NoLimitGains print it ofc

Hmm, how exactly are they planning to pay off $39 trillion in debt?

@HodlMagoo guess when

Not sure when but there will come a time when Bitcoin keeps going up so much that even the bulls will start to worry something bad is happening.

@emmanueladda2 my typical joints look like this

Is this worth rolling?

As much as I am Bitcoin Maximalist, I do see benefit of borrowing against Bitcoin in Defi, specially since DAC8 regulation in EU. I have my life-saving position on Aave (tBTC) and although I didn’t t flinch now, I’d still be happier with isolated pools for Bitcoin maximalists.

@TheTNetwork @tBTC_project we need a no-shitcoin contagion, well build BTC backed lending. Hope its that.

Bitcoin utility was the starting point, but what comes next? Coming soon on Threshold Network.

@the_smart_ape it means court cant access it with a paper

> be in crypto for 7 years > get in for the cypherpunk stuff > self-custody, no third party, "decentralization" > watch lazarus drain $290m from kelp > watch arbitrum move $71m of it out of the attacker's wallet > without his private key, without his signature > not a "freeze" > it was a transfer. from someone's wallet. that the owner didn't authorize. > start wondering what "decentralized" was actually supposed to mean

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

I'm dropping a thread of all the protocols that had to freeze their interop because of LayerZero being compromised. Let's go:

@jvb_xyz @chidozie_xyz Its decentralised enough to ignore court orders

@chidozie_xyz Then why use Aave? You can buy a government bond on Schwab and get your 3% there risk free

If Aave can unilaterally freeze your assets, it’s not decentralized. Decentralization matters. Without it, you’re trusting a bunch of clowns you’ve never seen or heard of instead of JPMorgan.

@williameijer @Selkis_2028 thats how they cheat easily

Highly educated women keep telling me, at the end of conversations about society, “Why do you care about what’s true?” It must have happened a dozen times by now. This has been the single most blackpilling thing I’ve ever had to grapple with

@stit57881 Ive tried to quit many times. Usually around ~2weeks withdrawals peak and by month 1+ I realise weed makes my life better lol

Weed sober for 25 days,all I have realized is that life with weed is a lot better..

@StackingHats @TrenchSniper69 always has been

@TrenchSniper69 I know, and their ignorance will make those who put the effort in rich.

STRC is a terrible product. Bear with me here. The only reason is exists is because the guy selling it knows that he can make more money elsewhere. So, why don't you just buy the same elsewhere thing he is buying? Why does everyone always choose the wrong option?

@hoardingsats this always was a stupid take

🛢️=🛢️

@BTC_Elementary last few days have been extremely tough with all the moonlanding ragebaiters

It’s getting harder to tell the difference between rage bait and real stupidity

No force in the universe can stop an idea whose time has come. This is a huge win.

@aubreystrobel Im pretty sure they check the tx broadcast first and that is near instant. If confirmations do not come in Iran has plenty of time to react

“We paid the toll.” “We’ll let you through once it’s confirmed.” “…we’ve been drifting for 3 hours, the fee was too low and we’re stuck in the mempool.”

@PhysInHistory its solvable, but you get lost in the process

Is death a biological inevitability or just an engineering problem we haven't solved yet? 🧠

@TedPillows you do you bro just dont go around saying what will happen. you cant tell the future

The bottom isn’t in. Don’t fall for moon influencers, they were calling for $200K at the top too. You were their exit liquidity. I have a bit of $BTC and $ETH, and if the price goes a bit higher around $80-90k I sell it and open a big juicy short.

@JohnWJames3rd @BBMagaMom do a quick research and find out. Internet is powerful tool

@BBMagaMom Where in the hell did they store that car in that little capsule??? 🤣 🤣 🤣

At this point if you believe that, you’re retarded 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️