Sir Cumference @percyflage.bsky.social

MAGA - Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

Based on the photo Mitch McConnell’s office released today, he looks well enough to receive a visit from Governor Andy Beshear.

@emankinon48002 @TimHannan And yet they're still way better than the current collection of muppets (well, except for that prick who stole luggage, but the current admin has a caption of grifters).

@TimHannan you mean like this kind of cordiality?

I love how people who’ve supported that fucking scumbag Donald Trump for ten years are shocked and outraged that there’s no cordiality anymore.

The Mitch McConnell coverup story is everything Jake Tapper accused the Biden WH of doing.

I’m going on the record, this photo is AI generated. The words on the newspaper should be at least somewhat recognizable but when you zoom in even just a little bit the letters and words are completely destroyed and distorted by the AI

Mitch McConnell sitting in a chair looking 10 years younger than we have seen him in years recovering CPR in the ICU and whatever else we don’t know outside emergency audio dispatch is the equivalent of Donald Trump regrowing an ear.

@Patterson316 LOL.

Fucking mentally ill people. No respect. Liberals are cancer. Fuck you

@_Cynical_Sailor @TheRickWilson

@TheRickWilson Hey Rick….Can’t wait to bump into you sometime you pussy.

I see the "Fuck Your Feelings" crowd is out policing civility this morning. Remember when Lindsay blasted Trump for mocking Robert Mueller's death? Or Colin Powell's? Or John McCain's? Odd...me either.

Nothing he is describing here is fraudulent. His problem is that elderly nonwhite people have some dignity

At this rate, the Democrats might have the majority in the Senate by the end of July.

@JonathanPieNews He’s as bad as the rest of them with his underhand tactics.

BREAKING: New polling in South Carolina has Republicans terrified of another Democratic flip opportunity where Dr. Annie Andrews is only 3 points behind Lindsey Graham. This is amazing.

@EdAsante77 They've seen what happened when Trump put his pecker into the Iranian equivalent of a Chinese finger trap. Their lack of enthusiasm is understandable.

Probably not on the bingo card but might be worth engaging Asian power, not China, to see if they’d be winning to go in on freeing the strait.

If the USA and other global powers want to reset the strait of Hormuz to its pre-war state, of free navigation, force will be required. nytimes.com/2026/07/11/wor… via @NYTimes

Best community note ever. 💯

Y’all need to chill with the McConnell stuff, good taxidermy takes time.

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors has given me explosive diarrhea. But at least now there’s no plaques honoring Black scientists at the Smithsonian.

@AndrewZywiecMD So what supplements/vitamins are you selling?

Vaccines cause autism.

@JamesOKeefeIII Paying attention to convicted felon James O'Queef is rarely a good idea.

The US Government needs to pay Nick Shirley for doing a service of saving the taxpayers money. We need to incentivize this type of reporting so the revenue is coming from the outcome. Right now the incentive is to do the fraud, there are too many liabilities in stopping it.

But he & Count Binface should be careful, Tim, as by-election spending limit is £180,000. Farage knows about such limits having accused Jenrick & his campaign of breaking them in 2014 Newark by-election. Electoral Commission later agreed Jenrick & Tories broke Newark limits.

@Logically_JC @SZoeW No one asked to drill in endangered species’ habitats. They paid for it.