Shyam Arvadia

@benjamin_horne You got a point. Lowkey agree But man this could have been a small paragraph

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm. If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends. In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.” You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book. Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references. You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject. You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later. When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you. The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

Amount of dollars the Indian kids in NYC spent in one night at a MVM event is crazy!

@MurrayHillGuy1 Pretty sure Uber, weekend out, and first dates are gonna cost much more than assumed here. But 700 for looksmaxing? damn what peptide is this?

Spoke to my single friend who is pretty active in the NYC dating scene. He averages 1-2 first dates a week + infield every Friday/Saturday. Wanted to see what the actual monthly damage was… First dates: ~$100 each x 8/month = $800 Going out Fri/Sat: ~$175 avg x 8 nights = $1,400 Ubers: ~$250 Hinge + Cuffed premium memberships: ~$150 Late night food / hungover recovery meals: ~$200 Looksmaxxing tools, peptides, supplements, etc: ~$700 Grand monthly total to participate in modern dating NYC: ~$3,500/month Is this accurate?

@classpass @neharedy Sure

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a few weeks in sf + nyc is finally on the books!! send recs for things to do, food to eat, bars to check out, workout classes to try, gigs to go to and people to meet

@virajraundal8 You dont know the effluents being dumped into that reservoir by industries nearby

I hope this happens. Dam across the Khambat will be a glorious achievement of the republic.

@rossium Good thing citadel works for me (and my dad) and not the other way around 😮‍💨 - some international kid at nyu

This question is asked at Citadel for $650k/year roles with 0.1% acceptance: > You flip a fair coin 100 times. > Probability of more heads than tails? if you answered 50%, congrats. you just failed. drop your answer below. I'll reply to the right ones.

@hellbetterthnsf Chungwa 🤌

Chinese cigarettes after graduation ceremony…

@neharedy Workout: Download class pass app get free subscription trial and try all the best workout classes in nyc

@neharedy Nyc Pizza:- Chrissys Ceres Prince st Bars:- Two schmuks Bar pisellino Arlo soho Weslight brooklyn (nice views) Dead rabbit Just roam around west village and sit anywhere Foods:- Laut Spicy moon Olio e piu Los tacos Download beli eats app (best way to explore)

@Eashita__ Airport lounges, gyms, outside bars, at parties , wedding pregames, etc Wont work for introverts tho

how do you make new friends in your 20s

@ambuj_2032 Thanks:) Still gonna be a long shot. I dont think any CBG ppl gonna be on twitter

@shyamfoxface did my bit

@ambuj_2032 Definitely shenzhen (and even shanghai) got all the things an international metro city should provide

after 5-10 years, a work visa in shenzen would be more prestigious than O-1

@threeoneonetwo Would cost similar to a goyard fold wallet.

@shyamfoxface first i need to plan a trip to NYC

I am really tempted to buy the Goyard wallet

@erikalee Almost all subways are filled with AI billboards

Shell Petrol Pump prices are the indicators of what the actual fuel prices would be (without govt absorbing the losses) Petrol - 111 Rs Diesel - 122 Rs Basically there is a 15% inflation in fuel prices

@ambuj_2032 Not yet.

@shyamfoxface ameer toh ho aap

Last year I sowed grass just before the rains. It grew nicely to cover the whole area (img on left) A whole month of above 40C weather has killed it various spots (img on right) Idk how golf courses maintain this. But hats off 🫡

@_prafullbillore Just look up the “Indian Public Schools Conference”. All the member schools are elite schools of the country (the list includes most of the above)

India’s most elite schools 🏫 They’re 12-year network subscriptions. The fees buy the education. The alumni network pays dividends for life.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ → Dhirubhai Ambani International, Mumbai ₹12L–15L → The Doon School, Dehradun - 13L–15L → Mayo College, Ajmer — ₹7L–9L → Woodstock School, Mussoorie - ₹16L–18L → Ecole Mondiale, Mumbai — ₹10L–14L → Welham Boys’, Dehradun — ₹8L–10L → Scindia School, Gwalior Fort — ₹12L → Harrow International, Bengaluru — ₹18L–22L

@MurrayHillGuy1 The first ever apartment we “toured” in nyc was this.

Blue Gatorade blue Gatorade!