shame hollander

@chelbb_ but but but a trio of sauces! a whole trio!!!

$77 for a whole rotisserie chicken dont piss me off!!!

@LinkofSunshine lol in what world is Missouri Appalachian and not the Midwest

The regions of America (objectively true)

@crashcrowns swear to god i just saw one the other day where they said they hadn’t read the books or seen the show. so what are you writing about then????

being in the hr tag on ao3

@BYUsupersoaker the secret is being 20 years old that’s it

how did those alcoholic bitches in college stay so skinny i’ve been on a 3 week bender and i feel like jillian michaels would actually chinese water torture me for what i look like naked rn

@AdSinistram @lys91501 @Marco_Ross_10 thank you!! season tickets here for sports are definitely a lot more (even for shitty teams) and really prices people out which is a shame but that’s us capitalism for ya. cheers

@sickreeves @lys91501 @Marco_Ross_10 Probably cheaper than US sports but football here and on the continent is a working class pasttime and is more about being there than watching on TV (unless you're a Man United fan from Exeter). Theres a culture of following ur club home and away which costs 100's

Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile.

@lys91501 @Marco_Ross_10 sorry, american with a possibly dumb question: is the 175/600 for the whole season or what st holders pay per game? trying to work out if it’s insanely cheap or insanely expensive lol ty

@Marco_Ross_10 And now less than 5 years after this quote, the cheapest season ticket price is 175€ (you’ll never get that one), with the avg season ticket being 600€. This price is effectively ~5 weeks of Jackson’s wage. Even the most ‘well-intentioned’ owners still can’t help themselves.

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

@_ogurtsova_ @weIIingtonkiss what ab ilyushenka? where does that fit in (thank you in advance)

@weIIingtonkiss ilyushka restricted for sveta only as a life-long friend, it's kind of childish and friendly. and ilyusha for the most tender people in his life (shane and in my head probably yuna&davide at some point. his mom called him that for sure.) for boys hanging up it could be "ïlyukha"

would it be ilyushka or ilyusha

“joined march 2009” mind you hudson was learning how to multiply and divide when u made ur twt acc…

@feederofcats oh dweebus ❤️

Dweeb update/more info - The issue with Dweeb’s broken face is that there are several very misplaced jaw fractures, fractures close to the TMJ, splintered bone, and infection that ate away at the bone. It’s not a simple broken jaw that they can suture/wire/button and it’ll heal

@ilyassweetheart this is canon now

ilya texts shane the lyrics of 21 questions by 50 cent bc he’s bored and shane answers the questions earnestly bc he has never heard of the song

@MissSassbox Every. Single. Thing!!!!

so they just put my life on a meme like this

a lot of you clearly aren’t listening to float on by modest mouse whenever something bad happens to you and really internalizing the message and it shows

@myrandalevins @ali_sivi 100% they have never spoken to anyone from here. cyclone. jamba juice in walkable proximity to purina. look at a map!!!!! But whatever

@ali_sivi as a St. Louisian it feels like it came from someone who does not know St. Louis. acting is good. plot is interesting. dialogue is not great

dtf st louis is so good lol

@MissSassbox century gothic and impact baybeeeee

xennials and millennials, do you remember what font you used when you used to use in the chatrooms or what your away message was? also, if you wanna see what it feels like for old times sake, fun surprise below where you can "chat" again

@Nia_mp4 literally nothing at all, it is just a normal drink

bartenders what do u think of someone who orders vodka soda w bar lime

@chaotickraken91 HE IS SO FINEEEEE

“I’m filming a show and it’s very stabilizing. It’s like 30 minutes away from Vancouver, dead as fuck, full of old people.” x.com/hudsonwupdates…

@StuartHultgren thank

Jefferson northbound after I-44 is down to one lane due to construction until Chouteau. If this is your normal route to Energizer Park, consider alternate routes. #AllForCITY

@nik_hr1 Sometimes kiki sometimes bouba

Quick question… how the FUCK is this the same person 😀