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@JebraFaushay Now do the greatest band ever: Steely Dan

We all saw this and just collectively accepted it. The lightly feathered, bouncy hair, the fur, the giant sunglasses, the scarf, all fine, we didn’t question it.

@TigTiegen @MAGACult2 Literally nothing you wrote (all clearly and obviously chat gpt’d at that) rebuts what was stated in the video. Zero. Just garbage. You and your ilk who support this MAGA bullshit had better get your heads out of your asses. You’re essentially fucking up this country.

(let’s not mention the the failure of Benghazi by CIA) Hey Adam, former CIA desk jockey turned Dem congressional hopeful—nice try spinning a winning campaign into “out of control” chaos. But let’s stick to facts, not your anti-Trump fever dream: 1. The “spinning out of control” BS: This isn’t some uncontrolled mess—it’s a targeted degradation op. US/Israel have air supremacy over Iran, with Iranian missile/drone launches down 90% in 48 hours (per CENTCOM). Their navy’s been gutted (25+ ships sunk, including that frigate off Sri Lanka you mentioned—US sub did it clean). Khamenei’s dead, IRGC command shattered. Trump’s timeline: 4-6 weeks to unconditional surrender. Not “dwarfing Iraq/Afghanistan”—we’re already past the surge phase with minimal US losses (6 KIA total). Your “regional conflict with 17 countries”? Hyperbole. It’s 10-12 affected at most, all from Iranian desperation strikes that we’re intercepting 95% of. 2. Diplomatic “undermining” and firings: Yeah, Trump cleaned house—1,300 State layoffs, USAID gutted, Patel axed some FBI CI slackers. But guess what? It worked. We didn’t need bloated diplo-bureaucracy to launch; alliances held where it counts. France, Netherlands, UK are in (jets, warships, bases). Even Ukraine’s quietly feeding intel. Your “disrespect” narrative? Allies know Iran’s the aggressor—post-Oct 7 and endless proxy attacks. No major defections, despite your whinging. 3. Iranian intel networks “not activated yet”: Scare tactics. Sure, they’ve got cells worldwide (your “firsthand” knowledge from… what, Langley briefings?). But FBI/DHS have disrupted 15+ plots since Jan 2025, including preemptive arrests in Europe. No US soil attacks. Terrorism’s always “on the table”—that’s why we hit first. 4. The decision-makers: “Fox hosts, podcasters, nepo babies, Mar-a-Lago influencers”? Cheap shot from a guy who spent more time on TikTok than in the field. Hegseth (ex-combat vet), Rubio (Senate Intel chair), Patel (counter-terror pro)—they’re executing a plan that’s delivering. Trump’s Epstein jab? Irrelevant deflection—focus on the op, not tabloid smears. Bottom line: This war’s under control because we planned it that way—swift, overwhelming, no endless quagmire. Your “incompetence” rant is just election-year grift. If it’s so bad, why’s oil only at $92 (not $200), and why hasn’t Iran closed Hormuz? Facts over fear-mongering, buddy.

This is former CIA agent Adam and he’s got some vital information about the war

@foreveralone11w @Coldboldboy Uhh, sorry to break it to you, but the vast majority of jews in America are (so-called) libs. Like, you literally couldn’t be more wrong here.

@Coldboldboy Libs hate jews. Where you been? 😂

This is what the libs call "toxic masculinity" I call it "American Badass!" 🤘🏼 ❤️ 🇺🇸

@Rothmus Jesus Christ, you’re one stupid motherfucker. You actually think this sounds remotely profound or correct?

@Bubblebathgirl You know the answer but won’t admit it out loud. Trump could’ve sued already. Why hasn’t he then? Because the accusations actually stick, and suing opens up discovery. That alone should tell you EVERYTHING you need to know.

Rosie O’Donnell defames President Trump: “Our president is a serial ped*phile r*pist and that’s what he is.” This is blatant defamation. It’s time for Trump to sue Rosie. This one is an easy case. Get Rosie, legally.

@RepFine Goddamn. All I can say is that this is one stupid man we’re dealing with here.

I am proud to introduce the Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act. Democrats are losing their minds because I made a simple statement—given a choice between our dogs and those who would ban them, the choice is easy. They can pound sand. This bill will ban federal funds to any state or local government that considers dogs “haram.” Proceed accordingly, Mamdani.

@RepFine @HarmlessYardDog I like how Randy Fine revels in his Fat-Bastard-esque physique while apparently suffering from the meat sweats. Also, gambling. GAMBLING is his life’s work. Real cool guy you got there Florida. Quality.

Islam is not a race, moron. It is a religion. One where some of its New York leadership is calling for the abolition of dogs. Good luck bringing that to California. @HarmlessYardDog for the image.

@RepFine You fat, mediocre piece of shit. What an absolute embarrassment you are Rep. Fine. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Congress: Do your job and demand that this prick resign ASAP.

If they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one.

@bennyjohnson I’m really glad that Benny Johnson finally set the record straight to inform everyone that President Trump is a pedophile!

Ilhan Omar just called for the execution of the President of the United States and is smearing him as a “pedophile”. Trump should sue her for the $30 million she made off her fake wine company, then deport her.

@UltraMagaDoodle @RepFine Nice misspelling there, dork.

There is no question that Don Lemon is heading to prison for a very long time. I hope he enjoyed playing the victim and shutting down a church service. I wouldn’t want to be dealing with jail time if it were me.

@JakeLang Oh man. Seems like you “must’ve been asking for it” Jake. What a massive pussy.

I was just literally LYNCHED by an anti white mob of liberals & illegal immigrants- I’m at the hospital now getting staples in my skull… 😕 Nearly ripped limb from limb in Minneapolis!!!! Jacob Frey took the officers at the Minneapolis Police to stand down, so they could watch me eaten live on national television!!!!! PRESIDENT TRUMP SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD They are lynching White Christians on the streets!!!!! Please help support my Hospital bill & Future Security GiveSendGo ✝️ GiveSendGo.com/JakeLangDefense

@franfrommn @RepFine God, this is such a low IQ take. Your “analysis” is dogshit, and you’re defending what’s CLEARLY indefensible. Find another hobby buddy.

@RepFine DHS murdered a US citizen today and you're worried about our fucking mayor? God forbid you stand up for American citizens.

This scumbag POS should be arrested right now.

@RepFine NO. You will NOT be pulling this bullshit again Rep Fine. I absolutely cannot fathom how you could DEFEND a woman getting shot in the FACE. Enough is ENOUGH. No, no. It is YOU that needs to be arrested. Just pathetic.

@MarshaBlackburn Man, your republican messaging gets dumber and dumber by the day, I swear.

Democrats want to make illegal legal. Republicans want to enforce the rule of law.

@LauraLoomer So you’re telling me that the Trump admin sucks so badly, that there will be an apocalyptic-level blue wave that entirely subsumes the Republican Party? Wow. Tell me something everyone doesn’t already know. That’s what happens when your admin is legendarily shitty.

I’ve been saying this for months. If Republicans don’t start racking up arrests of Deep Staters, if they don’t crack down on the Islamification of America & increase mass deportations, then the Democrats will make Trump a lame duck President for the last 2 years of his 2nd term.

@RightPulseNewss Shitshisbritches

Describe this man in ONE word

@AnnCoulter Ann Coulter is literally just a walking eating disorder, except it’s not even 2004 anymore, and she’s basically irrelevant now, so who gives a fuck what she thinks.

If you lied in your immigration papers, such as by claiming to need asylum when you obviously did not, or called your brother your husband, you can have your citizenship revoked and be deported.

@LauraLoomer Damn. Sign me up for every single one of those “alternatives”. Get rid of this MAGA bullshit once and for all. It took less than a year for everyone to get collectively sick of MAGA. Who would’ve thought? Looks like Laura Loomer’s gravy train is coming to a grinding halt.

It’s time for everyone on the right to decide what they want. Do you want to live in a communist country? Or do you want to tweet your edgy hot takes till you go to prison? Because that’s the alternative if we lose the House and Senate. 1. Trump will be impeached. 2. His entire family will be jailed 3. Trump and his supporters will be targets of violence 4. We will have a communist takeover and America will be finished as we know it. We have less than one year till midterms. I hope for everyone’s sake people can accept that everyone has their own opinions on foreign policy and let’s get back to focusing on DOMESTIC POLICY and combatting the Left. We aren’t going to win elections if every Conservative with a large platform just obsesses over Israel everyday. We need to focus on the Left. If you don’t agree, then you’re likely working with the Left to destabilize our country and undermine MAGA. Time to focus. Time to stop pretending like a foreign nation controls Trump and time to start focusing your obsessive energy on supporting Trump’s agenda and defeating the radical left. We can all make America a better place to live together if we focus on combatting the Left.

@bennyjohnson Damn Benny, you’re completely reductive and uneducated. You do know WE in the US have socialist policies already here: it’s MEDICARE/MEDICAID AND SOCIAL SECURITY you dumbfuck. Any functioning modern economy needs a MIX of both collectivist and entrepreneurial driving forces.

Bill Maher lays out exactly what happens when people trade capitalism for socialism. He says New York City is in for a rude awakening after voting in Zohran Mamdani: “In 1990, Venezuela was wealthier than Poland. But then Poland, finally free of Soviet-style economics, went all in on capitalism. Now their economy is as big as Japan.” “Meanwhile, Venezuela traded capitalism for Hugo Chavez's socialism for the 21st century, which turned out to be like socialism capitalism in the last century, or any century, a f*cking mess.” “It turned one of Latin America's richest countries into one of its poorest. Low wages, high inflation, shortages, outages, eight million people fleeing.” If you think New York can somehow reinvent this wheel, you're in for a rude awakening. Zohran can't make your wishes come true.“

@mrddmia @BillClinton Yeah, and what’s your point? That Bill Clinton will go down, along with Trump? Fine - we’re all for it It’s obvious though that you’re playing word games & spinning whataboutisms to deflect from the fact that our current sitting president is possibly a pedo. Worse than watergate

Democrats repeatedly politicized and weaponized Epstein to smear Trump. They demanded an investigation. Be careful what you demand. Lawyer up, @BillClinton. You fucking scumbag.